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best csgo knife types - win

Looking for a post where someone was talking about the csgo knives and what type of role uses or best fits which knife?

I remember him "saying the flip knife is an awpers knife which is why kennys uses a flip" and I think the post also said the m9/bayo was a knife riflers use I think. He went on in the post saying each and every knife and what the pros and cons of using it were and etc. Does anyone know the post I'm talking about?
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What your favorite weapon says about you

M4 - You are the most generic person on the planet
AK47- You like to spice things up a bit
M16 - You secretly like the M4, but you use the M16 to not get bullied
AK74U - You like to rush in but still use an AK platform because AK´s make you feel powerful
AKM - Cyka blyat my brotha
PKM - You want to dominate the battlefield with your communist powers
AUG - You wanna be a sniper, but dont have a big enough brain to be one
CZ Skorpion - You take the term ¨PDW¨ wayyy too far
FAL - You dont like modern guns, but you also dont like ww2 guns
FAMAS - You play too much video games
FN F2000 - You REALLY want the aug, but then you wanted the p90, and after you couldnt decide.
G36 - You probably watch anime (you are still cool though :))
Galil - You either LOVED the black ops series, or you are a rich boi who loves flexing
HK416 - You yell at everyone when they say you have an M4
Vector - Your take airsoft to the next level. As a matter of fact, 4 dimensions ahead from a normal airsofter.
L85 - Bri ish mate? Waer bo ol?
L96 - You dont know why its called the L96, because you think its called the AWP, because you play CSGO.
M14 - You are the type to buy a lamborghini and show it off downtown
MP5 - You listen like to SLAP that charging handle just like you like to SLAP your patches on
MP7 - You secretly love the MP5, but you dont wanna be called a butt clapper.
P90 - Your the type of person that runs everywhere, jump like a cricket, and magdump everyone
SCAR - You said NO to the M4 because everyone else had it and you are a cool kid
UMP - You are a small child (and thats fine too!)
New! Knife - You are extremly skilled at the game. You are so hardcore, even novritsch fears you
Comment add-ons!:
Barrett M82 - Because flexing is more important than lasting 5 minutes into a game.
HTI - Because you can only flex so far with a Barrett M82.
AA12 - because working a pump requires more than 1 braincell.
M249 - Because you want to be less generic, while still running M4 magazines.
Mac11 - You take ROF super serious
SRS - You love lying with your dick in the dirt
VSR 10 - U R pRo bUiLdEr
SGR-12 - You have over 700$ to blow on a gun, can’t pump a shotgun, and just want to shoot 3 shots on semi auto
MP9- you want a gbbr but are poor
Type 64, definitely a weeb
SSg10: You saw a sniper video on youtube and thought that you were buying the best sniper and you could be just like him but in reality you're a noob
ACR: you're still a meta slave even though Modern Warfare 2 came out 11 years ago.
TAR-21: you wanted an Israeli primary and the Galils were all out of stock.
M60: you saw Rambo. Once.
Bizon: you wanted an LMG but didn't want the carry weight.
RPK: you wanted the LCT PKM instead but you're too poor so you settled.
Smoke Wagon: your workout playlist is just Big Iron on repeat.
MP9: you wanted an MP7 but didn't want to deal with reciever cracks.
G3: you wanted a DMR but MP5 is life
Scorpion Evo carbine: you have an Ela waifu body pillow complete with a NSFW side
MCX: if you squint really hard it looks like an MPX
Mosin Nagant: you watched Enemy at the Gates one too many times.
Luger: your callsign is Hans. Nuff said.
Stoner: let's be honest, you only got it for the name.
M93R: you wanted a G18 but M9 is life.
Intervention: you wanted to try IRL quickscoping.
MG42: saying "Maschinengewehr" gives you an eargasm.
Minigun/Microgun: you have a set of T-51 Power Armor and want an excuse to wear it outside of cosplay season.

Anything I should add? Put in the comments!!!
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21 [M4F] Canada/US - My 2021 resolution is to make an interesting & close gaming connection with someone

Hey there, I'm from the western rainy part of Canada. It's 2021, and I'm still missing that super close gaming friend that everyone else seems to have. As someone who enjoys staring at a screen and controlling pixelated characters for fun, I would like 2021 to be a special year where I no longer have to go solo on every game I play. Therefore, I offer you some gaming paths to have fun together:
Path Description
2D Minecraft but we get to fight flying eyeballs and unicorns Terraria (New world playthrough to eventually kill the lord of the moon)
Talk about our bad teammates but still try to make plays League of Le Legends (NA at Worlds is like bringing a knife to a gun fight, Sadge)
Only popular Battle Royale that doesn't involve gunplay Fall Guys ("Stop blocking me you fkn beans and lemme get up")
Tap to the beat of the music madly and still miss some circles Osu! (RIP fingers but looks cool so worth)
FPS games that I used to play and can pick up again CSGO (Rush B always), Overwatch (I love hIGh nOoN)
Anything else Whatever you really love playing and introduce me to it
Of course, these paths can get a bit exhausting to traverse, so I offer ways to unwind below before we queue up for another adventure:
Path Description
I prefer 2D than 3D characters Totally down to watch A Nourishing Illustration Made Electronically, which we can abbreviate as ANIME. It's a wonder how you can laugh your ass off in one episode and cry an ocean in the next
Rant about literally everything YES I HATE ONLINE CLASSES AND BEING WATCHED DURING EXAMS AT HOME, AND WHY IS IT SO HARD TO LIFE PROPERLY? AND Y MY JUNGLER 0/10 @ 5 MIN??? Whatever triggers you might trigger me too, so we can mald together
Chat Let's talk about school/work/plans/random thoughts. Let's talk about anything that's worth using keystrokes and words for. Social interactions are especially important in these times, so if you hit me up, I'll respond with more than "ye/ok/lol", and hopefully you can do the same!
Tips for 200% effective bonding:
For Single-Player games, I like RPGs and open world games a lot. Some of my favorites include Skyrim, New Vegas, Undertale and Witcher 3. These games are all really immersive and interesting, and I'd definitely enjoy discussing their lore and gameplay.
In terms of my character stats, I'm 6'1 and Asian. Currently I'm speccing into the Computer Science tree at college, although the higher level courses require a lot more INT points to succeed, so it'll be a while before my stats are stacked enough to reach the top of this tree. My character trait is introversion and of the basement-dweller type, so I'd much prefer 1:1 interactions than any groups until I'm more familiar, since I'm mainly looking for people who are also missing someone to connect with.
And more specifically, I'm looking for someone to build a new pixelated world together in Terraria, where we will build the best houses and unlike the real world, our NPCs will not have to socially distance there. I can play sometimes during the day depending on class schedule, and a lot more during late nights, so it'd be perfect if our times align.
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My, MASTER GUIDE TO ALL THERE IS TO CHEATING V4(Cheat features/terms explanations, P2C, Overwatch, VAC, Free Cheats, CFGing)

I made an updated version of this myself because Throwaways was not very updated, and also was never pinned or removed the old version so hopefully this will help some of you.
Contents listed in order:
  1. Cheat Features and meanings (urbandictionary but for csgo cheating) 2. Paid Cheats 3. Free Cheats 4. Basic Guide to cfging hvh cheats (not by me) 5. Overwatch and VAC/VACNET bans, and how to prevent them.
Cheat Features and Terms you must know: Slang: • P2C - paid cheat
• F2C - free cheat
• HvH - hack versus hack (“rage” or “spin botting” cheaters versus each other, typically done on community servers.)
• hitting p/ p100 / mega p etc. - good. hvh term
• uff ja / hhhhhh / laff / n1 - retard hvh speak
• 1 - (hvh) means you got killed in one headshot
• dump - when a hvh cheat shoots at a persons “fake” or desync
• baim - body aim
• cya@media - (hvh) saying hello to “media”. same use as “hello youtube!”
• “you’re sliding” - someone can see your feet fail to do the walk animation, usually an indication of legit aa (defined in cheat features). This is said to call out closet cheaters.
• Closet cheaters - people that are cheating but will not admit it.
Cheat Features (hvh cheat features will be under the cfg guide)
• Aimbot/aim assistance - unnatural aim assistance .
• Smoothing - affects the speed at which the aimbot • Hitbox - what the aimbot will aim at.
• Delay - the delay before the aimbot acitvates
• Silent aim - the aimbot will not lock on for your view only !! overwatch and spectator still see you lock on
• Backtrack - an exploit which allows you to shoot at where a certain player was and still hit them. Usually is configured in Ticks or ms.
• RCS - recoil control system
• FOV - The size of the zone from your crosshair that the aimbot will engage enemies in.
• Shot delay - the shot number specified before aimbot targets an enemy
Visuals (only ones that aren’t defined in the name. e.g. Healthbar)
• Chams - colours playermodels and/or changes their materials.
• Traceline - draws a line from your model to the type of person specified
• Draw FOV - shows the FOV of your aimbot
•Playermodel FOV - alters your playermodel FOV (makes ur hands furthecloser)
• Backtrack chams / History Chams - shows an enemie’s location history, and where they can be backtracked to.
• Flags (common ones include: money, flashed, distance, etc.) : draws text next to a person if they meet a condition of the flag (e.g. if a person is flashed then the “flashed” text will appear on your esp next to them), or displays the info specified (e.g “Money” simply shows you the amount of money a person has.”
• Spread circle - shows the weapon spread
• Grenade Helper - shows the path of your grenade before you throw it
• Damage indicators - shows damage you did to an enemy
• Knife/Zeus range - draws the range that the knife or zeus can do damage in around your playermodel (useful in thirdperson)
Misc
• Autostrafe - automatically stafes for you. Looks like you are doing nothing on your screen.
• Fast stop - exploit allowing a quicker stop from walking.
• Fast duck/unlimited duck - exploit that breaks crouch stamina
• Name stealer - changes your name around based on other players’ names in the match with you.
• Slide walk - makes your playermodel slide when walking.
Cheats* Here’s a master guide of the biggest csgo cheats and info to help you buy :)
(free cheats toward bottom uwu)
<> Legit <^>
•Novihacks-
Upsides: Decent overall I guess, Not too sure about detections. Downsides: pretty sure its owned by the sprit hacks owner, not really worth it, very sketchy. 
•Lethality/cartel cheats-
Upsides: Working, cheap, heard they are not actually as bad as you might think. Downsides: Co-Owned by tabzware, very likely pasted, much drama with lethality in specific. 
•Project Infinity-
Upsides: It works ig?, Menu looks clean but its honestly just very jumbled up. Downsides: mostlikely pasted from singularity, much censorship, much drama, many problems and bugs, not really that good or stands out in anyway, they have there own subreddit for promoting there cheat lol. Probably have miners as they used to in there free cheat, steer clear. 
•Spirithack-
Upsides:cheap, many features,cloud configs, radar for your friends without cheats. Downsides: Pretty bad detection rates, has been abandoned for neverloose, russian community and owners(down side for non russians Ig), probably pretty pasted.. 
•Getrekt (application)-
Upsides: My personal favorite legit cheat, endless customization and features, solid undetection,grenade helper, movement recorder, Imo the best legit bot, very nice visual, pretty cheap for what your getting. Downsides: Community is toxic, devs dont do much although there is supposed to be updates soon, staff is generally never on (they just added some mods though after people asking for more staff), many people dont like the menu, spacing on the menu is horrible, many people consider it to be pasted. 
• Plague-
Upsides: Cheat functions well, amazing price, decently frequent updates,Robert (The owner) is a very nice guy and the staff overall is good, Not likely to get detected (and never has been) Downsides: V1 got source leaked because an ex dev has an underlying hate for, the cheat, Robert, and anyone associated with it because he was unable to sell it himself after he left. Menu is not that good. The community and everyone in it talks about how its a paste including robert jokingly and many people take it the wrong way, you have to purchase on selly, there is no forums. 
• Iniuria -
Upsides: Great cheat for legit. Good detection rates. Has tons of features and customization. Offers lifetime. Downsides: Cheat is solely for legit. Another downside is it’s a little more expensive the other legit cheats. Has a large user base so there has been a few detections but really not bad at all. 
•Zapped.cc (updated!) (AGAIN!)
Upsides: Tons of features. Not incredibly expensive. Ive heard v3 is definitely better than v2. Downsides: Has many bugs/crashing. Heard the rage is alot better but still unusable for HvH. The menu isn’t the greatest. The Developers are known for pasting. V2 was cracked and known to be dogshit. The devs have doxxed people, leaked McGuidlines ip and have done many other suspicious activitys. They have tooken down reddit posts about the crack, they took down my Youtube video Trolling on there discord. 
• Novolinehook (Applications)
Upsides: Great cheat, solid undetection, pretty good legitbot, great features, decent for semirage. Downsides: application only(not that hard), overpriced 
• Weebware -
Upsides: The prime bot is good, solid detection. Downsides: lacking some features of popular cheats, features are very broken, nothings actually special about this its pretty overpriced for what your getting. 
•Omniaim
Upsides: Cheap Downsides: VAC detected often, pretty shit altogether 
• Jme pastes - 420Cheats, Redeye Cheats, 5dollarchears, abyss.gg, icheat, darkaim, attackmode,(probably a few more)
Upsides- Cheap Downsides- shit cheats, vac dtc often, all pasted by Jme 
• Precision Cheats
Upsides - Undetected, working features, cheap as hell, staff is pretty active and nice Downsides- Not a lot of customization, visuals aren’t liked by a lot of people , menu is cool but annoying, has a bad rep because Jme paid a bunch of people to call it a paste after he got kicked out the project. 
<~> HvH <~>
(also can be used for legit but mainly hvh), also Here’s a pretty nice guide to HvH features.
•Neverloose (private)-
Upsides: pretty decent scout cheat, overall ok cheat. Downsides: Spirthack owners so probably not the best devs, russian, a lot of people dont really like it at all. 
•Nemeisis (private)-
Upsides: Amazing Dt, Overall pretty good. I dont have high expectations for it in the future bc its the same coder as Getzeus, hvh only, got cracked but is probably a rat anyways. 
• Aimware.net
Upsides: Good cheat, solid choice altogether. Dt is alright and underated. The cheat has tons of history. Has lua support and tons of luas for free. Easy enough to cfg. Good desync and aa options, autodirection is p. Has a pretty good legit bot actually. Offers lifetime. Downsides: VAC Auth errors and (albeit rarely,) vac wave detection. The cheat isn’t updated often at all, resulting in a gradual decline in how competent it is. The mods are retarded as hell. The userbase is cancerous and will defend their cheat till the end. (i have used aw) Worse for hvh than skeet and onetap. HWID Resets can take a week or more and your account can get banned for nothing. Resolver is pretty shit currently. 
• Onetap.su
Upsides: overall best public cheat for hvh. Awesome fakelag and backtrack as well as resolver. Has simple cfg system and custom model and skybox changer. Great visuals. Constantly being updated and improved. HWID RESETS IN MINUTES!! Has a good mod team. Has p exploits that hide your On Shot aa and one that breaks enemy backtrack. Their slowwalk aa is p is well, great javascripts. Downsides: Legitbot is kinda wack but they just totally reworked it and it’s decent now, but i personally like aimware legitbot more. Onetaps legit aa is safe and doesnt desync to the max which isn’t fun for trolling. The mods also refuse to acknowledge the cheat misses sometimes XD 
• Fatality (invite only)
Upsides/Downsides: Overall decent cheat. Not great, not bad, Great double tap. Personally wouldn’t recommend but i’ve never used it. 
•Skeet/Gamesense (invite only)
Upsides: Best hvh cheat with the right cfg and luas. Has awesome features. Honestly not writing about it, everyone knows this shit already. Downsides: Way overhyped. Everyone loses their shit when someone has skeet but it’s honestly not that great. Private and it’s really hard to get an invite. Skeet HWID locks are absolute cancer and occasionally you’ll get errors for removing usb devices. The mods will ban you if they see anything they deem sus. Resolver is meh. 
Semirage-
•Rainbowhook/memesense-
Upsides: heard both are very good for semirage, cheap. Downsides- Bad detections, both are definitely pasted. 
• Fanta (all versions, some are invite only)
Upsides: Good features, amazing for semirage. Overall decent for legit if you can manage to config it.Downsides: Obviously pasted, impossible to config, menu is a mess. The userbase will defend it to death tho. 
OVERALL RECOMMENDATIONS:
HvH only: Onetap.su for public, skeet for private.
HvH/Legit: Aimware.
Legit only: Plague/Precision on a budget, getrekt/inuria/novolinehook if not.
Semirage: Fanta if you dont care about spending the money. If you dont want fanta I recommend Rainbowhook.

FREE CHEATS FOR THOSE WHO WANT FREE SHIT
remember, all free cheats have a SUBSTANTIALLY higher chance of getting you vac banned. If you have any intention of long-term cheating on an account you value, remember and heed this warning
~^~Legit~^~
Cheat sources (to paste) to keep your paste UDTC, you must change the code often, dont add junk code it will only make your cheat more laggy and not do much to help keep it ud, use a processhacker, and know how to use features and hooks correctly. not the best bet for beginners
-Sensum: pretty decent source, easy to use, kind of jumbled up.
-Osiris: probably the best source to paste from, very easy to use, updated frequently.
-moneon: not too horrible, not that great, has legit bot bugs.
-Indigo: Mediocre, can be difficult to paste
-gladiatorz- no
~^~HvH~^~
Otc, dorksense (steerclear might be a rat and its just weave anyways)
Best Sources to paste from:
-mutiny
-weave
}~{ VAC & Overwatch }~{
(not going over obvious stuff like VAC is a perm ban)
VAC AUTHS:
Dont break lby in casual, some cheats skinchangers dont work in casual, bootleg antiaim/ autowall can get an autherror. Basically all in all dont be a retard.
Vac net:
Honestly not exactly sure how to avoid vac net but if you are in mm, do not use any antiaim besides legit aa, I suggest keeping any 0 smooth aimbot to a max of 5 fov and if your cheat does not have legit autowall keep autowall off. 

Vac/overwatch:
1. VAC is a result of your chest being detected. 2. VAC is not an IP or HWID ban. 3. VAC bans can be delayed. 4. VAC bans cannot be lifted 5. Some overwatch bans turn into VAC bans. 6. Using phone number for accounts means that if one gets banned the other will too.``` - Overwatch: 1. Overwatch is when a player watches a demo of you playing and decides if you are cheating or not. The player has the option to ban you. 2. Not all overwatch bans are perm bans. 3. It is unknown how many reports it takes to send a player to overwatch. Common belief is around 11 reports in 24 hours. 4. Great Overwatchers notice: -Extreme Fakelag -Any triggerbot without high delay and proper deadzone (especially “magnet” triggerbot) -Low smooth aimbot -High RCS -ANY bhops and autostrafe!! -obviously any rage settings 
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r/Csgohacks Pinned post v5 (small updates)

Contents listed in order:
1. Cheat Features and meanings (urbandictionary but for csgo cheating) 2. Paid Cheats 3. Free Cheats 4. Basic Guide to cfging hvh cheats (not by me) 5. Overwatch and VAC bans, and how to prevent them.
Cheat Features and Terms you must know: Slang: • P2C - paid cheat
• F2C - free cheat
• HvH - hack versus hack (“rage” or “spin botting” cheaters versus each other, typically done on community servers.)
• hitting p/ p100 / mega p etc. - good. hvh term
• uff ja / hhhhhh / laff / n1 - retard hvh speak
• 1 - (hvh) means you got killed in one headshot
• dump - when a hvh cheat shoots at a persons “fake” or desync
• baim - body aim
• cya@media - (hvh) saying hello to “media”. same use as “hello youtube!”
• “you’re sliding” - someone can see your feet fail to do the walk animation, usually an indication of legit aa (defined in cheat features). This is said to call out closet cheaters.
• Closet cheaters - people that are cheating but will not admit it.
Cheat Features (hvh cheat features will be under the cfg guide)
• Aimbot/aim assistance - unnatural aim assistance .
• Smoothing - affects the speed at which the aimbot aims • Hitbox - what the aimbot will aim at.
• Delay - the delay before the aimbot acitvates
• Silent aim - the aimbot will not lock on for your view only !! overwatch and spectator still see you lock on
• Backtrack - an exploit which allows you to shoot at where a certain player was and still hit them. Usually is configured in Ticks or ms.
• RCS - recoil control system
• FOV - The size of the zone from your crosshair that the aimbot will engage enemies in.
• Shot delay - the shot number specified before aimbot targets an enemy
Visuals (only ones that aren’t defined in the name. e.g. Healthbar)
• Chams - colours playermodels and/or changes their materials. not visible through walls
• Traceline - draws a line from your model to the type of person specified
• Draw FOV - shows the FOV of your aimbot
•Playermodel FOV - alters your playermodel FOV (makes ur hands furthecloser)
• Backtrack chams / History Chams - shows an enemie’s location history, and where they can be backtracked to.
• Flags (common ones include: money, flashed, distance, etc.) : draws text next to a person if they meet a condition of the flag (e.g. if a person is flashed then the “flashed” text will appear on your esp next to them), or displays the info specified (e.g “Money” simply shows you the amount of money a person has.”
• Spread circle - shows the weapon spread
• Grenade Helper - shows the path of your grenade before you throw it
• Damage indicators - shows damage you did to an enemy
• Knife/Zeus range - draws the range that the knife or zeus can do damage in around your playermodel (useful in thirdperson)
Misc
• Autostrafe - automatically stafes for you. Looks like you are doing nothing on your screen.
• Fast stop - exploit allowing a quicker stop from walking.
• Fast duck/unlimited duck - exploit that breaks crouch stamina
• Name stealer - changes your name around based on other players’ names in the match with you.
• Slide walk - makes your playermodel slide when walking.
Cheats* Here’s a master guide of the biggest csgo cheats and info to help you buy :)
Alternative flowchart: https://www.zenflowchart.com/docs/view/kpPy7LDdw25Xb1YKXAxl
(free cheats toward bottom uwu)
<> Legit <>
• Iniuria -
Upsides: great cheat, undetected for ages. Has tons of features and customization. Offers lifetime. Downsides: Cheat is solely for legit, which is fine if you’re prime. Another downside is it’s a little more expensive the other legit cheats. 

•Zapped.cc
Absolute shit. Watch these videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U384cL8Mb0k https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97l9ejRE_UU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPHlDpbg_-Q https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFnOHb7Sfaw
• Novolinehook (application)
 Upsides: Great cheat, solid undetection, great feature etc. Downsides: invite only, expensive 
• Aimware (public) Good for HVH and legit, definitely not safe for main though; used by lots of people so will likely be hit in VAC waves.

• 420Cheats, Redeye Cheats, 5dollarchears, abyss.gg (there are more)
Upsides- Cheap Downsides- shit cheats, vac dtc often, all pasted by same people 

<~> HvH <~>
(also can be used for legit but mainly hvh), also Here’s a pretty nice guide to HvH features.
• Aimware.net
Upsides: Good cheat, solid choice altogether. The cheat has tons of history. Has lua support and tons of luas for free. Easy enough to cfg. Good desync and aa options. Has a better legitbot than onetap.su. Offers lifetime. Downsides: VAC Auth errors and (albeit rarely,) vac wave detection. The cheat isn’t updated often at all, resulting in a gradual decline in how competent it is. The mods are retarded as hell. The userbase is cancerous and will defend their cheat till the end. (i have used aw) Worse for hvh than skeet and onetap. HWID Resets can take a week or more and your account can get banned for nothing. 

• Onetap.su
Upsides: overall best public cheat for hvh. Awesome fakelag and backtrack as well as resolver. Has simple cfg system and custom model and skybox changer. Great visuals. Constantly being updated and improved. HWID RESETS IN MINUTES!! Has a good mod team. Has p exploits that hide your On Shot aa and one that breaks enemy backtrack. Their slowwalk aa is p is well. Downsides: Legitbot is kinda wack but they just totally reworked it and it’s decent now, but i personally like aimware legitbot more. Onetaps legit aa is safe and doesnt desync to the max which isn’t fun for trolling. The mods also refuse to acknowledge the cheat misses sometimes XD

• Fatality (invite only)
Upsides/Downsides: Overall decent cheat. Not great, not bad. Personally wouldn’t recommend but i’ve never used it. 

•Skeet/Gamesense (invite only)
Upsides: Best hvh cheat with the right cfg and luas. Has awesome features. Honestly not writing about it, everyone knows this shit already. Downsides: Way overhyped. Everyone loses their shit when someone has skeet but it’s honestly not that great. Private and it’s really hard to get an invite. Skeet HWID locks are absolute cancer and occasionally you’ll get errors for removing usb devices. The mods will ban you if they see anything they deem sus. Resolver is meh. 

• Mutiny.pw (invite only, but invites are super easy to get. public now)
Upsides/Downsides: Lots of features, cheap. Pretty shit cheat, most of the features it has are broken. The dev is pretty retarded and needs constant help on unknown cheats. However, recently it’s been getting better so we’ll see where it goes from here, but for now stay away. 
-Other-
• Fanta (all versions, some are invite only)
Upsides: Good features, different versions of the cheat. Overall decent for semi rage, shit for closet legit. Downsides: Obviously pasted, shitty cheat. The userbase will defend it to death tho. 

OVERALL RECOMMENDATIONS:
HvH only: Onetap or Aimware for public, skeet for private.
HvH/Legit: Aimware.
Legit only: Iniuria if public, novolinehook if private.
FREE CHEATS FOR THOSE WHO WANT FREE SHIT
remember, all free cheats have a SUBSTANTIALLY higher chance of getting you vac banned. If you have any intention of long-term cheating on an account you value, remember and heed this warning
*~~Legit~~* - Charlanto // Ratpoison: ONLY UNDETECTED FREE CHEAT. Ratpoison is better imo. If you have installation problems look up on google or youtube. Best free cheat for legit.
-EZFRAGS - MEGA P BEST CHEAT /s (don’t use this shit ever k thanks)
Cheat sources (to paste) to keep your paste UDTC, you must change the code often, add junk code, use a proper injector (if you need one HMU, it’s free) and know how to use features and hooks correctly. not the best bet for beginners
-Sensum: best legit source imo
-Osiris: great alternative to Sensum, p features
-gladiatorz- no
-anything else for legit: no
*~~HvH~~*
all free hvh cheats will get raped against p2c btw, good luck
Best Sources to paste from:
-Mirror
-xy0/gemisoftware
<~>Basic Cfg Guide<~> Great introduction to hvh settings (post NOT by me)
My cfg: add discord @ Factor#4025
}~{ VAC & Overwatch }~{
(not going over obvious stuff like VAC is a perm ban)
Vac:
``` 1. VAC is a result of your cheat being detected.
  1. VAC is not an IP or HWID ban.
  2. VAC bans can be delayed.
  3. VAC bans cannot be lifted
  4. Some overwatch bans turn into VAC bans.
  5. Using phone number for accounts means that if one gets banned the other will too.```

Overwatch:
  1. Overwatch is when a player watches a demo of you playing and decides if you are cheating or not. The player has the option to ban you.
  2. Not all overwatch bans are perm bans.
  3. It is unknown how many reports it takes to send a player to overwatch. Common belief is around 11 reports in 24 hours.
  4. Great Overwatchers notice: -Extreme Fakelag -Any triggerbot without high delay and proper deadzone (especially “magnet” triggerbot) -Low smooth aimbot -High RCS -ANY bhops and autostrafe!! -obviously any rage settings `
If you want to act legit for ANY spectators, don't use walls, just radar hack, and a very small FOV aimbot + 50% RCS.
If you just don't want to get banned (spectators will probably suspect you but OW probably won't convict) just die from behind a few times.
Factor#1337 on discord :)
Additions:
Trusted launch: Can sometimes stop free internal cheats, anyone with a brain can bypass it, and every half decent paid cheat bypasses it.
If you are at all concerned about privacy, don't run random free cheats or not well known paid cheats. If you are super serious don't use any paid cheat, just use open source cheats (ratpoison is UD, osiris requires some work to make it UD)
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[D] A guide to investing in cases

Case investments are one of the most popular types of investments, as cases are consumable and is consumed in great numbers. At the same time, it is often possible to have a great % return on cases, as prices go as low as 3 cents. One of the most commonly asked questions on the CSGO market forum discord server is “what case should I invest in”. This guide should help answer this question, but in a bit more subjective way than the newbie guide would.

Why does people buy cases?

For the case price to rise, someone has to buy the cases and open them. Favorite case varies from person to person, and lots of people have made different polls to try and figure out what case is the most favored case by the community, a recent example is this poll made by u/theapplebi.
Historically, cases with the best knife sets have performed best. Let’s compare the Breakout case, and the shadow case. Both are old cases, and have been dropping in the drop pool for a long time before they were removed (the shadow case is currently in the non-prime droppool, but that is beside the point). The shadow case has two very good covert skins, but very bad knives, and the breakout case has terrible coverts and very good/expensive knifes. The good/bad here refers to overall popularity and price of these items. The breakout case has been performing much better, and the common census is that it is due to its knifes.
Cases with good knifesets have historically been performing much better than cases without, even when the rest of the case is packed with unpopular skins. Investing in cheap cases are usually a good idea, as only a small price increase is necessary for a very good %return. It is unlikely that a 25-euro case will be 50 euro, but more likely that a 0.1-euro case will be 0.2 euro.

You have chosen a case. When to invest?

First, the cases in the current prime droppool is a bad investment. They will eventually drop to 3 cents, and they will not increase naturally in price before they have left the droppool. Lots of people wants to invest in e.g the CS20 case – this is a terrible idea, as the cases probably will remain cheap for at least a year. In the meanwhile, the money could be spend better. Cases are first interesting when they leave the prime droppool. They then (for the most part) cycle on and becomes available in the non-prime droppool. There are seen previous examples of the case increasing in price despite being in this pool (spectrum case), but this puts a maximum cap on the price, as more are constantly added to the game. As a rule of thumb, it can be viable to invest in cheap, non-prime cases.
Cases then leave the non-prime pool, and becomes rare. When a case is rare, it only drops very seldomly and this is irrelevant for investing in most cases (exceptions occur, see bravo case). The case then follows a “hype pattern”:
Price increases naturally. Lots of newcomers see this increase in price, go to reddit/discord and asks “should I invest in this case”, buys in, and price increases faster due to hype. Experienced investors sell off their cases, and prices dive down to where they were before. Some of the new investors panic, and sells off their investment at a loss, lowering the price further. It is here you want to buy, as the price is artificially low, and have been higher by natural demand than the current price. The price then slowly climbs again, and the cycle repeats itself. Graph of spectrum case price showing this pattern

So in short, it is wise to buy cases when they leave the prime droppool, as well as buying them when them leave the non-prime droppool. Cases can also be bought after a price spike and then during the following correction. It is best to purchase and invest in popular cases, with good knives.
Questions, opinions and corrections are always welcome.
DISCLAIMER: I own several different cases, including breakout and spectrum cases that are talked about in this guide. I don’t write this to hype them, but to explain what makes a good case investment.
Links:
Spectrum case:
https://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/Spectrum%20Case
Breakout case:
https://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/Operation%20Breakout%20Weapon%20Case
Shadow case:
https://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/Shadow%20Case
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A few more ways that IW could take more of my money: a short list

As the title says, these are things i would buy from the store for actually, real USD. I do play a fair amount, so before u say “i wouldnt spend money on this game” just know everyone knows not everyone is gonna spend money on cosmetics. Some of us do and some dont, either way ill respect it!
1) The Karambit knife from Krueger’s “Take Down” finisher. I always run a knife as a secondary because i LOVE going for assassinations. I got the swords damascus, and while they are very good and 1-hit kill enemies, i hate that they make you slower than the sticks or other knives. It makes them not as viable for s&d or cyber if you like rushing. A Karambit knife would probably sway me back towards using the combat knife as my secondary, the aesthetic has been proven popular via CSGO
2) Another knife but this time.. no explanation needed. Just give us a huge machete or meat cleaver. Butcher knife typa thing. Big ol’ blocky boi. You know the type. Instant buy. Thatd be brutal as hell in a finisher too
3) More bolt action guns to sell blueprints for // better blueprints for the bolt actions. R700 is a rumor, but either way, unless its amazing its not taking the #1 spot in my heart over the ax50. I have almost every ax50 blueprint and none of them look good with damascus or obsidian. “Raganrok” is the lowest-rarity blueprint i have for it and it looks the best with platinum and obsidian since the letter etching on the side is still visible, but it isnt with damascus. Wish this camo would get re-worked or something.
Feel free to add anything you would wanna see in the store!
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A 10k Word Filibuster I wrote - You may notice some parts are taken from other sources. Still took me about 4-5 hours to transcribe - Total 9816 words.

Edit - Continued in comments due to character limit. Can still Ctrl-C Ctrl-V the first part, although not as long.
Alright, maybe I’ll do some standup. But also like sometimes I think about increasing my words per minute. Like how long it would take to increase it over time. For example like since June or January of sometimes a couple years ago, maybe 1 year ago, no 2018 so 2 years. But that’s odd I seem to remember it as Grade 9, which is only 1 grade behind what grade im in now, maybe it’s just because I’m at the end of the year that I remember it differently? No, but I think it was 1 year because it was June of 2018, but I guess that would make it 2 years, and not year. Maybe I seem to remember the grade wrong. Maybe it was grade 8 and not 9? No but there was no tech 10 for grade 8’s because of how my school is set up, or was set up at the time. So it must have been grade 9. If then, the only other option is that I am misremembering which year, but then it also said “2 years ago” for last online for my schoolmates on this typing website we used earlier that year. Back round to typing I guess. Anyways since a year or two years ago my words per minute has increased from an average of like 66-69 words per minute to I think 83 or 89. I can’t quite remember. Sometimes I think my memory is getting worse. I wonder if dementia is hereditary, because I think my dad is getting it. Or is it alzheimers? I don’t quite remember. How ironic. Anyways, the fact that my dad seems to be losing his memory is also a little bit worrying, although I’m sure he can tough it out. He seems pretty tough most of the time anyways. We all have moments of weakness I suppose. Anyways, my memory sucks and I forget lots of things a lot of the time. It’s not pure speculation that my dad is getting alzheimers or dementia, I don’t know which. He forgets things that I told him last week a lot of the time. Sometimes its important things, sometimes not. Sometimes just deals in general. I think it started rather recently, but again, I cannot remember. Bad memory.
Anyways, I came back from camping today, or rather yesterday if you count 3am as a different day. To me, the day is not the next day until I’ve slept. I’m sure it feels the same way with the majority of most people. That kinda sounds like bad grammar but I guess I’m not known for good English. Not anymore at least. I used to be a top student in most of my classes…except math. It kinda fell of in grade 6-8. Probably due to bullying, definitely due to mental illnesses. I’m glad they’ve cleared up now, for the most part. One thing I noticed very strongly about my change in mental illness is the severe anxiety I used to suffer from. In fact, I feel that I’ve kind of done a full u turn in that sense. Sometimes I literally just don’t care at all anymore, and in that way its also damaging. Like, I’ve lost a major sense of caring for no reason. Not caring in the sense of emotional or loving care, or maybe it’s the same. Who am I to know anyways? Anyways, camping. Camping was nice enough. Actually really nice I think. Outside of the onslaught of complains from my little brother about almost every little thing it was a nice trip. Some amazing fews of osoyoos too. I felt like I was on a plane I was so high up on the high way. I also learned of some highway things, like runaway lanes. I’d never heard of them before. Apparently they are for when semi trucks lose control of their brakes and need somewhere to stop, so they go up this slope that prevents them from y’know. Falling off a massive cliff and dying in a firey explosion. To be honest, at first I’d thought that they were kind of useless, but knowing that a lot of corporations chiefs tend to be more greedy, I wouldn’t doubt that they wouldn’t entirely care for the safety of their truckers all the same. Cutting corners and such. I also noticed that the runaways lanes seemed to have been used. Maybe by semi trucks or just curious drivers.
Onto a different topic I suppose. I got back from camping and I was greeted to the death of my sisters cat. Pretty sad, he got eaten by coyotes. The damn things live in white rock?? Rich white rock?? Since when?? I was pretty confused when I heard it, but less empathetic than I probably should have been, considering my sisters cat for 10 years just fucking died. And not a good death either. Apparently people saw it happen. I suppose they didn’t care that much considering the whole animal altercation happened at 4:30am and I wasn’t there to see it happen. All the while I heard what happened, I thought to myself: “I’ve been staying up til 4:30am earliest on most nights lately. If I’d not gone on this stupid camping trip I could have saved Neko.” Neko is the name of the cat by the way. It was a fun name as a kid, named after cat in Japanese. Remembering why now is because our neighbors at our old house had a Japanese transfer daughter that they took care of until they could get out of school. Her name was Ruth, if I remember correctly and she taught us how to play this weird wooden ball game when we were little. I have a lot of fond memories of the old house. Simply playing road hockey with my dad, water fights in the drive way, climbing tall trees out back. The whole place seems to be a condo complex now, and we only just moved out a few years ago. I’ve been having a bad time with, well time lately I guess. It was 3 years ago I think. 2016 or 2017. I can’t say for sure. Whatever it was, it was better times back then. Simpler.
Lately I’ve been subscribing to lots of new youtubers, like I just see something I like and I subscribe. I guess its what every good viewer should do right? I mean I like the content right? I guess theres nothing much to talk about there, but it’s just something new I’ve been doing. I found this cool channel from a video I saw on discord. It showed some psychological effect called anemoi, or anemia or something. It’s on the tip of my tongue, but I really can’t recall what it is called now. Whatever it is, I know the vague definition. “An image or place that seems familiar or nostalgic but is not.” Like somewhere you’ve been before. It is really fascinating being entranced by these nostalgic images. It’s the same nostalgic effect as the “Backrooms” photo if you’ve seen it. It uses something general that almost everyone has seen and amplifies the nostalgic effect to the maximum. Gotta say, I’m a big fan of it. Hopefully more stuff like that will be found in the future, just cool psychologic studies and effects that you can play with and mess around with on youtube or whatnot. I found it on DavidCrypt’s channel if I remember the name correctly. Sue me if I’m wrong lol. Some other recent youtubers I’ve found are just from discord. Like sapph invited me to this random persons stream and his top viewed video had like 6.8 million views. Crazy huh? He doesn’t really get higher than 150 views lately though. Just a stroke of recommendation luck from youtube. Algorithms can be useful sometimes after all. Lately youtube’s algorithm for reccomendations have been so odd. I’m not really complaining though, most of the videos are from 3-12 years ago and are really interesting. Shit I would not have seen without the algorithm just recommending it to people. I’m sure there are actual people behind it, no way youtubes “algorithm” selects such interesting videos. Just the other day I got one called “Social Distance Bar Fight” that was made surprisingly 7 years ago. Sometimes the humor of the algorithm is so devious. Still humorous though.
I’m really here to do standup aren’t I? Yeah I guess I got a little side tracked there. I’m here to tell you about that one time I went to the store and I wanted to buy a new cereal brand but there were only four cereal brands. I’m not talking about like types of cereal, like I mean the brands behind the various cereals. There are kellogs and like the Kroger brand. There Is also like the no name brand, if that can even be called a brand. I’m sure that the presidents choice brand probably dabbled in cereal at some point to. Anyways you get my point, several cereal brands, and I’m trying to find a new one. So I got to the store, and I, and I want to buy another brand of cereal but there’s only like 3 or 4 brands of cereal. There’s Kellogs, as you know. The big one with like frosted flakes and other things. There’s uh…oh general mills that’s another big one. And uh other two brands of cereal that like and I’m here to tell you about my experiences there’s thje Kroger brand. And I don’t like the Kroger brand. I know it tastes the same but I feel like they do something to it to make it cheaper, I doubt it’s real food. Um, no don’t leave yet please. Please this is my first gig man please it’s the only one I’ve ever gotten so don’t leave please I’m trying so hard man. Alright. Uh, anyways’s I’m funny. They call me funny man because I tell jokes, they call mr funny man, uhh I have a discord account and a reddit account, you should friends and follow those because I’m funny. And I tell jokes on those accoutns um I make, I’m like they call the, they call me the funny guy, uhh you can call the best of 2020 video the best of josh because look at me. They call me man of the hour because I’m man of the hour and however many minutes long this filibuster is. Basically uh, I am not being paid at my job as an intern at the Kroger and Italian restaurant because threy don’t like me. And I need the money to pay for my daughter to go to college. She’s, she hasn’t been born yet as I don’t have a- have a mate. But you know, it’s j-just just called uh just called uh preparing for the future. Which is what I’m doing now on, by talking to you on discord. I’m looking for a mate, preferably of female gender within the age range of 14-17 years old and uhh I’m looking for a soulmate. I’m looking for any woman’s love or affection, nothing nothing nothing brings me joy anymore. And I believe the cure-all to the-the warm embrace of a woman. Please. I’m so desperate. Hm, okay I dunno about that.
Anyways, Christmas. I know it’s quite a bit of ways to go, but like, what else man? Who cares. Christmas. So walking out from our house Christmas eve, you may say there’s no such thing as santaaa, but as for me and grandpa, we believe in santa because of the ghost of santa we saw when we were, when we were on Christmas day together. So basically he and I were sitting by the fire and we were watching a film, called “Grandma got run over by a reindeer.” I think that’s what it was called anyways. Do you know spankenheimer? Jake spankenheimer? Or grandpa spakenheimer? Or doofus or whatever the reindeer is called? Anyway, lets get back to business, I’m looking for a bride to be a statue, a statue like a foundation like a statue. Like statues are usually made of metal and such right? So like concrete and metal and foundation to be my foundation. Not literally of course, because that would be uncomfortable. Pretty hard to hug a metal object and you know, get like, like get and sort of love from it. Unless its like a year or two or like no actually a couple hundred years ahead or not. Just until like human like AI is made, so love can be made from like robots. Like in the creepy fnaf fanfics. Anyways. I just need the love, I just need the love of a woman, and I’m such a sad, unbelievable sad person and I need love in my life uh, particularly that of a female umm who has umm amiable featues, umm well put together structure, umm and a whole of a heart. The whole as in like wholeseome not like an empty heart. And a affinity for video games. I just want a gamer, a gamer bride. P-preferabley one that’s partnered on twitch, and is verified on twitter, so like you know like you get like the full package. I want her to wear nothing but swimsuits. Um men’s like like 1930’s men swimsuits where there’s like black and white stripes all the way up and wdown. And I want her to marry me the day I meet her in Las vegas, California. And we’re going to go to the place and Elvis is going to be the person, the guy who gives me my wedding license. My my my my bride will be beautiful in her 1930’s men’s swimsuit she’s going to be and also there’s going to be one of those 1930’s changing tents that are also on the beach and there’s goiung to be one of those swimsuit cops as well to makes rue her swimsuit is the appropriate length as to not draw eyes of any um unwanted parties. Especially the Elvis Presley that’s going to be getting us hitched. Ummm I’m just looking to find a woman in my age range that is caring and wear’s 1930’s swimsuits and like until the end of summer or I will just I will just not be able to make it through 2021. So that-that yeah that’s my ultimatum. If I don’t get that within the allotted time of 3 months, uhh I’m uhhh going to uhh stop. Everything. Until I get what I so desire. Please please please please any women out there who fit the description I have so graciously provided, message me on my accounts. I’ll be sure to respond if you are nice, if you are not niceummm uh. I’m sorry I don’t know what to tell you. You-you’ll know, you’ll know if you’re not. Anyways that’s me,. I’m looking fro a woman of a- with a strong foundation of concrete and rebar and like like a like alike a stone, I need a rock. I need a breadwinner. Buti it needs- I need a lady, who will- who will carry me up the stairs and tuck me into bed and is between the ages of 14-18 I mean 14-7, no 14-17 years old, and is to my personal nice of like what I like. I just want- I just want a high five and from my beautiful bride-to-be and then I will- she can have all the money and all the cars and all the house- I’m just looking for the love of my life. I will put out several ads, I will put out an ad on craigslist to find the love of my life. The ad’s going to read: “looking for a structurally super nice epic and great babe who will be the foundation of my future” and and THE STOCK MARKET HAS CRASHED THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END which is really bad so I think when that happens I’m just going to watch some old films I like, like I like star wars so um in case you didn’t know the star wars films are actually basred off of the time period of the 194’s uhhh late 1930’s mid to mid 1940’s and the star wars films have’s like cause the stormtroopers are like the economy going boom in 1930’s or the great depression they are, actually come to think of it I don’t think my source was really credible on that account. Yeah, I don’t actually thing it was based off of that at all. It doesn’t really make any- anyways so uh another thing she needs to love is the national treasure saga. Like the one with Nicolas cage as the main character who’s name I can’t remember is it- I think it was Benjamin and he goes into some ice at one point in the first or second film, or like. I remember he almost burns the declaration of independence. Anyways, it’s not like something she needs to know because of a relation that we can talk about, but like something I can be taught about, because I know nothing about those films. Because in my own life, I’m self destroying I need t a woman to hold me I’m so desperate, I’m so desperate so I watch these films like national treasure, uhh it was very comprehensively directed by, well I don’t know but I’ve not seen the second national treasure, or maybe I have and I’ve mixed it with the first or another, I think there is only 2, but maybe 3, most films or big film makers like to make them in trios. Anyways, talking about big films, I’ve noticed the dark nature of the harry potter films after the first two, but the point is I- she can’t be into harry potter films, she has to like the national treasure film saga, because I just really like the national treasure saga and I hate harry potter with every inch of my body. Like I just want to kick his head into a wall until he just stops feeling good. She can like- of course she can have whatever other movies she like sother than harry potter and thius one other one I can’t remember, or no, I worded that wrong, I don’t really care that much , but it’s, I’ve not seen the film in quite some time, so uhh I’m not a fan of the vacuum cleaner character. There’s this cartoon kitchen film thing from like the 80’s? I want to say the 80’s but it feels more like 60’s esque. Anyways, uh the brave little toasdter is not, that great of uhhhh plot device? Uhh but what can you say? The-but the vaccum cleaner is scary, like a cat running away but like its just creepy. By the way why the hell are cats scared of cucumbers??? What did the vegetable do? Certainly it resembles something. Or some other animal or something maybe? I don’t know cat behavior, well actually I know it quite well afte having owned a cat for quite some time. Like since I turned 10 so about 5 years. Or like 35 cat years. I think that’s the math right? X7 for animals. Something or other, Lovely cat. I love her. Anyways, there’s the lamp character, there’s a blanket character, I think the blanket character was supposed to be like an electric blanket umm cause it have like a like a dial on it. I like the blanket character the blanket character is really wholeseome because it warms everyone up, like a nice twitch streamer or a nice cup of coco. And then again the- there’s the toaster character, which again I thought was a very cool plot device when I was little but now that I am at trhe white bald ageo f 15 I gotta say, it’s not a very good plot device. And I don’t know if I can really critique the film, I mean its an old film I gotta say, it’s yeah I think late 80’s kitchen appliance film but really what I want in a woman is someone who can critique the brave little toaster, a 1987 film about kitchen appliances with me, that’s all I want in a woman. Ack! Uh
some other things that would be great or rather I guess some geographical preferences, like too into the imma- the like- too into the dutch is bad, I don’t like the Belgians, they did ah man the bel- or the whole beneolux region in general is kinda weak. Umm none of them have a-0 like their own culture or anything like it’s kind a like discount Germany. A ride across the channel from the uk, I guess that’s pretty cool. But the, but the- but so Belgium is like half French and half dutch, I don’t even understand what like, why? They don’t even like have any good place to eat, like burger king, and I mean I guess it’s kind of the same everywhere. Really thinking about it. I mean they barely have any in british Columbia, if were gonna be honest. The burger king franchise, it’s not like- you think there’d be more of them. I-I’ve seen like maybe one and it was attached to a Walmart? I dunno where you even find them. I dunno it’s like a mid-west or east-coast franchise or something, I guess no one here would really know, unless of course you are from those regions, which is probably more or less likely. But anyways, it’s very important that she is like from 14-17 years old. That is probably the nu- one of the number one features that is required but she also ahs to be very well-off financially, so that way if twitch collapses in on itself I don’t have to go back to work, at least not for a little while. But you know I wouldn’t need- I mean I wouldn’t want to depend on her 100% so I might end up getting a job anyways, justy out of pity. Or something. It’s hard to find someone that wouldn’t critique you for that, I guess, but I’d work like- maybe I’ll just summon like- to do, I’m not quite sure. But, you know, there’s gotta be some way to to summon such a like an eatheral being that is uhh simple for the every man to do. Cause obviously many people have done it, I’ve seen a lot of people with girlfriends, well yeah I mean just walking outside. And I I just don’t know. I don’t know how they do it. I don’t understand. But anyway my ad is out there, you can hit me up- well it will be out I still need to like- but like hit me up on the uhhh ad.
Uh yeah anyways, I’m not a big fan of the rocky series, I’m sure I would be if I watched the films, but I myself just haven’t got around to watchsisng any of them. They are probably, or most of them are critically acclaimed, like popular, so I’ll watch them soon I guess. But like, I also know that some people don’t like everything you know? Like- mick was no longer in the rocky franchise. Um, I think it was after rocky 2, but um, I cant be too certain, like he could’ve been in rocky- I haven’t seen rocky 3. He could be- I know mr t’s in rocky 3 but that’s really it. I know that rocky is like “ooh I’m hot shit” and he uhh gets his act- his ass kicked by mr T, whos in the the the- not in gi joe he;s in the A team, which is another media franchise I’ve never seen, and I’m I’m not sure if it’s good? I’ve never- I don’t really know anything about it. I don’t know- I don’t know a lot of about 80’s media, I know that ghostbusters was- like it was a big film around that time era.
So uh, yeah. Oh! Have you heard of like- malls, no like same time I unsubscribed from all the political channels, cause like I um, I used to watch the uhh the uh, what’s his what’s his name? the doug walker, uhh what’s his name? The nostalgia critic. When I was when I was in probably the the first year of highschool, like last year. So in one episode of the nostalgia critic, he- wh-which one was I talking about? The uh sorry, dash roamed?, Dash unmuted and made me lose my train of thought for a minute. I can’t remember which episode of the nostalgia critic I was talking about. But um, kay, so there’s a lot of episodes. There’s one- oh it’s called the channel of awesome by the way. Probably left that out or something, doesn’t matter. Anyways, so in one episode of the nostalgia critic they talk about critters or something or other. Aot of their content is just about its just about like batman or superheroes, but in this particular episode he spoke about “Critters”. Now in all honesty, I couldn’t be bothered to even watch the video, the thumbnail alone gave me shivers and nightmares. It depicted like a black monster with a large toothy grin from ear to ear, whatever. Just remembering it now gives me the creeps. You know, I’m not so sure I wanna talk about this channel anymore. How about uhhh Minecraft!
I remember I played it first on PC, the uh version is kind’ve fuzzy. I seem to remember it as 1.6 or something, but- uh like somewhere in 1.6 I mean, like 1.6.4 or such, but I did some math or just research not math I guess to find out for sure, and apparently I started in 1.7.2…or maybe 1.7.4. Which is odd because I was almost certain I started in 1.6.4, and y’know thinking about it now I’m pretty sure that is because I played it first at a friends house and not actually on my own account. His name was brock I think, yeah brock. I went to his house twice in elementary school and he had Minecraft on his laptop, or PC, it’s a fuzzy memory that I can only really capture one frame of now. Just-er rather I clip in my mind. Just like him mining down and talking about mining down in this tunnel. He was in creative I think and was talking about how gold was the best ore, which is obviously false if you’ve ever played through Minecraft. Anyways, uhm so uh…. When I got home, or I guess a few months later until the 1.7. something or other update came around, I asked my parents to play the game, which actually I think sprung my video game addiction. I remember they started me on this actual Christian Minecraft server called “Skrafty.net” and if you said any cusses or swears they would mute you in that place. So I remember playing on that for hours on end, in kit pvp. It was the only server that actually had people in it, of course I mean uh actually minigame not server. There was only one skrafty server. Anyways, I played kitpvp and I remember sucking so badly at pvp, like I was so bad. I just it was a lot of though. Those were probably the golden ages of my life if I’m being honest. Not a care in the world, no worries just Minecraft. It was nice. Anyways, I also remember on skrafty, and because it was an educational server I remember actually doing these Minecraft classes. But not like in a class or video chat like with the whole corona thing, like it was a- so they told you what to do in like, so I remember this one time, I had to build a monkey, and I was so proud of this stupid ape. I wish I had the old laptop I played on so that I could share these creations, but it was so long ago, like 2014 or something. But yes I built monkeys and played kitpvp on a Christian Minecraft server which eventually sprouted my Minecraft – or rather just my video game addiction. Which I actually- y’know I don’t actually like video games that much anymore. Like I used to play them so much, but its a lot easier with friends, and I don’t get many of those, no one does I guess. But like so yeah. I prefer just talking on discord and watching youtube. Maybe I play GTA occasionally now yeah. But not so much . I playted through the story mode twice and- in like a week too. So I yeah. But uhmm, when I did play video games, I did get my first phone eventually and its funny, because like the different pocket editions of Minecraft were like they were very different. I do remember a tutorial to get to the nether before it was actually made, and also thinking that herobrine was real. Like I would buuld shrines and shit for this fake herobrine character, but it would never really work. I had reasonable reason for that though. For some reason my world corrupted, or I guess someone, yeah someone definitely went onto my first Minecraft world and just trolled on it. Probably my sister, or maybe my friend Tucker. But anyways whoever did it did a good job. There was a sign that said “this house belongs to null” in front of my house, and that scared me enough, but also all my iron gear was stolen, and my redstone path that I’d built to- that led from my mine to my cave was destroyed and looted. Real riot moment right? Anyways, outside of that, I was- oh and also the torches around my house had been turned into redstone torches. Anyways, one thing that I was really confused about, that herobrine or rather “null” I guess would steal my cauldron. I was pretty sad that day, and also confused, because why would herobrine want to steal my cauldron? What possible use could he use with it. Thinking about it now, I know it was most definitely my old friend tucker, who yeah he definitely did that, no one else in my family or like my siblings are cruel enough, or just knew enough about Minecraft lore and conspiracy theories to do that. Anyways, so uh yeah. I remember playing Minecraft on my little LG dishwasher phone was probably, that was a pretty bad phone. It wasn’t even like it wasn’t fresh bought. There was, it was the phone was very old and it was a hand me down from my sister. Anyways, I was still ecstatic when I got the phone, I mean it was my first phone regardless if it was a hunk of junk. So I was excited and for some reason, either I thought I wasn’t allowed to download my own games, or just my mom or dad told me not to. I was pretty young, but I can’t recall what age. Probably around 8 or 9. But I remember the one app- or rather game I did have on it was talking tom. And I guess that’s all I really needed because I played talking tom so much, I pretty much mastered the game. I had all the accessories for this fucker. I had all the money, he was in full gold, he was talking tom pimp. He had talking tom hoes. Some real cat sluts. I tell ya, talking tom was living it up because of me. And also because of the games, the minigames that came with the whole the whole talking tom package. So in the minigames I would play so much, there was one that was very similar to flappy bird called “Flappy Tom” if I remember correctly. But anyways, this by far was my favorite game and I remember my high score very vividly because I was so incredibly proud of it. I- my highest score on flappy bird- or rather flappy tom was 47. So that’s you know 47 pipes I managed to get through before smacking into one and just, dying a horrible terrible death. I mean, you know this tom cat, he’s travelling at incredible speeds in this glider. He is just, like nasa spacex rocket speed. So power driving his fucking head into a titanium pipe would just, oh I can imagine what a scene that would be. It wouldn’t be pretty to say the least. Although to be honest I kind of want to watch talking toms stupid head get cracked in. He is kinda annoying. Or at least I remember that he was when I was playing the game. Anyways, so even though those times were annoying with talking tom its better than stress now. Where did I- what was I talking about? Oh, Minecraft. So yeah I remember when we were going to get Minecraft, my mom didn’t want to buy it, and I was just a little kid, so I was poor. No money, I mean, what kid has 20 bucks yeah? My lazy ass isn’t going to work for like an hour to get peanuts. Anyhow, the demo I played, I was so excited to play it, I remember just finding a ravine and getting some iron gear before it turned off, because in the demo it only allows gameplay for 90 minutes, or an hour and a half. I mean, if you want to play for longer, It’s it’s just a demo ok. I remember being bewildered by everything and pretending I knew everything about the game around my siblings because I watched my old friend play it for 5 minutes 6 months previous. I saw a skeleton, and I said – “See those things are called skellies” which sounded retarded as hell, but I was a stupid like 8 or 9 year old so whatever. But later! I found out in a dantdm video that I watched about Minecraft that he called them skellies like I had, and I felt very cool that I predicted the name. Later I found out, NO I am just retarded because almost no one calls them fucking skellies. But yeah, know it all me thought that was just amazing.
uhhh, and then there was this one time I got in trouble cause my parents walked in and then they had me sit down and watch an episode of the like the annoying or the yes the annoying orange, and I don’t really know why, they didn’t like the show I guess. I remember watching it while hidden because my parents didn’t want me watching it because it showed bleeding fruit, and my mom thought it was too violent for me. So I’d hide in the garage underneath a chair or some weird living room wooden fold up table and watched the annoying orange videos. My mom was always kind of protective of what I watched when I was a kid. Didn’t help much now cause I watch hentai – NO CAP. Anyways, onto like okay. So the annoying orange, they wanted to show me it because they wanted to exemplify what it was or something? I don’t even know. So anyways it was probably one of the worst experiences of my entire life. And uh, I remember some shitty times, like one time I was roller blading in alberta and I swung around a stop sign, or some other bus stop sign, a street sign of some kind and I face planted, or like knee planted into the concrete. I had a big ol’ scar up and down my leg after that. It sucked, it pounded sand, it kicked rocks. It was worse then when I shot myself in the foot with a gun. It fucking sucked. Because it was, and I uh uh I regret it every day. And I remember it so vividly uh it’s like a mental scar. And I was I was only around 9 years old at the time. I was um, I was in the third grade, and I like-that’s like a repressed memory, that was like a really bad time. But yea I really like the annoying orange, or I did, and I thought I’d revisit him, so I was like I watched some annoying orange videos recently, and I was just, like “why the fuck did I enjoy this actual heap of fucking garbage. This is worse than burning feces. This is a disgrace to the internet, no humanity.”
So yeah, fuck the annoying orange, stupid cunt. Anyways, lately I’ve been thinking about like, stuff I learned in socials class, I was like doing good in that class, or so I thought. I got like 98/100 on the final essay, so that’s kind of nice, but my ending mark was still somehow like 87 or something, which is still good, but I think I worked hardest in that class so it sucks for me. But uh anyways, so economy, uh so what happened, that happened with the social darwinisim in the 1800’s was you had the big uh corporations like the standard oil company, which would uh see themselves as like the pinnacle of uh that specific which they which they occupied. U so they would see themselves as the superior, the superior forcei nthe market and they would they’d see that as their reason for swallowing up smaller businesses. So like, for example, what john d Rockefeller would od, john d Rockefeller would offer to buy a an like an independent oil refinery for a a , you know, not a great amount of money. Or or a good amount of money, depending on who it was, but that person might not wanna cave, so people are like: “oh well” and he;s like “well okay” and he just lowers the price of oil to where everyone’s taking it at a loss, but the thing about the standard oil company, was because it ownerd about 90$ of the oil refining industry, umm he was able to take that loss, for the amount of time that he was doing it, just long enough for the uh the business he was trying to take for lets say a couple million to like, fail completely and flop. Um and so then he’d buy that business for maybe a few thousand dollars, which I mean I can’t remember if that is inflated to modern money or not. Uhh so that’s how john d Rockefeller di that. But uh, so I was talking about social Darwinism I was talking about the uh the the rant era of no the annoying orange. But like I was talking about people and youtubers who come out on top. Leafy was like one of those like, one of those businesses, you know, that got bought out by the standard oil company, you know, that would be h3h3 in this specific situation. Which is very strange considering uh h3’s political philosophy , and is supporting someone like Andrew yang. Now let’s talk about Andrew Yang.
So Andrew yang he was, or like he is an American democrat who, well he’s a politician, and you know what, I don’t really want to get political. So uh how about like other games. Like uh so you know steam, well I prefer to buy steams or I mean steam games during the summer because they are much cheaper, you know because of summer sales, and I guess summer is coming up so I can start on that. Like yea so theres a few games I want to buy on steam, mostly star wars related, or just popular games. Like pubg maybe. I mean I could do a devious thing to get money, specifically steam money. You see recently my little brother rolled a knife in csgo. And I don’t remember the exact chances for that, but I kind of remember. I think it is like I think its 0.0025 % chance so like 25 thousandths of one or something, but I just know its very unlikely. So I looked up, or he looked up how much the knife is worth, and it’s worth like 340 dollars in steam. I mean like what the fuck? I have opened like 20 cases and got nothing over a dollar, and then this little mofo opens 2 cases and gets a 300 dollar knife? I swear man, he got gambling skills or just yeah. So anyways, he gave me the knife so that I could sell it for paypal money, which I do know how to do. It doesn’t exchange for 100% of the money though, it’s like 40-60% of what its worth. So I told him I’d do it for him, and then he could have his money you know? But like there were come trading cooldowns, so we had to wait like 2 weeks to sell it, and now this little cunt is not sure if he wants to sell it. Like wtf! 2 dead ass weeks and now he’s not sure. Okay anyways, the devious thing I said I could do is like just keep the money, or some of it. I mean, he’d probably get mad and I’d get in trouble if I took it all, so maybe a few dollars for my poor ass. I mean I don’t have a job rn because of covid shit and whatnot. Anyways, I’m not going to do it, because I mean its his thing and I don’t want to be a dick. But yeah it’s still like it’sd a possibility but its not. You know? Like I COULD do it, but I won’t. But like there’s a lot you could buy with 300 or something dollars. I mean, like a shitty car or something? Or a bike. I mean probably a bike, but like the car is- car’s are much nicer. This one car in particular, I can’t remember the model, but it was like a, it was a nice black old car. For some reason I just like older car models you know? Like shittier cars. I mean obviously I wouldn’t turn down a Lamborghini, but like I would take it and sell it and buy a bunch of shittier cars, probably. But like, I can’t even afford shitty cars, like I want this car so bad but the bike is so much cheaper, which one are you gonna take? Are you gonna take the bike are the car? You’re gonna take the uh, you’re gonna take the bike. So that’s what I’m saying, like youp during thje steam sales you always buy worst products, not because um. Simply because they’re cheaper, they’re the cheaper option. You you’d you could buy the lambo but the Lamborghini is not on sale because guess who put that on the store. It was like, the the guys who don’t like 2020, or the nhl 2020, not the 2k, who doesn’t do anything during the steam sales. You got- soo you buy like like a game like bye bye wacky planet, which is a game in my steam wishlist, which basically is a game where you are an alien in a side scroller 2d cartoon game where you are an alien completing a side scroller, much like Mario, the old Mario games or like uh uh yeah. Oh cuphead that’s the other one I was trying to remember. Why the fuck is cuphead so fucking difficult by the way? Like damn, I quit after like the first kind of area because I just couldn’t deal with the slime boxer thing that has a bazillion lives. It’s so annoying I tell ya, like you need so many hours in that game to get good. I prefer like chiller games anyways, like you know that uhm, Minecraft and games like that, or animal crossing. I really want to get a switch and get animal, the new animal crossing horizons game. It’s like I don’t- I just don’t have any money for that sort of thing. So I guess I’ll have to stick to shitty games, like you know I hate sims so much. Sim- I have sim city 4 deluxe in my steam library, I’ve opened it one time ever in my entire life, back in uh back in the days of uhh, I think 20…13? And it crashed for half an hour. And this- that is my- that is how much playtime I have in that game. Um, I refuse to install it or play it ever again, cause like city sim games are just complete trash. Almost as bad as the annoying orange. They’re terrible, no one wants to play them, and if you do, there’s like, something is wrong with you. You gotta have like a like a like a some like kinda masochist kinda thing going. Cause like that’s seriously like the same thing as inflicting bodily harm upon yourself. As like a joke. You play that game to prank yourself. Anyway, date me.
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[H] lovely Bayonet | Slaughter 0.014, StatTrak™ AK-47 | Vulcan 0.02 (on Skinbaron) [W] 400€, 300€

Bayonet | Slaughter (FN) – 400€
Float: 0.01429172325879
Inspect link: steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_econ_action_preview S76561198808102140A19411598652D17035652865975902698
csgofloat.com: Nr. 33 best Float
to buy on Skinbaron.de

StatTrak™ AK-47 | Vulcan (MW) – 300€
edit: sold !!
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MASTER GUIDE TO ALL THERE IS TO CHEATING V3(Cheat features/terms explanations, P2C, Overwatch, VAC, Free Cheats, CFGing)

Contents listed in order:
1. Cheat Features and meanings (urbandictionary but for csgo cheating) 2. Paid Cheats 3. Free Cheats 4. Basic Guide to cfging hvh cheats (not by me) 5. Overwatch and VAC bans, and how to prevent them.
Cheat Features and Terms you must know: Slang: • P2C - paid cheat
• F2C - free cheat
• HvH - hack versus hack (“rage” or “spin botting” cheaters versus each other, typically done on community servers.)
• hitting p/ p100 / mega p etc. - good. hvh term
• uff ja / hhhhhh / laff / n1 - retard hvh speak
• 1 - (hvh) means you got killed in one headshot
• dump - when a hvh cheat shoots at a persons “fake” or desync
• baim - body aim
• cya@media - (hvh) saying hello to “media”. same use as “hello youtube!”
• “you’re sliding” - someone can see your feet fail to do the walk animation, usually an indication of legit aa (defined in cheat features). This is said to call out closet cheaters.
• Closet cheaters - people that are cheating but will not admit it.
Cheat Features (hvh cheat features will be under the cfg guide)
• Aimbot/aim assistance - unnatural aim assistance .
• Smoothing - affects the speed at which the aimbot • Hitbox - what the aimbot will aim at.
• Delay - the delay before the aimbot acitvates
• Silent aim - the aimbot will not lock on for your view only !! overwatch and spectator still see you lock on
• Backtrack - an exploit which allows you to shoot at where a certain player was and still hit them. Usually is configured in Ticks or ms.
• RCS - recoil control system
• FOV - The size of the zone from your crosshair that the aimbot will engage enemies in.
• Shot delay - the shot number specified before aimbot targets an enemy
Visuals (only ones that aren’t defined in the name. e.g. Healthbar)
• Chams - colours playermodels and/or changes their materials.
• Traceline - draws a line from your model to the type of person specified
• Draw FOV - shows the FOV of your aimbot
•Playermodel FOV - alters your playermodel FOV (makes ur hands furthecloser)
• Backtrack chams / History Chams - shows an enemie’s location history, and where they can be backtracked to.
• Flags (common ones include: money, flashed, distance, etc.) : draws text next to a person if they meet a condition of the flag (e.g. if a person is flashed then the “flashed” text will appear on your esp next to them), or displays the info specified (e.g “Money” simply shows you the amount of money a person has.”
• Spread circle - shows the weapon spread
• Grenade Helper - shows the path of your grenade before you throw it
• Damage indicators - shows damage you did to an enemy
• Knife/Zeus range - draws the range that the knife or zeus can do damage in around your playermodel (useful in thirdperson)
Misc
• Autostrafe - automatically stafes for you. Looks like you are doing nothing on your screen.
• Fast stop - exploit allowing a quicker stop from walking.
• Fast duck/unlimited duck - exploit that breaks crouch stamina
• Name stealer - changes your name around based on other players’ names in the match with you.
• Slide walk - makes your playermodel slide when walking.
Cheats* Here’s a master guide of the biggest csgo cheats and info to help you buy :)
(free cheats toward bottom uwu)
<> Legit <>
• Iniuria -
Upsides: great cheat, undetected for ages. Has tons of features and customization. Offers lifetime. Downsides: Cheat is solely for legit, which is fine if you’re prime. Another downside is it’s a little more expensive the other legit cheats. 

•Zapped.cc (updated!)
Upsides: Nice features, awesome visuals. Has blockbot and lua support. Cheap at only 9 dollars a month. Offers a rage mode. Has amazing Legit AA. Dev is friendly and helpful. Receives frequent updates and fixes, as well as improvements. Downsides: Has some bugs. The rage can’t be used for HvH but that’s to be expected of a legit cheat. The menu isn’t the greatest either.
• Novolinehook (invite only)
 Upsides: Great cheat, solid undetection, great feature etc. Downsides: invite only, expensive 
• Weebware Upsides: Good for legit. Has an awesome smartbot feature for making prime accounts. Downsides: no legit aa, lacking some features of popular cheats.
•Omniaim
Upsides: Cheap Downsides: VAC detected often, pretty shit altogether 

• 420Cheats, Redeye Cheats, 5dollarchears, abyss.gg (there are more)
Upsides- Cheap Downsides- shit cheats, vac dtc often, all pasted by same people 

• Precision Cheats
 Upsides - Undetected, pretty good features, cheap as hell Downsides- Not a lot of customization, visuals aren’t liked by a lot of people 
<~> HvH <~>
(also can be used for legit but mainly hvh), also Here’s a pretty nice guide to HvH features.
• Aimware.net
Upsides: Good cheat, solid choice altogether. The cheat has tons of history. Has lua support and tons of luas for free. Easy enough to cfg. Good desync and aa options. Has a better legitbot than onetap.su. Offers lifetime. Downsides: VAC Auth errors and (albeit rarely,) vac wave detection. The cheat isn’t updated often at all, resulting in a gradual decline in how competent it is. The mods are retarded as hell. The userbase is cancerous and will defend their cheat till the end. (i have used aw) Worse for hvh than skeet and onetap. HWID Resets can take a week or more and your account can get banned for nothing. 

• Onetap.su
Upsides: overall best public cheat for hvh. Awesome fakelag and backtrack as well as resolver. Has simple cfg system and custom model and skybox changer. Great visuals. Constantly being updated and improved. HWID RESETS IN MINUTES!! Has a good mod team. Has p exploits that hide your On Shot aa and one that breaks enemy backtrack. Their slowwalk aa is p is well. Downsides: Legitbot is kinda wack but they just totally reworked it and it’s decent now, but i personally like aimware legitbot more. Onetaps legit aa is safe and doesnt desync to the max which isn’t fun for trolling. The mods also refuse to acknowledge the cheat misses sometimes XD

• Fatality (invite only)
Upsides/Downsides: Overall decent cheat. Not great, not bad. Personally wouldn’t recommend but i’ve never used it. 

•Skeet/Gamesense (invite only)
Upsides: Best hvh cheat with the right cfg and luas. Has awesome features. Honestly not writing about it, everyone knows this shit already. Downsides: Way overhyped. Everyone loses their shit when someone has skeet but it’s honestly not that great. Private and it’s really hard to get an invite. Skeet HWID locks are absolute cancer and occasionally you’ll get errors for removing usb devices. The mods will ban you if they see anything they deem sus. Resolver is meh. 

• Mutiny.pw (invite only, but invites are super easy to get. public now)
Upsides/Downsides: Lots of features, cheap. Pretty shit cheat, most of the features it has are broken. The dev is pretty retarded and needs constant help on unknown cheats. However, recently it’s been getting better so we’ll see where it goes from here, but for now stay away. 
-Other-
• Fanta (all versions, some are invite only)
Upsides: Good features, different versions of the cheat. Overall decent for legit. However: Downsides: Obviously pasted, shitty cheat. The userbase will defend it to death tho. 

OVERALL RECOMMENDATIONS:
HvH only: Onetap.su for public, skeet for private.
HvH/Legit: Aimware.
Legit only: Iniuria if public, novolinehook if private. Also consider Zapped.
FREE CHEATS FOR THOSE WHO WANT FREE SHIT
remember, all free cheats have a SUBSTANTIALLY higher chance of getting you vac banned. If you have any intention of long-term cheating on an account you value, remember and heed this warning
*~~Legit~~* - Charlanto // Ratpoison: ONLY UNDETECTED FREE CHEAT. Ratpoison is better imo. If you have installation problems look up on google or youtube. Best free cheat for legit.
-EZFRAGS - MEGA P BEST CHEAT /s (don’t use this shit ever k thanks)
Cheat sources (to paste) to keep your paste UDTC, you must change the code often, add junk code, use a proper injector (if you need one HMU, it’s free) and know how to use features and hooks correctly. not the best bet for beginners
-Sensum: best legit source imo
-Osiris: great alternative to Sensum, p features
-gladiatorz- no
-anything else for legit: no
*~~HvH~~*
all free hvh cheats will get raped against p2c btw, good luck
Best Sources to paste from:
-Mirror
-xy0/gemisoftware
<~>Basic Cfg Guide<~> Great introduction to hvh settings (post NOT by me)
My cfg: add discord @ Factor#4025
}~{ VAC & Overwatch }~{
(not going over obvious stuff like VAC is a perm ban)
Vac:
``` 1. VAC is a result of your chest being detected.
  1. VAC is not an IP or HWID ban.
  2. VAC bans can be delayed.
  3. VAC bans cannot be lifted
  4. Some overwatch bans turn into VAC bans.
  5. Using phone number for accounts means that if one gets banned the other will too.```

Overwatch:
  1. Overwatch is when a player watches a demo of you playing and decides if you are cheating or not. The player has the option to ban you.
  2. Not all overwatch bans are perm bans.
  3. It is unknown how many reports it takes to send a player to overwatch. Common belief is around 11 reports in 24 hours.
  4. Great Overwatchers notice: -Extreme Fakelag -Any triggerbot without high delay and proper deadzone (especially “magnet” triggerbot) -Low smooth aimbot -High RCS -ANY bhops and autostrafe!! -obviously any rage settings `
    Factor#1337 on discord :)
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The current store prices sets a concerning precedent for the future

Valorant is a new game and many people have already voiced their opinion on whether or not $71 bundles or even individual items should be lowered or not.
Comparison to other games, especially with LoL
Coming from the background of both LoL and CSGO, there has been a huge improvement in terms of skins on release, and skins that have been released after all these years. From the Gentleman Cho'Gath to your Battlecast Cho'gath, or from the Safari Mesh AWP to the Dragon Lore AWP.
For those who play league in particular. Yes there are skins that are $20 but you can tell that they have put a lot of effort into it. SFX, VFX (new voice overs), Design etc. They are extremely high quality skins that I would have no problem paying for. These quality of skins have been increased over time. However in Valorant, an item like the Luxe knife, an item that I would have the opinion that it's nothing special. It's a $20 knife skin with no particular features.
It's still a new game
As I said, Valorant is a new game and if you look at the skins available, there hasn't been a set expectation of quality for the types of skins that the developers and designers will release. We've all seen throughout every game whether it's LoL, Csgo, Siege or whatever types of games with cosmetics, is that the quality of cosmetics improve over time and thus means that they could be increased in price. Is the Vandal bundle that is worth $71 at the this current time going to be the best possible quality of design that Valorant will release forever? Of course not.
Summary
I'm concerned about the future of the store prices. I'm concerned that a newly released game has already pushed out skins that are worth quite a bit of money when there is a high chance that there will be skins that will released 6 months/1 yea2 years down the line that will be exceeding in quality. What then? Will future skin bundles get increased to $100? $125?
Edit: Just a final note, I'm not telling people whether it's worth your money or not, in fact, I'll probably end up buying one of the bundles anyways because 1) I really love the game and 2) I'm a sucker for cosmetics. I'm just generally concerned as to how prices will be marked up when new designs will come into play that could arguably be better in design over time, especially for a game that has no market.
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Game State Integration: A Very Large and In-Depth Explanation

TL;DR: Game State Integration (GSI) is a way for developers to pull information (data) from live CS:GO games. You can retrieve everything from each user's name, to their HP and armor, to how many bullets they have in their current gun. You can tell if someone is defusing the bomb, what map is currently being played, or how many rounds in a row a team has lost. All of this information can be used by developers to create applications that interact with lights, blinking while the bomb is ticking down for example, creating a stream overlay showing each team's stats in real time, or more. There are so many possibilities with this data, it's all up to developers to determine how they want to use it. Sorry, I know TL;DRs are supposed to be short, but this is a lot to cover :P

Preface:

Back in 2015 I made a post explaining CS:GO's Game State Integration in more detail. Since then, I have received reddit messages here and there asking for help using it. The truth is, I haven't really touched Game State Integration since I made that post, as I had moved on to other projects. I figured now is probably a good time to come back and make a more detailed post explaining GSI, and what information can be pulled from it.
Originally this was going to be a video, but I realized while editing that it was getting close to the 10 minute mark and I had barely provided any real information. I still have all of the data ready to make a video if enough people prefer it over a large text post.
In closing, this post is going to be HUGE, but hopefully it will at least help a few people use GSI more.
EDIT: I've been told this may be helpful to include, so I included a TL;DR at the top ;)

Section 1: Introduction - Creating and Locating the Configuration File

To begin using GSI, you will need to create a file in your \Steam\SteamApps\common\Counter-Strike Global Offensive\csgo\cfg\ folder named
gamestate_integration_YourServiceName.cfg 
YourServiceName can be whatever you want, but the filename must begin with gamestate_integration_ and be .cfg filetype. Be sure your service name is unique, as other applications may place their own GSI files in this folder, and overwrite your's if the name is the same.
This file tells GSI where to send the payload information, what information to send, as well as a few other options.
If you need your application to automatically place your config file in the cfg directory, while your application is being installed for example, you can find the install location by reading the SteamPath registry key located in
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Valve\Steam 
This will show you the install path of Steam, then you can add the rest of the path leading to the config folder:
SteamPath Key Value + "\SteamApps\common\Counter-Strike Global Offensive\csgo\cfg\" 
If your application is unable to find CS:GO in this directory, it could be installed under one of the other installation paths specified by the user. These locations can be found in Steam under Steam -> Settings -> Downloads -> Steam Library Folders.
You application can find these locations by reading the LibraryFolders.vdf file located in the SteamApps folder.

Section 2: The Configuration File Settings

Inside the configuration file, you will find multiple options to specify where and how the data is sent to the receiving server, or "endpoint", as well as what data is sent.
Here is each of the available settings for your configuration file and what they represent:
Name Example Value Default Value Definition
uri http://127.0.0.1:3000 N/A The address we are sending the data ("payload") to.
timeout 5.0 1.1 seconds The time the game will wait to receive its HTTP 2XX (OK) response from the endpoint after sending its payload. If a timeout occurs, a full payload will be sent on the next heartbeat, excluding any delta computations.
buffer 0.1 0.1 seconds The amount of time the game will collect in-game events (deaths, headshots, bomb plants, etc.) before creating and sending the payload. This allows the endpoint to receive a single, larger payload of data vs. many small payloads, although one is not necessarily better than the other and would depend on the needs of the application.
throttle 0.1 1.0 second Tells the game not to send another payload for [x] seconds after receiving its last HTTP OK response. Generally used on high-traffic endpoints, especially those receiving large amounts of traffic from multiple clients.
heartbeat 30.0 30.0 seconds The frequency in which the game will send a payload to the server, even when no game state change has occurred. This is generally used as a "keep-alive" so that if no response is seen by the endpoint within this time frame, the endpoint can assume the game client is offline or disconnected.
{ "uri" "http://127.0.0.1:3000" "timeout" "5.0" "buffer" "0.1" "throttle" "0.1" "heartbeat" "30.0" } "auth" { "token" "Q79v5tcxVQ8u" } 
Auth is an optional section used by the endpoint to ensure it is receiving a payload from a valid source. The key appears to be customizable and is not required to be "token". The value can also be customized to whatever key/password/token/etc. you would like. The fields in this section are transmitted as JSON string fields to the endpoint to use for authenticating the payload, so it is recommended to use SSL to protect the payload during transmission to avoid a man-in-the-middle attack, whereby the key could be taken and used by an attacker to send unauthorized payloads to the endpoint.

Section 3: The Data Section - What Information Can Be Read

The data section of the configuration file can be tailored to have CS:GO send only the information necessary for your application, by using the available game state components. All of the available components for the data section are listed below:
"data" { "provider" "1" "player_id" "1" "player_state" "1" "map" "1" "map_round_wins" "1" "player_match_stats" "1" "player_weapons" "1" "round" "1" "allgrenades" "1" "allplayers_id" "1" "allplayers_match_stats" "1" "allplayers_position" "1" "allplayers_state" "1" "allplayers_weapons" "1" "bomb" "1" "phase_countdowns" "1" "player_position" "1" } 
Each component sends specific data to the endpoint, and you can "subscribe" only to the ones you need be including them in your configuration file. You can also specify all of the components in your configuration file, but enable/disable them individually by setting their value to 1 (enable) or 0 (disable).
The following section will explain each of the game state components and what information they provide.
Note: The "previously" and "added" sections in the payload will display changes in information from the last payload received. "previously" will have the values of each section prior to the new payload, while "added" will show any new sections that were not in the previous payload. This is applicable to all components in Game State Integration.

Section 3.1: Provider

When the "provider" component is included in your configuration file, the payload will contain the following information:
{ "provider": { "name": "Counter-Strike: Global Offensive", "appid": 730, "version": 13707, "steamid": "76561197984957084", "timestamp": 1563933335 } } 
Name Example Values Definition
name Counter-Strike: Global Offensive The name of the game providing the information. Will always be "Counter-Strike: Global Offensive".
appid 730 The Steam App ID of the game providing the information. For CS:GO, this will always be 730.
version 13707 The current version of CS:GO, which matches the Protocol Version found by typing "version" in the in-game console.
steamid 76561197984957084 The Steam ID of the client providing the information, in SteamID64 format.
timestamp 1563933335 The unix timestamp of the client machine providing the information.
Provider information is probably the easiest to explain because almost none of it changes during gameplay, aside from the timestamp. The timestamp changing also doesn't count as a game state change so, for example, if you are only subscribed to the Provider component, you will only receive new information every heartbeat.

Section 3.2: Player Information

Player Information is divided into multiple components that can be used to pull data from the currently spectated player. The components are player_id, player_state, player_position, player_match_stats, and player_weapons.

Section 3.2.1: Player_ID

When the "player_id" component is included in your configuration file, the payload will contain the following information:
{ "player": { "steamid": "76561197984957084", "clan": "Clan Tag", "name": "Player Name", "observer_slot": 1, "team": "T", "activity": "playing" }, "previously": { "player": { "steamid": "76561197984957085", "name": "Other Player Name", "observer_slot": 0 } }, "added": { "player": { "clan": true } } } 
Name Example Values Definition
steamid 76561197984957084 The SteamID of the person being spectated, in SteamID64 format. This will be your (the client's) SteamID if you are playing and alive.
clan cLaN tAg The Clan Tag of the player currently being spectated. The "clan" section will not appear if the player does not have a clan tag on, and "clan": true will appear in the "added" section when switching from a player without a clan tag to a player with a tag.
name Player Name, Player Name 2 The name of the currently spectated player. This will be your name if playing and alive.
observer_slot 1, 8, 0 The observer slot number of the currently spectated player. This section will only appear when spectating other players. The slots are numbered 1-9, then 0, for all 10 players.
team T, CT The team of the currently spectated player. Values will be "T" or "CT".
activity playing, menu, textinput The current activity of the player including the spectating client. The value is usually "playing" unless the spectating client enters the menu ("menu") or console ("textinput").

Section 3.2.2: Player_State

When the "player_state" component is included in your configuration file, the payload will contain the following information:
{ "player": { "state": { "health": 37, "armor": 99, "helmet": true, "flashed": 11, "smoked": 0, "burning": 0, "money": 3250, "round_kills": 1, "round_killhs": 1, "equip_value": 6050 } }, "previously": { "player": { "state": { "flashed": 24 } } } } 
Name Example Values Definition
health 0, 13, 100 The HP of the currently spectated player. Value 0-100.
armor 0, 50, 100 The Armor of the currently spectated player. Value 0-100.
helmet true, false Boolean value showing whether or not the player is wearing a helmet. Value true/false.
flashed 0, 80, 255 A value showing how flashed the player is, from 0 (not flashed), to 255 (fully flashed)
smoked 0, 14, 255 Same as above, but for how obscured the player's vision is from smoke. Value 0-255.
burning 0, 20, 255 Same as above, but for when a player is on fire. Value 0-255, however only 255 (on fire) and 254-0 (not on fire) appear to be relevant, as a player does not stay on fire after leaving it. Still, this value does steadily decrease back down to 0 after leaving fire, which could be useful in on-screen animations, etc.
money 0, 4200, 16000 Current money of the spectated player with no comma separation. Value 0-16000.
round_kills 0, 1, 5 Amount of kills for the spectated player in the current round. Value 0-5 (unsure if TKs increase this value)
round_killhs 0, 2, 3 Amount of kills from a headshot for the spectated player in the current round. Value 0-5.
equip_value 1000, 3250, 8000 Total value of the currently spectated player's equipment.

Section 3.2.3: Player_Position

When the "player_position" component is included in your configuration file, the payload will contain the following information:
{ "player": { "spectarget": "76561197984957085", "position": "-1303.27, -513.84, 130.57", "forward": "-0.20, 0.96, -0.18" }, "previously": { "player": { "position": "-1304.12, -508.94, 130.55", "forward": "-0.31, 0.94, -0.17" } } } 
Name Example Values Definition
spectarget 76561197984957085 The SteamID of the spectated player in SteamID64 format.
position "-1234.56, 153.31, 98.6" Current map position of the spectated player in x, y, z coordinates. EDIT: This appear to be used in conjunction with information from the map's text files located in \Counter-Strike Global Offensive\csgo\resource\overviews to get the proper x/y offsets, for use in custom radars, etc.
forward "0.03, -0.19, -0.04" The currently spectated player's forward movement in x, y, z coordinates. Appears to be values between -1.00 and 1.00, could possibly represent the player's movements across those axes (1.00 when moving directly in line with an axis, -1.00 when moving backwards directly along an axis?)

Section 3.2.4: Player_Match_Stats

When the "player_match_stats" component is included in your configuration file, the payload will contain the following information:
{ "player": { "match_stats": { "kills": 3, "assists": 0, "deaths": 3, "mvps": 0, "score": 9 } }, "previously": { "player": { "match_stats": { "kills": 2, "score": 7 } } } } 
Name Example Values Definition
kills 0, 3, 12 Number of kills of the currently spectated player.
assists 0, 1, 5 Number of assists.
deaths 0, 8, 10 Number of deaths.
mvps 0, 1, 2 Number of MVPs.
score 0, 9, 15 Current score.

Section 3.2.5: Player_Weapons

When the "player_weapons" component is included in your configuration file, the payload will contain the following information:
{ "player": { "weapons": { "weapon_0": { "name": "weapon_knife_t", "paintkit": "default", "type": "Knife", "state": "holstered" }, "weapon_1": { "name": "weapon_deagle", "paintkit": "cu_desert_eagle_corroden", "type": "Pistol", "ammo_clip": 7, "ammo_clip_max": 7, "ammo_reserve": 35, "state": "holstered" }, "weapon_2": { "name": "weapon_m4a1_silencer", "paintkit": "cu_m4a1-s_elegant", "type": "Rifle", "ammo_clip": 25, "ammo_clip_max": 25, "ammo_reserve": 64, "state": "active" }, "weapon_3": { "name": "weapon_flashbang", "paintkit": "default", "type": "Grenade", "ammo_reserve": 1, "state": "holstered" }, "weapon_4": { "name": "weapon_smokegrenade", "paintkit": "default", "type": "Grenade", "ammo_reserve": 1, "state": "holstered" }, "weapon_5": { "name": "weapon_hegrenade", "paintkit": "default", "type": "Grenade", "ammo_reserve": 1, "state": "holstered" } } }, "previously": { "player": { "weapons": { "weapon_0": { "name": "weapon_knife" }, "weapon_1": { "name": "weapon_usp_silencer", "paintkit": "cu_usp_progressiv", "ammo_clip": 12, "ammo_clip_max": 12, "ammo_reserve": 24 }, "weapon_2": { "name": "weapon_awp", "paintkit": "default", "type": "SniperRifle", "ammo_clip": 9, "ammo_clip_max": 10, "ammo_reserve": 30 } } } }, "added": { "player": { "weapons": { "weapon_3": true, "weapon_4": true, "weapon_5": true } } } } 
Name Example Values Definition
weapon_ weapon_0, weapon_1, weapon_2 The various weapons held by the currently spectated player. Each section contains information about the specific weapon.
name weapon_knife, weapon_m4a1_silencer, weapon_flashbang The internal name of the weapon held in the weapon slot.
paintkit default, cu_m4a1-s_elegant, cu_usp_progressiv An internally used name for the weapon skin, or "default" if no skin.
type Pistol, Rifle, Knife Type of weapon. Can be "Pistol", "Knife", "Rifle", "SniperRifle", "Submachine Gun", "C4", possibly others.
ammo_clip 4, 10, 25 Current amount of ammo in the clip.
ammo_clip_max 8, 12, 25 Maximum amount of ammo the clip for the weapon can hold.
ammo_reserve 24, 50, 64 Amount of extra (reserve) ammo available for the weapon.
state active, holstered Current state of the weapon, "active" if currently being used, "holstered" if not.

Section 3.3: Bomb

When the "bomb" component is included in your configuration file, the payload will contain the following information:
Carried:
{ "bomb": { "state": "carried", "position": "1216.00, -110.07, -163.97", "player": 76561197984957085 }, "previously": { "bomb": { "position": "1216.00, -115.00, -163.97" } } } 
Dropped:
{ "bomb": { "state": "dropped", "position": "302.35, 807.17, -21.75" }, "previously": { "bomb": { "state": "carried", "position": "359.59, 797.91, -135.97", "player": 76561198395845271 } } } 
Planting:
{ "bomb": { "state": "planting", "position": "-1949.29, 242.03, -159.97", "countdown": "2.9", "player": 76561197984957085 }, "previously": { "bomb": { "state": "carried", "position": "-1961.57, 253.81, -159.97" } }, "added": { "bomb": { "countdown": true } } } 
Planted:
{ "bomb": { "state": "planted", "position": "-1949.31, 242.03, -159.97", "countdown": "39.8" }, "previously": { "bomb": { "state": "planting", "position": "-1949.29, 242.03, -159.97", "player": 76561198260682042 } }, "added": { "bomb": { "countdown": true } } } 
Defusing:
{ "bomb": { "state": "defusing", "position": "-1993.47, 537.75, 472.22", "countdown": "9.7", "player": 76561197984957086 }, "previously": { "bomb": { "state": "planted", "countdown": "20.3" } }, "added": { "bomb": { "player": true } } } 
Defused:
{ "bomb": { "state": "defused", "position": "-252.44, -2141.69, -174.91" }, "previously": { "bomb": { "state": "defusing", "countdown": "0.1", "player": 76561197963168063 } } } 
Name Example Values Definition
state carried, dropped, planting The current state of the bomb. Values are "carried", "dropped", "planting", "planted", "defusing", and "defused"
position "-1993.47, 537.75, 472.22", "-1949.29, 242.03, -159.97", "1216.00, -110.07, -163.97" The current position of the bomb on the map, in x, y, z coordinates.
countdown 3.1, 0.9, 19.5 The bomb's countdown timer. Used as regular bomb timer when state = planted, time until bomb plant when state = planting, and time until defuse when state = defusing.
player 76561197984957086, 76561197984957090, 76561197984957129 The SteamID of the player interacting with the bomb, in SteamID64 format. The interacting player can be the player carrying the bomb (state = carried), planting the bomb (state = planting), or defusing the bomb (state = defusing).

Section 3.4: Round

When the "round" component is included in your configuration file, the payload will contain the following information:
{ "round": { "phase": "over", "win_team": "T", "bomb": "exploded" }, "previously": { "round": { "phase": "live", "bomb": "planted" } }, "added": { "round": { "win_team": true } } } 
Name Example Values Definition
phase over, freezetime, live The phase of the current round. Value is freezetime during the initial freeze time as well as team timeouts, live when the round is live, and over when the round is over and players are waiting for the next round to begin.
win_team T, CT The winning team of the round.
bomb planted, exploded, defused The current state of the bomb. This section will not appear until the bomb has at least been planted.

Section 3.5: Phase_Countdowns

When the "phase_countdowns" component is included in your configuration file, the payload will contain the following information:
{ "phase_countdowns": { "phase": "live", "phase_ends_in": "63.3" }, "previously": { "phase_countdowns": { "phase_ends_in": "63.6" } } } 
Name Example Values Definition
phase live, over, bomb The current phase of the round. Values are similar to the "round" component (live, over, freezetime), but also includes "bomb" when the bomb is planted, "defuse" when the bomb is being defused, and "warmup" during the pre-game warmup time.
phase_ends_in 60.1, 12.5, 3.0 The time in which the current phase ends. This timer changes depending on the phase. For example, during "live" it will display the time left in the round, but when the bomb is planted it will change to display the time before the bomb explodes. When the round ends and phase goes to "over", it will display the time left before the new round starts.

Section 3.6: Map Information

Map Information is divided into two components that can be used to pull data from the current map. The components are map and map_round_wins.

Section 3.6.1: Map

When the "map" component is included in your configuration file, the payload will contain the following information:
{ "map": { "mode": "competitive", "name": "de_cache", "phase": "live", "round": 14, "team_ct": { "score": 8, "consecutive_round_losses": 0, "timeouts_remaining": 1, "matches_won_this_series": 0 }, "team_t": { "score": 6, "consecutive_round_losses": 1, "timeouts_remaining": 1, "matches_won_this_series": 0 }, "num_matches_to_win_series": 0, "current_spectators": 34, "souvenirs_total": 0 } } 
Name Example Values Definition
mode competitive, casual, deathmatch The current game mode being played. Values can be casual, competitive, deathmatch, gungameprogressive, scrimcomp2v2, possibly others.
name de_cache, de_dust2, de_mirage The name of the current map.
phase warmup, live, intermission The current phase of the map. Values can be warmup during the initial warmup phase, live during a live game, intermission during halftime, and gameover at the end of the game.
round 1, 4, 10 The current round number.
team_ team_ct, team_t Each team section that contains subsections of data for the two teams.
score 0, 2, 4 The team's current score.
consecutive_round_losses 0, 1, 4 How many rounds the team has lost in a row.
timeouts_remaining 1, 0 The number of remaining timeouts available for the team.
matches_won_this_series 0,1,2 How many games a team has won in a Best of X series. Only used for tournaments, I'd imagine.
num_matches_to_win_series ? How many matches a team has to win before winning the series.
current_spectators 0, 14, 148 Current number of people spectating the game.
souvenirs_total 0, 1, 2 How many souvenir cases were dropped this game (Probable, unconfirmed).

Section 3.6.2: Map_Round_Wins

When the "map_round_wins" component is included in your configuration file, the payload will contain the following information:
{ "map": { "round_wins": { "1": "ct_win_elimination", "2": "ct_win_elimination", "3": "t_win_bomb", "4": "ct_win_defuse", "5": "ct_win_elimination", "6": "ct_win_elimination", "7": "t_win_elimination", "8": "ct_win_elimination", "9": "ct_win_elimination", "10": "ct_win_elimination", "11": "ct_win_elimination", "12": "ct_win_elimination", "13": "ct_win_defuse", "14": "ct_win_elimination", "15": "t_win_elimination", "16": "t_win_elimination", "17": "t_win_bomb", "18": "t_win_elimination", "19": "t_win_elimination" } }, "added": { "map": { "round_wins": { "19": true } } } } 
Name Example Values Definition
# 1, 2, 3 The round number and winning condition of the round. A new line is added to the section for each round until a team wins (or ties). The winning values are ct_win_elimination, ct_win_defuse, ct_win_time, t_win_elimination, and t_win_bomb.

Section 4: Components Not Covered

The following components will not be covered, either because they are redundant or possibly another reason:
Component Name Reason
allplayers_id Same as player_id, but for every player. Large payload.
allplayers_match_stats Same as player_match_stats, but for all players at once. Large payload, potentially high traffic as well.
allplayers_position Same as player_position, but for all players at once. Large payload, extremely high traffic.
allplayers_state Same as player_state, but for all players. Large payload, probably high traffic as well.
allplayers_weapons Same as player_weapon, but for all players. Extremely large and high traffic payload.
allgrenades The effective time, lifetime, owner, position, type, and velocity of every grenade on the map. Includes extremely intricate details such as the x, y, and z positions of each flame piece of a molotov/incendiary. Too much data to parse, extremely large and high traffic payload.

Section 5: Component Permissions

All of the components mentioned in this post can be utilized if you are spectating or observing the game. However, the following list of components can only be used if you are spectating or observing. If you are a player in the game, these components will return no data:
  • allgrenades
  • allplayers_id
  • allplayers_match_stats
  • allplayers_position
  • allplayers_state
  • allplayers_weapons
  • bomb
  • phase_countdowns
  • player_position

Section 6: Conclusion

Almost 26,000 characters later, I hope this guide actually helps someone so I didn't completely waste my time.. 🙃 I may have missed some values for some of the sections, in fact I'm almost certain I did, because they aren't documented anywhere. To get them, I literally have to play or spectate games and let a server run to gather the information, so it's possible that I missed something here or there. If you know of anything, please let me know and I will edit the post. I may make a followup post with some example code that uses GSI, but don't hold me to it. This was already a project all its own. That being said, enjoy!
P.S. I know the rules say you can't sticky a thread that isn't scheduled in advance, but..pretty please? ;)
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Scammer tries to steal my 200 euro CSGO virtual item. I take him to court and he gets smacked.

I was wondering for a while if I wanted to share this in /prorevenge but what the hell, idgaf anymore lol.
For some backstory, this happened a while ago when I was pretty young so I was pretty naive at the time, thinking noone could be evil and stupid enough to do this but, well if this guy wasn't I wouldn't have an amazing story to share. It's pretty amazing but here's a tldr for you lazy folks:
Guy tries to scam me online of a 200 euro CSGO virtual item, but he gave me his passport. After finding his parents names and calling them, he still doesn't give it back so we file a police report. The police investigates and makes a 200 page report, ending us up in court where he has to repay me the worth of the knife and he gets a fraud-notice in his police report for 5 years, fucking his chances of getting a job in the near future.
From this point forward: Me = young boy MD = My dad S = Suspect/scammer, a bit older than me, old enough to get punished for a crime. SD = scammers dad SM = scammers mom Steam = Game platform allowing people to trade virtual goods. Knife = Virtual goods that is worth 200 euros.
So this was a couple of years ago, I'd gotten to know S thru a community he was starting, he previously owned a huge community with daily 100 player peak so he seemed trustworthy. I was planning on joining as a volunteer moderator and had been talking to him for a while. He seemed nice and normal so when he asked to borrow my knife to try it out.
I didnt think much of it but I ofcourse wasn't gonna just give it to him so I asked him if he had anything I could get in the meantime with an approximate value my knife. He didn't. So I then asked him to take a picture of his passport, now this picture was taken perfectly as I instructed, held up where you can see it all, next to his open profile, linking them together(not allowing anyone to claim it was just a random passport picture). With this flawless piece of evidence I thought there was no way this guy would be retarded enough to try something and since I still wanted to join his community I did it as a friendly gesture. Turns out he's not as smart as I think, cause after 2 hours(the time we agreed on) I tell him to give it back. He acts like he's never recieved anything but says that he knows a friend who has a knife just like mine. I understand that this is going South and tell MD.
Now my parents are amazing, truly, and when I told him that a person older than me had taken something from me online he asked me if I had anything as proof. Well, I had a picture of his passport linking the profile to his and lots and lots of screenshots of our chat. MD thought that the best of action was to try and contact S's parents(our country has a national registry allowing anyone to search up another person thru their ID number, find out who they are and who their parents are). So the next day, we did. SD answers in the morning, MD describe the situation and SD says he will absolutely take care of it, telling him he'll call back in the evening.
Evening comes no call. We decide to call them. SD answers but has now changed his tone. SD says that S has said that it's a present that I have given him and as such he's not giving it back, saying "I have to believe my son.". Now I don't believe for a second that the parents didn't know what was going on, it's pretty obvious that noone gives a random person a gift worth 200 euros, but apparently this seemed completely normal and again, "I have to believe my son." So at this point I don't really have any choice. I submit a police report for the principle of doing it and move on.
Weeks go by and we get called by the police so they can get our side of the story. Hmm strange, something might happen? Apparently this guy had gotten multiple police reports on his ass before and due to this case landing in the department of minors, a wellfunded department of the police, it seems like it didn't get dropped even tho it was a very small amount. After me submitting evidence and the police talking to both me and S, they produce a 200 page report, detailing everything. We're baffled. A courtdate is set and it's on.
The day comes around and I'm pumped, hell yeah. I'm gonna do what everyone else dreams of doing, taking a scammer to court and in the process hopefully setting a precedent for future cases(turns out this was the first one in my country of this type). We walk into the courthouse and is met by S, SD, SM and like 4 other family relatives. If this succeeds, it's gonna be fun. Exposing the ass of S in front of his family.
Court starts and right away it seems like this is a win. Defense attorney is doing nothing, all his defenses are lacking and we get alot of homeruns. By the look of the Judge and the Lay-Judges faces, I can see it's a win. We leave the courtroom for 30 min and after that they're done. I get back the amount he took from me plus interest, he gets a notice in his criminal record and gets shamed in front of his whole family. My smile is so big at this point, it was filling the entire court room. All relatives are going back and forth furious. S has his head down, facing the table. Booyah!
In the end, they end up appealing but get rejected, I get my compensation and he can't get a good job for the next 5 years! :) Sweet, sweet gamery revenge.
Edit: Spelling, second language. Edit 2: Replace "juries" with "Judge and Lay-Judge". Edit 3: I'm from Sweden for anyone who wonders.
Shoutout to anonymous, theman12103 and Keeloi79 for Silver! <3
Shoutout to cjavad for Gold!!! :)
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Guide to configs and saving money!

Guide to configs and saving money!


NOTE: This will focus on onetap/aimware for the time being because those are what I have the most experience with. If you wish to add settings you recommend for other cheats (Skeet, Fatality, and others) comment or DM me on discord Rami the ayyrab.#2145.
I'm not the greatest at making cfgs so you can contribute things in the comments and I will add them to the post and I will mostly be talking about rage bot settings as I am not 100% on AA settings but I'm open to criticism and suggestions.
I see a lot of people in HvH always talking about buying configs and or using free configs from youtube or forums, I am aware that a youtuber (don't remember who) has made a guide on how to make configs before and that I will probably get hate for making this but people should learn how to cfg and what things mean.
Starting with rage bot settings I'm going to explain what things do (Aimware):
Now for the Anti Aim tab:
Now rage bot weapon settings:
Now onetaps settings (Rage tab):
Now the AA tab:
Now on to how to config for both AW and OT. (My recommendations might not be the best suited for your playstyle so I'll try to include most playstyles I've seen/know)
Starting with AW:
Now the Anti Aim:
Now onto Onetap:
Now onto the AA tab:
Fake Angles (Default Only):
Fake Lag:
Extra:
So Finally we are at the end now. This took me a good amount of time so I hope you enjoyed the read and learned something and hopefully saved money by not buying configs from peoples sellys.
Again if you disagree with my recommendations or want to add anything such as your playstyle settings or another cheat please comment it or DM me on discord or @ me in the subreddits server. My Discord is Rami the ayyrab.#2145
Most of my edits right now are fixing grammar and spelling mistakes I will make edit updates when I get suggestions and changes to the settings/explanations.
Thank you to SomeoneTrading for clarifying what position adjustment was.
For a guide/recommendations on what cheats to buy check out u/panic-at-the-party1s' post: https://www.reddit.com/Csgohacks/comments/co613i/master_guide_to_csgo_cheats/
Fixed the layout fucking up.
Added a section about configuring the non weapon specific rage tab on aimware.
Updated explanation for fake walk thanks to u/autostrafe.
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