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DWT35 (January 23nd 2021)

DWT35 (January 23nd 2021)
Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!
Terrific, terrific stuff

Alas – promotion has remained minimal; but we've now in our possession, a wee snifter of a chance to properly leap aboard the success train. Admittedly this snifter is based on nowt more than the run of horror being ended - but additional to that; there was a strange couple of incidents surrounding the number 69 (see Twitter for details). Admittedly - notable only really for the fact 69 was involved (easy minded). But thats the noteworthiness there in itself - I'd have surely noticed a chance 69 occurrence or two if it'd been apparent previously.
69 - what does it mean? Theres the linkage to coitous of course; but away from that - there's the less coarse noteworthiness of ying and yang: pushed together, the numbers interlock as if, finally - they have found the positions required to fuse and be as one. DWT and Victory - which is 6 and which is 9 - it matters little. the fusion removes the barriers of former association. Here - I'm no a filofax of all things repeated link occurrences; but 2 within a week - thats summat. Summat to pay heed to and to take confidence from. Dismissing rewards and becoming accustomed to skeptitude, is a road tarred with regret and frustration: 'I should have...' 'If only I'd...' Impractical of course to grasp hold confidently to any and all random encounters and possibles - but well worth doing a smidge of research on whatever slips itself into your field of vision (aside from the nigerian prince type obvious pish).
My journey towards the inevitable destination of spirituality, has been one filled with tests - harsh lessons learnt and no fucking mistake. Akin to any challenge - the problems lie within your own doubt and lack of belief. Laid bear - the achievements successfully processed, by the best of the best at each and every thing there is to be the best at - are all unforeseen and random. Noone knows precisely when and where a new best will be set, even by the achiever themselves. The combination of good surrounding them at that time equated to elation...it can't be rushed, it can't be forced - it's a force that guides you. I've lost count of the number of times my bottle has been dropped and smashed on the floor; a wee game of pool - out to a giant lead; me on the black, the other cunt on all his yellows still...yadda yadda - defeated. Dinnae get me wrong - I'm no an exclusive to failure type cunt; theres been many many smooth and silky victories over the years - pizazz a fucking plenty. But raw in my mind, are manys an occasion where I'm in the ascendency - in particular in the sense of a knife edge being balanced upon....Pot this one ball - this straight shot into the corner....no other balls in the way - just tap it in. Just tap it in now. Just tap-tap-tap a roo....missed. The back straightens sharply, eyes burning a hole in the black ball, as it trickles slowly away from the intended target.
Its been a while since I've had my hands wrapped around a pool cue; the memories still hurt. Sports are all competitive and difficult to make inroads into at the best of times. At my age, if there's no indication of any kind of raw talent - move on to the next one. Did the usual merry-go-round through the usual ones; once they were exhausted then onto the less so ones. Nowadays - none. An acceptance my set of tools are alas not of the calibre required to make any sort of worthwhile progress. Those who can't do teach of course; and whilst placing wagers is perhaps another topic potentially set to be tossed on the 'tried and failed' pile - its one where I've finally achieved peace of mind. Acceptance I will never be the best specifically at harvesting huge lumps of cash - but also recognising that in itself, the path woven is worthy of highlighting (given the content is of a magnetic enough calibre). Free of the shackles of expectancy - expression and artistic license can be turned to for inspiration, offering others the opportunity to lay eyes on something other than the what have you. Whether it takes precedence over the what have you is the thing. Then once thats got some traction - beginning the quest towards when DWT eventually itself becoming the what have you; familiar hellos and nods - part of the landscape. This happening I'm hoping will result in the draining of stress and mental anguish I carry around with me; fingers crossed 🤞

The feelings on this weeks effort are much akin to last week; its all on the keystone. She fell out last week alas - but this week we have home advantage in our Keystone affair; suddenly things get a good smidge more attractive. The good news accompanying this, is the odds are a lot more generous than they were for last weeks Keystone; and as such we've got something here that I like to refer to as, 'The Perfect Storm'. We may be going up and down and side to side quite violently - but one things for sure; we'll have a terrific prosperous time 😎. So to wrap up - now we've broken the curse, put the rot in reverse - we slip a hand into the purse, there's a plan to rehearse. Reddit Running Total (RRT) currently sits at -£303.43. Ah no.

I’m not promoting it in the slightest to be put on; it's purely to be completely transparent about where the beans I'm spilling are being pushed towards – this is after all, a Life Experiment: Can a useless old arsehole prosper under strict weekly gambling conditions? Word of warning; prior to this – not really.
The sticky clarifies - but just to reiterate - here's the format...DRS20 is Dads Recommended Spend: £20. This is a lot of money granted - and I would encourage absolute apprehension if this sort of money represents life altering for you personally if zero is returned. I’m lucky enough to be able to afford to lose £20 in a week; but confess that if I got no return for say, 20 weeks in a row - I would likely be without something I value (a streaming service or summat). I don’t take it lightly. Four bets are placed with this outlay; a £5 Treble (DWT) and three £5 Doubles. Generally if two come up, the bet is covered (up or down £2 or so). My gambling prowess is pretty much a joke; so whilst I advertise, I in no way qualify them as a given. I’m a prick with plenty bollocks to spout is all. This is how I frame it.

So here it is - the one that is now ready to accept its fate and be propelled into hyperspace by our new friend, 69:

Its DWT35

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Odds
QUEENS PARK RANGERS derby county 8/5
PETERBOROUGH UNITED ipswich town 13/10
WIGAN ATHLETIC fleetwood town 29/10

22.32/1 we get for this selection – terrific.

Over 16's last week; over 22's this week - there's now maybes no so much of an expectant glance these days; the consistency of price is not one to hang the hat off of. But generally I find after a wee bitty of success, I generally react in a glisteny-eye type way and push the boat out. This week no different then - the scales tipping over the 20 mark; a land I enjoy if I'm honest. The journey one much more befitting of the vessel The Good Ship is - eager for confrontation jousting and challenging obstacles. Final checks all round - but we've a trio of heroes here afore you today; mark my fucking words people 😎

QUEENS PARK RANGERS caught my eye there a wee whiley ago after hearing the news Charlie Austin had re-signed; a terrific wee cunt he is. First game back - and a goal in a 2-0 winning effort over Luton away. Back to Loftus Road for the first home outing this week; Pugfaces derby in town to provide the challenge. In good spirits they'll be after getting the first win of the Pugface regime there in midweek - that the second of two they've played whilst QPR have been resting and waiting for today. Hat-trick for the man of the moment, wouldnae be a surprise if you ask me.
PETERBOROUGH UNITED caused plenty joy last week; and at a price that claws at my cuff saying 'pickme-pickme-pickme' - shall do Peterborough son 😎. Perhaps a tougher ask than last - away from home to ipswich, who find themselves 4 points back from the visitors. But a home record that shows 4 defeats ib the last 5, plus a scoreline that read 1-4 to Peterborough last time - dinnae fret. In the fucking satchel 👍
WIGAN ATHLETIC are our Keystone this week - 29/10 for a home affair against fleetwood. I've been watching the form of fleetwood since Joey B left; and no wins since. 6 free of a victory; 3 defeats in a row - the sting of change not yet repaired. Sure its got to end sometime; but in Wigan we have a mob who are battering in goals aplenty at the moment - 7 goals for in their last 2, both away from home. they score early, they could be in for a properly terrific hammering. Lets see what happens.

So there we have it – nostalgia, hope and determination all apparent in equal measure. This time we do it right; wind in the sails – and off across the ocean in search of new worlds. A powerful pirate ship hunting high and low for treasures. Raise the fucking flag - the good ship DWT is back and ready to provide for its crew. If you play; play safe. DRS20 as always people.
Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost.
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DWT31 (December 26th 2020)

DWT31 (December 26th 2020)
Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!
Terrific, terrific stuff

Alas – promotion has remained minimal; concentration devoted to other important matters: the Big DWT T-Shirt Giveaway. The entrants remained steady at the fixed 5 folk - the decision thus taken to reward all those who made effort to type the hashtag. Within moments - one of those announced there was no need for a t-shirt (I'm at this time yet to respond to the young man) - coudnae make it up. Woke up this morn - and thankfully two claimed. Important to actually have a complete trail from start to finish. Indication created for evermore, that the franchise is able to deliver on its vows - something folks can place trust in.

Not to be ignored - in the background this whole occasion; the shamed Good Ship DWT. Back from yet another complete failure of a trip. Unable to deliver a win pre-xmas as hoped and heavily alluded to. We did manage to grab a healthy double way back at the start of the month - for that we can at least be thankful. During those convos where vitriol is being spat right in ones face, there is the chance at least to fill any void of chat with a quip relating to this success. On second thoughts - maybe no haha ah no. No defeats last week either - the ultimate slap to the mouth. One wee goal from either the draw-ers and we'd be skipping along the path akin to Mary Poppins herself. Glee is never that far away - its just if one doesnae manage to successfully tip themselves over the edge, they tumble backwards into a big pile of dirty filthy shite. I mind once thinking a well placed dunt on the side of one of yon copper coin cliffhanger machines, would see me wee taken care of financially for a spell - instead the rings of alarms filled my ear as an angry permed worman pointed sternedly at the exit door. So close - now never again. Sometimes when you ride a bull, he manages to flick you off, then drive one of his dirty bastard horns up your bing bong. Fuck that.
I'm no cowboy. I'd take an interest obviously - in much the same way as any new thing being presented to me as a potential option. Full of chin scratching and wide-eyedness I'd be; but longer term, there'd be a friendly exchange of waves and me driving off into the distance to pursue much the same pish as I always have. The directional changes - whilst evident - are subtle. Deviation - whilst extreme in the past; has now been settled for a fair old stretch. It has its ups and downs - these days I'm more about wee blips. A firm path - with a pothole to fill from time to time; but always that familiar feel, look and smell. Its important to reach down and touch what feels comfortable. When you land upon it; really take time to get to know - a wee finger in a puddle, a taste of the fluid following by instant spittling. Rich in nutrients - terrific. I've had a wee sample of that type of thing - not directly I must add alas; but certainly enough to have a sense of how wondrous the feeling of possessing land can be. A wee patch to call your own.
The experience of observing that kind of relationship unfold is an interesting one. The events I watched, were often tinged with a level of discomfort - the owner was all too willing to get on his high horse about things. Right from the off - chest a puffed, air blasting fumedly from the corner of his scowl. He was generally the kin of cunt I gazed upon through furrowed brow - but no question, there was a degree of success to his game. His existence I reasoned, made those with more tact all the more appreciated. One can never underestimate the terrificness of warmth when faced directly with frost. Admittedly - one must confess a dropping of the guard and an allowance of acceptance in replacement from time to time. Effortlessly sitting back, gently ushering in the energy to spout summat in contest of displays of disdain. I always reason you need to let a wee blast through from time to time. Else the cold will frost over the controls, leaving us helpless in the face of aggressive and heartless behaviour. Leaving oneself raw here and there reminds folk of its existence.

On the rocks we were from the week before; finally able to pluck ourselves free from the clutches of the Evil Bastard Rocks - we dusted the place down, tugged the sails back up the masts and got up to speed. Skip forward a few hours - there we were a fucking gain; smashed to fuck against the Evil Bastard Rocks - the slimey seaweed stench filling our nostrils akin to the odour of defeat and perish. Useless bastards - they were laughing at us were the Evil Bastard Rocks. Once - the fuel is transferred easily into the tanks of belief. No the first time at the Ridicule Rodeo. Twice - aye sure, hands held up - accepted. But no doubt ones eye was a twitching in recognition. Thrice - well lets no pay too much heed unnecessarily. Such a wretched time, its best no mused over until absolutely necessary. Concentration therefore on victory - as fucking always 😎. So to wrap up - with Xmas dealt with, Hellos to those relative - avoiding the negative, by popping a sedative. Reddit Running Total (RRT) currently sits at -£253.57. Ah no.

I’m not promoting it in the slightest to be put on; it's purely to be completely transparent about where the beans I'm spilling are being pushed towards – this is after all, a Life Experiment: Can a useless old arsehole prosper under strict weekly gambling conditions? Word of warning; prior to this – not really.
The sticky clarifies - but just to reiterate - here's the format...DRS20 is Dads Recommended Spend: £20. This is a lot of money granted - and I would encourage absolute apprehension if this sort of money represents life altering for you personally if zero is returned. I’m lucky enough to be able to afford to lose £20 in a week; but confess that if I got no return for say, 20 weeks in a row - I would likely be without something I value (a streaming service or summat). I don’t take it lightly. Four bets are placed with this outlay; a £5 Treble (DWT) and three £5 Doubles. Generally if two come up, the bet is covered (up or down £2 or so). My gambling prowess is pretty much a joke; so whilst I advertise, I in no way qualify them as a given. I’m a prick with plenty bollocks to spout is all. This is how I frame it.

So here it is - the one that, in recognition the stretchiness of manys wallets - plucks some proverbial diamonds from amongst the manure:

Its DWT31

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Odds
ROSS COUNTY st mirren 19/10
SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY blackburn rovers 4/1
DERBY COUNTY preston north end 29/20

34.53/1 we get for this selection – terrific.

Over 57's last week; over 34's this week - no records this Boxing Day Edition being set. In its place a potential return that certainly still qualifies as a jaw dropping amount. At the very least - worthy of having one reaching for ones phone to text a few cunts the good news. Given the messages and calls will be pinging this way and fucking that; a nice wee sprinkling of magic dust added to the convo-cake with the announcement you bagged a hipful of bangers thanks to a terrific old cunts weekly wager. 'Whats this?' They ask - followed by a stretch of awkwardness no doubt haha - a hipful of bangers nonetheless; thats the focus. Claim it as your own - no cunt wants to tell folks they're taking advice off of a proven useless arsehole. But here - win the day and that perception will maybes update itself a smidge. Lets see what happens 😎

ROSS COUNTY were locked upon as soon as the managerial change occurred; you always expect a touch of joy early on in a cunts shot. Yogi Hughes it is; a chance to show he still has summat to offer after a strange moment over at Raith there. First game was Celtic away - so forgiven for perhaps saving the sheckels on that one. Today at home to st mirren; no disrespect to the quite frankly on fire sainties; but unarguably a much more winnable affair. An able team County are as a couple results thus far have proven; they've something to return Yogi at the very least in the short term.
SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY are one I've gotten a smidge obsessive about; convinced I am the Pulis will turn shite around. And you know - as I say that, a wee glance at the form sheets and we see - oh ho - a win last time out for the Owls. Finally - a dollop of positive slopped into the ice cream bowl. Beating coventry a world beater does not make - I get it (hoo mama); but never underestimate the power of feeling - Tony will have harnessed it and swung it this way and that, licking it across the faces of all involved at Sheffield Wednesday. A new attitude - a new hope. With it - victory.
DERBY COUNTY find themselves once more amongst my selections; now arguably a fairly obvious choice upon anyones sheet. Unbeaten now in 6 - pugface has steadied the ship and no mistake. Sure - still a ways to go; lots of draws, no many goals - the main encouragement being their most impressive performance was the most recent; a terrific 2-0 cunting of pretenders Swansea. A tone to set going into 2021 - theres an intent about the wee pricks the now. Lets see what they do with it.

So there we have it – nostalgia, hope and determination all apparent in equal measure. This time we do it right; wind in the sails – and off across the ocean in search of new worlds. A powerful pirate ship hunting high and low for treasures. Raise the fucking flag - the good ship DWT is back and ready to provide for its crew. If you play; play safe. DRS20 as always people.
Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost.
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DWT29 (December 12th 2020)

DWT29 (December 12th 2020)
Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!
Terrific, terrific stuff

Alas – promotion has remained minimal; but shortly it willnae be, at least comparatively with the norm. The big DWT T-Shirt Xmas Giveaway will be hotting up a good smidge more in the run up to Xmas time. Thankfully the quota of prizes (3) has been met haha - thus avoiding the embarrassment of not even being able to give the fucking things away. That'd be a humbler for sure - but at the very least, that'd in keeping with everything thats happened previously haha. Thats the wonder of todays world; a cunt could undergo the most humbling of experiences which was then thrust into the public eye - and within a few days it'd be forgotten about. Some other cunt has done some other embarrassing shite.
The big picture - my eye is always on that. To my detriment on manys an occasion tbf - the overthinker forever tagged with the rep whereby they give up on things or pass on opportunities with regularity. Frustrating in retrospect - but for me, there simply has to be a reason why their subconscious directs them as it does. I learned a few days ago, that being able to take command of what you're mind tells you in any given situation is such for a reason. People see you in that light, they get a glimpse at the part of you that is not as honed as those you dazzle them with. Nowt wrong with that - in spite of the tools at folks disposal these days - nowt wrong with that. Therein lies the problem - any cunt can do anything; so as such there should be no excuse for not doing something. The human race demands evolution, forever the improvement in body development, mind capacity etc etc. That ethos at its very core represents where we are today; over-concentrated on that particular subject - poor cunts in the form of animals, fishie, birdies, plants - anything - go through turmoil and squalor.
Its tough to be selfless all of the time - no cunt should be chastised for taking a time or two of personal preferences here and there. The line in the sand represented by where your obedience lies is something lying there quietly - folks love to get straight to the heart of grading others selflessness or indeed - lack therof. In my work - in my social interactions; I'm in the main operating from a place of expectancy - i.e. the hombre I'm dealing with is a terrific cunt and we could potentially talk at length about all sorts. Not something I push for fear of appearing over-eager; but I'm ready to be nice - lets say that. From there, even if the adjustment is a fair bitty down - thats still a place much better to maintain serenity from than a fair bitty below tetchiness and frustration. Diplomacy is an artform I've dedicated my life to in a lot of ways - quietly and unofficially I must add - but I've always been analytical of my experiences with people and the reasons for various occurrences. I get that this could be associated with pettiness or paranoia haha - but to clarify; from my base of humbleness, the assessment of my experiences is in the main balanced and educational.
Thats not to say I havenae had my moments of course - hoo mama - but these experiences were tbf the most beneficial in terms of viceral educational experience. Those 'I wonder...' musings are soon cleared up, when you go through a bit of goosebumpy times. For me - pushing up against barriers isn't a focus; I see myself more a roving reporter, commenting on his experiences in an effort to tell the tale of whats happening. Indeed my lack of willingness to get up and push the fence has perhaps seen me lose comrades, sacrifice footholdings - regretful in their consequence. But after a stint of being accommodating to every offer and suggestion - the payoff was enough to make me take stock and treat every offer carefully prior to acceptance. Eventually this manifested itself into a pretty tough exterior shell...not keen on owt that was out-with the comfort zone. You appreciate the glide when the torrents thrash you about. Thats the very essence of my focus; I respect my shortcomings. My bodies reaction - both in mind and physical - is not something I scoff at.
My body tells me to be a lazy cunt - so be it haha; thats my main lack of selflessness I suppose...I'm not active enough in being physically engaging. A wee rock stuck in the right hand scale - down she goes. But then we glance at where the honedness is apparent; and for sure - when stuck in the left hand scale, the representative rock sends it down with aplomb. As long as the lean has the honedness to the fore - terrific. Not to say if not apparent theres something abohhrently wrong - there's many a reason why honedness depletes. For me - a lack of honedness should result in withdrawal; far too many examples scattered throughout time whereby a person has fired on regardless of the fact theres no a smidge of honedness to be seen. Sure - I'm no daft; its a bunch to ask for honedness to be tip top at every turn; but the problems avoided by standard setting is not done in jest. The world loves to utilise the ability to be hybrid - but theres not a time goes by where a specific task performed by a dedicated person or thing is extremely apparent in its value...better chance of correct information - relaxed factual time saving conversation; terrific potential for long term fruitful relationships. Thats the stuff 😎

So the ship returned with treasure last week! Never not exciting 😎 On paper of course; another day out in the cold; but thanks to the focussed concentration, profit was gained by way of cash out. A tasty one at that - hoo mama - £37 off a facking dabble; that is the fucking stuff haha YES; the benefits of way way out there shots showing a nice wee bit of plumage there for sure. It'll no be the go to from here on in or owt; but nice to know the option is there should the bookmaker decide they don't know what they're doing for an avo haha (they'll win in the end anyhow the wee pricks...or will they?) The tactic this weekend therefore not really mused over; just a glance at the options and selections made - 'is that the price? Right you are' type stuff. Reasoned and researched; the selections this week are opted for in faith of return. I want to be able to say, 'DWT won before it was 30'. I'll no greet if it doesnae, but it'd be good nonetheless. So to wrap up - with wind in the sails, and hope in the tales - we look to avoid fails, and remain on the rails. Reddit Running Total (RRT) currently sits at -£213.57. Ah no.

I’m not promoting it in the slightest to be put on; it's purely to be completely transparent about where the beans I'm spilling are being pushed towards – this is after all, a Life Experiment: Can a useless old arsehole prosper under strict weekly gambling conditions? Word of warning; prior to this – not really.
The sticky clarifies - but just to reiterate - here's the format...DRS20 is Dads Recommended Spend: £20. This is a lot of money granted - and I would encourage absolute apprehension if this sort of money represents life altering for you personally if zero is returned. I’m lucky enough to be able to afford to lose £20 in a week; but confess that if I got no return for say, 20 weeks in a row - I would likely be without something I value (a streaming service or summat). I don’t take it lightly. Four bets are placed with this outlay; a £5 Treble (DWT) and three £5 Doubles. Generally if two come up, the bet is covered (up or down £2 or so). My gambling prowess is pretty much a joke; so whilst I advertise, I in no way qualify them as a given. I’m a prick with plenty bollocks to spout is all. This is how I frame it.

So here it is - the one that stands alone in its defiance afore glossing in its triumph:

Its DWT29


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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Odds
MOTHERWELL livingston 21/20
DERBY COUNTY stoke city 9/5
MORECAMBE harrogate 13/8

14.07/1 we get for this selection – terrific.

Over 53's last week; over 14's this week - the ebb and flow of DWT offers very little for those interested in any sort of pattern; any given week could produce any given wager. For some - reality is key; they want a realistic shot at a return. Others - they want a big lump, lottery style; and only therefore bother when potentially a treasure chest chock a block with treasure is on the table. Henceforth - there's never been any limit put on the price. Unofficially 10/1 is as low as I go...theres been a time or two maybes where I cannae alas claim to never having breached that threshold. Most likely caused by a collaborative effort - hamstrung by a smartarse putting on a sure thing no doubt. Anyhow - a sexy big profit last week; really got the juices flowing - had a good browse of the available information....properly starting to believe in things actually having not only a chance of winning - but winning fucking often. Terrific 😎

MOTHERWELL have had a rough couple weeks or so there; Covid-related bother (a hinderer by golly) prevalent - there was maybe an expectancy surrounding the slump given the circumstances. A wee humping at the hands of Hibs there last week; that'll be them pissed off now I reckon. Sleeves pulled up - hands rubbed together; surely enough in the fucking tank to overcome st mirren at home.
DERBY COUNTY are my new Mansfield - now the sails are full of wind, there's a solid confidence they'll deliver a convincing and comprehensive performance. The win now bagged - pug face needs a solid convincing win over a player - and Stoke are certainly that thus far. Home advantage as well - no fucking excuse.
MORECAMBE are unbeaten in 5 at home; a defeat last time out sure - but away to table topping wizards Newport. Back home then to lick their wounds - they'll be hopeful of success against a harrogate side beaten 4 times out the last five. Pish. Clinical and decisive - they could leap way up the league if they bag three here Morecambe - 9th by my casual eye. Thats the fucking stuff - hoo mama

So there we have it – nostalgia, hope and determination all apparent in equal measure. This time we do it right; wind in the sails – and off across the ocean in search of new worlds. A powerful pirate ship hunting high and low for treasures. Raise the fucking flag - the good ship DWT is back and ready to provide for its crew. If you play; play safe. DRS20 as always people.
Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost.
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DWT28 (December 4th 2020)

DWT28 (December 4th 2020)
Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!**
Terrific, terrific stuff
Alas – promotion has remained minimal; but for the first time proper, theres a real sense of growth evident anyhow. Portions of DWT write themselves - etched in stone are the few paragraphs offering factual advice, or the fabled DWT mantras. Fans of the Dad output over the years, have oft been known to pay homage to the catchphrases - something that always produces a nice warm glow around the outer edges. I wouldn't call myself a cunt who deserves a statue or owt - but to have my documented trail of social commentary - or at the very least a portion of it - recognised as a momentous day of celebration, joy and remembrance; that'd be pretty fucking terrific. To harness the energy of that day and recreate it routinely; off the page.
Thats the aim - off the page. To be considered as such would in itself be off the page. The parameters of DWT are such, that ridicule is essentially part and parcel of the whole existence. It's therefore often tough to guage the temperature of the malice at times. We're at a stage now where the seriousness is non-existent to an extent; the participant(s) - regardless of wager - are investing generally without any expectation whatsoever. Which is probably the best place to be all things considered. Every success is a surprise - and with that an extended run of success would be an eye-opening cunt and a fucking half. I neither expect or hang off of the chance of this occurring - from the very start, I was ready to have very probable losses displayed with complete transparency. Its a risky subject to focus on is gambling - make a cunt of it and you're very much running the risk of attracting the ire of participants, or people in general. The focus of some gamblers relying solely on the wager itself when promoting - no frills or pizazz - is, for me, a risky gameplan and no mistake. Dampen down the seriousness with a wee cartoon or a joke - get the message out there, that this is for the more 'lucky dip' type gambler 'Ooo - 150m on the euromillions tonight! Odds are pish though - you'll never ever win th...or hold on - whats this...DWT - possible £500 bangers, 50/1ish - hahah look at what this crazy old bastard is saying; hilarious. Aye lets do this instead. Fiver down.'
Back to the land of zero return we went I must add, before getting too carried away with tempting your fivers out of your back pockets - but hoo mama it was a tantaliser. St Johnstone winning was a proper smug bastard moment; the pieces fell wonderfully into place...fell behind - immediate equaliser; then ahead all in the space of a few minutes there second half. Nil all in both other games - both of the cunts playing at their own stadium; the hope would head on deep onto injury time...but no - not to be. Sainties winning deserved at least the chance of a cash out on one of the doubles - but the agony of stalemates rears its ugly bastard head. The lack of action resulting in updating with nowt more than exclamations of eager hope. Lady Gambling took advantage of this energy and used it against me; she saw the bead of sweat slipping down the temple - I lost my cool. But here - frustrating bastards; score for the love of fuck. Ach well - the Consistency Slate is wiped clear once more; from zero we must build again.
DWT13 through DWT14 - that was the one time the Consistency Slate had any sort of accruance. A source of ridicule - manys a morn I've walked into the office and some clever cunt has etched a limp cartoon penis upon the Consistency Slate. I'm all for a bit of banter - you cunts all know that - but that kind of shit hurts a little I'm not going to lie. I don't dwell - its as relevant a gag as any - but when I see it, it takes me back to the moment of concoction (just there a minute ago) when I was full of wonderment and hope. Seconds later - I'm dressed like a pirate getting milkshake chucked over me. Once you go through that experience however - it gets easier the next time haha; much like yon scene in True Romance with Tony Soprano (subbing in being laughed and pointed at, for shooting some poor prick). For me - the statistics and trends and patterns are all fascinating without doubt - but I try and not let it influence things too much, as ridiculous as that sounds. Sure - theres obvious patterns like picking the same team for whatever times in a row - I'm more referring to the odds sought. I like to get a group of longer ones together of course - naturally - but if theres a beautifully priced sure thing, its without doubt a front runner for inclusion. A loose line at evens lets say.
Today plus two more afore we celebrate Xmas Day - and with that the Draw for DWT T-Shirts (see the Hat for details). Three lucky pricks will be celebrating the news a DWT premium T-Shirt in their size will be in their possession at some stage in the near future 😎. The T-Shirts adventure, whilst never really something thats garnered enough traction to be of any real commercial value (1 official sale to date - plus two gifted to competition winners) - has forever remained a pipedream I hope becomes reality one day. Perhaps from my ever-existent love of random acknowledgements out in public 'Hey - cool shirt hombre' type pish; smaller niche groups recognising each other and saying hi. For DWT - that would be some specific random encounter type stuff at this stage (current owners of said garments have all alluded to wearing purely in their own dwellings - of course they wouldnae wear it in public hahaha ah no). Henceforth the small promotional push - whereby I emphasise the fuck out of small; more just a way of giving back to those who care enough to want to be included in the draw (5 so far - so worth sticking your name in; a terrific chance of success 👍) - but you never know...a bit of assistance from the hands of fate, we could well be staring at a potential honeypot of action, some time in the nearish future.
The running feelings being felt at the success or lack thereof, are pretty much left to the side for this week - that being the first weekend of December. Naturally - we're reaching for the stars, seeking maximum impact from the selections. This is the kind of occasion that demands success. This kind of occasion gets pretty fucked off if empty hands are evident there at the end, 'wheres my fucking money bruv?'. Regardless - if there was a time for conservative, reserved 10/1 or lower type shite - it most certainly isnae now. threatening stares and spiked emphasis on demanding info may well be intimidating; but every now and then you simply have to get in its face, place a hand on its chest and say, 'Calm the fuck down.' Theres a lengthy game being played here - if you're coming in 1 week only demanding success, you're going to be in a bit of a state come conclusion. So whilst theres sympathy and respect paid to angered reaction; there is a line of retort ready to utilise once able to become intertwined with a reasonable convo. Far too much blazing in bull in a crockery shop type shite evident; relax and enjoy it - no wonder ever cunt thinks everything a scam - theres no patience practised. I may struggle to justify my shite return after such vibrant expectations displayed beforehand; but I have in fairness taken the time to reflect on this likelihood during a more sombre non-biased moment (etched in stone paragraph explains). So to wrap up - we're filling the sack, flinging it over the back - afore hitting the track, spreading joy shack to shack. Reddit Running Total (RRT) currently sits at -£230.85. Ah no.

I’m not promoting it in the slightest to be put on; it's purely to be completely transparent about where the beans I'm spilling are being pushed towards – this is after all, a Life Experiment: Can a useless old arsehole prosper under strict weekly gambling conditions? Word of warning; prior to this – not really.
The sticky clarifies - but just to reiterate - here's the format...DRS20 is Dads Recommended Spend: £20. This is a lot of money granted - and I would encourage absolute apprehension if this sort of money represents life altering for you personally if zero is returned. I’m lucky enough to be able to afford to lose £20 in a week; but confess that if I got no return for say, 20 weeks in a row - I would likely be without something I value (a streaming service or summat). I don’t take it lightly. Four bets are placed with this outlay; a £5 Treble (DWT) and three £5 Doubles. Generally if two come up, the bet is covered (up or down £2 or so). My gambling prowess is pretty much a joke; so whilst I advertise, I in no way qualify them as a given. I’m a prick with plenty bollocks to spout is all. This is how I frame it.

So here it is - the one that draws inspiration from lunar movements, whereby perfect alignment has been achieved (hopefully):

Its DWT28


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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Odds
DUNDEE UNITED livingston 11/5
DERBY COUNTY millwall 29/10
SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY norwich city 100/30

53.06/1 we get for this selection – terrific.

Over 23's last week; over 53's this week - up, up and fucking awwwwayyy; hoo mama. The more attentive will have noticed there's oft a trend with selections, whereby a selection will include a familiar face - a dependable cunt to turn to in an hour of need. sometimes you just need to slip another 2p coin into the one armed bandit. To be fair - there 's a solid lump of potential propped behind each selection. The doubles alone are worth a lump; all of them coming in would be a wee trip to Wonderland and no mistake...near 500 bangers. Holy Shitballs 😎

DUNDEE UNITED perhaps have some terrible thing going on behind the scenes or summat - the price on offer seems very generous to me. Sure livi have enjoyed some victories in recent times, but against lower league pish in the main. Whoop de doo for the love of fuck. Meanwhile; United are unbeaten in 7. Solid as a rock. In they'll sweep - snatch a couple of goals - and away up home to celebrate with a nice dinner.
DERBY COUNTY manager Wayne Rooney may be one of the ugliest cunts on the planet - but one things for sure; he knows how to win a football match sometimes. I've had an itchy finger and no mistake when it comes to Derby - sure as fuck I (and others tbf) have been about a victory landing on the lap. Nowt so far. A trip away to millwall the dish being served. For me - a very winnable game; reputation as being a bunch of tough cunts millwall may be - but sometimes a name known worldwide floats into you domain and makes a cunt of yous.
SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY represent a selection whereby I once again havenae let go of the certainty I held last week. Tony Pulis - so oft a miracle man (Has he been? sort of I suppose) - a terrific cunt like Anthony cannae go too long without a win. Sure sure - table toppers the opponents have and will be; but its no about them the day. Tony will grab a cheeky wee odd goal win here.

So there we have it – nostalgia, hope and determination all apparent in equal measure. This time we do it right; wind in the sails – and off across the ocean in search of new worlds. A powerful pirate ship hunting high and low for treasures. Raise the fucking flag - the good ship DWT is back and ready to provide for its crew. If you play; play safe. DRS20 as always people.
Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost.
**date in title error: December 5th 2020

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I met him at the abandoned church 3

part 2
TW: Ableism. Please read with caution.
Hi guys! I’ve recovered from my wounds for the most part! I’ve been able to hide the scar from my mom but it’s hard to hide the pain. I am doing better though so I won’t complain. I did get myself into that after all.
Being without a phone sucks pretty but, but being injured and having nightmares night after night of the coyote getting close enough to rip into my throat isn’t great either. Something changed about my dreams recently, though.
Two nights ago I still dreamt of the forest, but it was different. Light streamed through the trees, birds sang, and animals scurried around without care. The air seemed less heavy than it had been in years!
I turned around in a circle to take in the view. When I turned to the left I spotted her.
A woman with long brown hair looked at me from behind a tree. Once she noticed I’d seen her she stepped out and came into view. She was average height, with hair that touched the forest floor. Her skin was sun kissed and she was completely naked. The thing about her that stood out the most though was her pregnant belly. It jutted out roughly, her skin stretched almost painfully over her enlarged stomach.
For some reason I couldn’t seem to focus on her face. It was blurry, looking like a shifting mass of faces. Every time I blinked her face was different, it was strange. The woman beckoned me towards her like a mother calling to her child.
Usually, my curiously would take over, but the past few events led me to believe that this woman might not be a good person. She didn’t give off a bad or evil aura at all. Her movements were slow and graceful, like that of a dancer.
We both stood and stared at each other. After a while she tilted her head almost sadly. A large, rough looking hand emerged from behind the tree and grabbed her wrist, yanking her back. Once she had left the forest began to change.
Trees became barren, animals became walking corpses, and beasts from myth walked the earth. I was rooted to the spot. Everything cried out in pain and agony, begging for help, for MY help. Birds fell from the sky and blood began to pool under my legs, quickly flooding the forest and rising up to drown me.
Then I woke up.
I was sweating intensely. My throat was sore and my palms were clammy. I sat up and rubbed my hurt shoulder before looking at the clock next to my bed.
8:32 am.
With a tired sigh I got ready for the day. My mom had asked me to fill in for her at the bakery. Of course I agreed immediately. I needed the money and she needed the break.
The bakery my mom owns is called “Mom’s Bakes and Cakes”. The name didn’t really make sense to me, or well anyone, but it was the only place in our dusty old town that served hot pastries and fresh coffee at all times of the day so people put up with it.
Really, we call it a bakery but it’s more of a cafe. There’s tables to sit and eat at, a jukebox, and our menu is diverse.
I don’t really like this town. I live in the south(Louisiana to be specific), and people that aren’t completely normal are ostracized. Being a chubby autistic teen in high school was a death sentence. Dropping out was the only thing I could do, really. Teachers never cared about the physical and emotional torment I went through and my parents could only do so much.
Enough about boring stuff. Let’s talk about how shitty my day at the bakery was, shall we?
First of all, I got there 10 minutes late. This means the food was out on to cook later than usual. Later food means customers complain. Complaining customers give me a headache, and when I get too overstimulated I cry.
It’s really a butterfly affect. If only I’d gotten to the bakery earlier, maybe my day wouldn’t have gone that way it did.
When I first unlocked the door, there was already someone waiting. Mr. Tommy is the chief fire fighter, and also a big douchebag. He’s around 70 years old and gets extremely cranky Ossetia get his strawberry danish and black coffee at 9:00 am on the dot.
“I told Leanne that she should hire an actual employee and not her kin. Too lenient.” He spat onto the ground next to him as opened the door. The air was chilly so I got in quickly, trying my best to just keep my mouth shut.
Thankfully my mom had some prepare donuts prepared for him in the microwave. I warmed them up and fixed his coffee quickly before serving him.
“About time,” he muttered. As he ate his stupid danish, two more men walked into the bakery. Two men decked out in camouflage and hunting gear. It was that time of the year after all, deer season. It wasn’t too unusual to see people walk into stores looking like they just got back from war.
One of the men, who looked to be around 30, approached the counter and leaned down to my height. I’m 5’0 for those who don’t know, and he was nearly 6’0 himself.
“Hey there, sweet cheeks. Got any chocolate donuts ready yet?”
His voice was low and sweet, but not in a good way. It made me nervous.
“They’ll be ready in about 5 minutes. You alright with waiting?” I asked, taking out a pen and paper.
“Yes ma’am I am.”
He turned to his friend and laughed before looking back at me. I stared at him, confused.
“Your name?”
He pushed his sparse hair back and gave me a smirk. I had to hold myself back from cringing, what the hell was he up to?
“Jerry, but you can call me anytime.”
I wrote down anytime on the paper, and walked to the back to begin his order. When I got back the two hunters sat across from each other at one of the booths. They were midway into a conversation.
“-and Jason is a dirty liar. I’m telling you, something keeps killing all the big bucks. I’ve seen three carcasses already and it’s only a week into hunting season,” Jerry’s friend insisted. I started to eavesdrop.
“That’s nonsense. We already killed damn near every coyote in the parish, what the hell else is there here that could take down on of ‘em big ‘ole bucks? I’ve seen the carcasses too Mack, but I ain’t no god damn fool. It’s probably one of those kids without er hunting license hunting illegally and dumping the body.”
Ding ding ding!
The bell of the shop rang as someone else came rushing into the bakery. It was my old high school English teacher. His usually tidy toupee hung on for dear life, as if he had run to get here as quickly as possible. He took a second to pant wildly and catch his breath before speaking.
“Someone’s been found dead!” He exclaimed. Now this really piqued my interested.
“Calm down Mr. Samson. What happened?” I helped him sit down on one of cushioned seats and fetched him a glass of water.
Mr. Samson was an old coot, pushing his 80s. He was the second oldest person in our town, and until now I didn’t even think he was capable of running. This had to have shaken him, and I wanted every detail.
“Oh my lord Jesus. It was one of them boys that just finished high school. Sweet kid that had a bright future,” he muttered. Bright future my ass. Everyone from this town ends up here for the rest of their life or dead, and most of them deserve it.
“Hey lil Missy, might be in your best interest to not listen, gets a bit scary. Best not to fill your head with that.” Mr. Samson said between breaths. I turned away and rolled my eyes, pretending to busy myself with preparing donuts.
“Poor Gage. It was gruesome I tell you. Body is up near that hunting trail that leads to his deer stand. Found it yesterday morning.”
Gage Williams, a 20 year old man with blond hair and pretty eyes. He had a way with charming teachers to get what he wanted, one of those things was getting them to ignore the torment he and his friends put me through. Every lunch I got food thrown at me, and during P.E. I’d be the target for harassment and dodgeballs. It had gotten worse my sophomore year, where they started getting ballsy and actually started hitting me. Bunch of cowards teaming up against a small girl I say.
“What are they saying killed him?” One of the hunters, Mack I think, asked. Mr. Samson swiped his wrinkled face with a handkerchief.
“I have no idea, but they’re saying that his face is all beaten in. They were only able to identify him through his dental records, and that was still hard. Not only that, son, but he’s been hollowed out from the inside. Not a single organ in him.”
Now this is the part people would usually say, “he hurt me, but he didn’t deserve that”. I’m here to say hell yeah he deserved it, fuck him. Karmas a bitch and it comes for everyone, maybe don’t torment people to the point they have to drop out Gage. You asshole.
Wow got it a bit personal, let’s reel it back a bit before things get nasty.
I listened as I served the two hunters their donuts. The teacher downed his drink in one gulp before he started again.
“Now I don’t know if this is true or not so take it with a grain of salt, but I heard from one of the officers that after they got the body back to the coroner and left, the body went missing. Apparently they still haven’t found it. His poor mother is in hysterics.”
They all looked to the ground and let the words hang in the air for a moment. While they did that, I began thinking.
I knew where Gage’s deer stand was. I’d placed thumb tacks on his seat a while back as some petty revenge, which worked pretty well. The next day at school he was fuming, but left me alone for the most part, which was great.
I was already planning to visit the creature in the woods after my shift, why not take a look at his deer stand? It wasn’t too far away from Bastard Lake so I wouldn’t be going out of my way to check it out. Maybe I could find out what had happened, or get killed. Sounded good to me!
“Come on Mack. Let’s go and talk with the Sheriff. Whatever did that to Gage could still be out there.”
The two hunters left, but not before the tall man, Jerry, gave me his number. I promptly tossed it in the trash. Men around here were really strange, and very confusing.
Mr. Samson looked over to me and frowned. His eyes lit up with recognition and he laughed.
“Aren’t you that girl who dropped out of my class? Chasity Kite?” He asked. His tone wasn’t kind or playful, it had some kind of sinister undertone.
“Glad you’re actually able to get a job. Didn’t know people like you could do anything besides take up space.”
God, here it goes. Old people in this town really had some nerve. Most of them had some fucked up world views, but kept quiet to be polite and just gossiped in secret. Mr. Samson though, had no trouble with making people uncomfortable and being impolite.
I remained calm and quiet. I had prepared myself for this, many times.
“You mute, girl? I know you’re mentally retarded but you can at least speak when spoken to can’t you?” He got a bit louder. I turned away from his glaring eyes.
I’d met many people like this in my town. People that were different didn’t do well here. No matter how hard I tried to prove myself by having the best grades in class or being the most well behaved, I was always looked down upon.
“Mr. Samson, if you would like to continue sitting in that seat, mind your tone. I have no qualms with calling my father to escort you out.”
“Hah. Just what I’d expect from a retard, can’t do anything for yourself. What did Leanne think when she let you work here.”
He rose from his seat and walked to the door. Before leaving completely he looked back and spit on the ground.
“You watch your mouth little girl. I could call the police right now and have you committed. You already have a bad reputation.”
I closed my lips shut and stared at the ground. A low chuckle left his mouth.
“That’s what I thought. Next time I won’t be so nice.”
With that he was gone. I waited til he was out of sight to sink to the ground. My chest was tight and I began shaking. I knew this was the start of a panic attack, and I needed to get home.
I closed shop as quickly as possible, listening to loud music to distract myself. When I’d finished I called my mom on the landline.
“Hello?” My mother’s tired voice asked. I paused for a second as guilt began set in.
“Hi mom, it’s me. Can you take over? I’m... not doing great.” I said softly into the phone. I heard a heavy sigh before she replied.
“Of course baby. I’m coming. Go ahead and head home.”
She hung up before I could. I felt awful, today had been my moms day off, the only one she got this week. If only I’d been stronger she would be able to rest today.
I was gone before she got there. When I got home I headed straight to my room and cried. My shift had lasted a four hours at the most. It was 12 pm now, and I was home alone.
I stood up and grabbed my backpack. I’d already let my mom down today, I had to make myself somewhat useful. Even if I was just doing something to satiate my own curiosity.
Before I knew it I’d arrived at the church. Nearly everything was the same, besides the coyote being gone from the fountain. I was kind of glad about that though.
When I stepped in I was immediately picked up from the ground and held up by the collar of my shirt.
I closed my eyes and swung my fists wildly at whatever was holding me captive, but it didn’t budge. When I opened my eyes, they were met with the black orbs of the creature.
“Oh you’re back.” He said simply before dropping me(rather rudely I might add) onto the muddy floor. I huffed, getting to my feet and stared him down.
“Could at least put me down gently. Humans are fragile.”
He peered down at me until he sighed and rubbed his temple with his long clawed hand.
“Yes, I’m well aware. Come quick, I’d rather you leave as soon as possible.”
I ignored the last part and followed him into the nursery. It looked even more torn up than the last time I was there. He sat on the ground.
“What have you brought for me?”
“How did you... ahem, I brought some more water and this left over deer organs and meat. It’s not cooked though, sorry.”
I pulled out the water and ziplock baggies so he could see. He snatched the bag and sniffed it before tearing it open and emptying the contents into his large jaw. I grimaced at the sight.
He wiped the blood from his mouth and swiped the water from my hand. After he’d finished it he spoke.
“Animal carcasses can last me a few weeks. But I need to.. actually feed.” He muttered this more to himself than to me. I decided to not ask what he actually fed on, for my safety and sanity.
“Alright big guy, let’s get to business. I want you to tell me all you know about what’s going on here.” I said with a sternness that surprised even me.
He was silent for a moment, as if in thought.
“Hell if I know. I only got here a few days ago. Got attacked by something I couldn’t even see and ran here.” He motioned around him.
“I came here for one reason only. That reason being to get rid of someone that lives here. I’ll be out of your hair after that, kiddo.”
“Slow down, a few days? Someone you need to get rid of? What are you talking about?”
“I’ve been at this church for around four days now. Second thing is none of your business, it’s your best bet not to ask questions.”
“You... you’ve been here for at least a few weeks. I first met you nearly two weeks ago.”
I looked at his face. He seemed just as surprised as me.
“That’s isn’t possible. Here look.”
He pulled off the gauze and bandages I’d wrapped his wounds in. They all looked fresh, no more than a few days old. I stopped myself from reaching out to touch them.
“That’s strange. I visited you nearly a week ago.”
“No.. you came here yesterday. I...”
The grip he had on the water bottle tightened. Water started to pool onto the floor beside him but he didn’t seem phased by it.
I gave him a moment to process the information, but I also tried to come up with more questions. Many raced through my mind, but only one stuck out and repeated over and over again.
“Are you a wendigo?”
The look on his face nearly made me burst into laughter. His eyebrows scrunched up and lips curled into a grimace.
“Wendigos are mindless flesh eaters. They gorge themselves until they can no longer eat then eat more.”
“So you’re a skin walker?”
“God damn it. Humans see something they don’t know and automatically assume they’re a wendigo or skin walker.”
“Listen, I’m no expert, but you’re giving me some serious wendigo vibes. You just scarfed down raw organs, can you blame me?” I crossed my arms. His brows furrowed and his big black eyes stared back at me.
“Do you know what a wendigo looks like? Or a skin walker?”
“They’re like.. big and scary. Wendigo are skinny legends apparently and skin walkers are ugly bastards,” I nodded along and looked up to see if I was right.
His gray skin looked even more sickly, if that was possible. An exasperated sigh left his thin lips as he held a hand to his forehead.
Low muttering escaped his mouth. The words he spoke weren’t English, so I didn’t bother with caring about how insulting his tone sounded.
“Okay, not a skin walker or wendigo. So what are you exactly?”
I sat down in front of him crisscross apple sauce and listened. The creature rolled his eyes(how that was possible with no iris was beyond my comprehension) then began.
“I’m... something else entirely. You don’t need to know the details.”
This guy. Feeding into my curiosity unintentionally must be fun.
“Oh... by the way.”
He reached into his pocket and pulled out my phone. I nearly hugged him, I was so happy to see it.
“Found this on the ground after you left. Must of dropped it.”
He tossed it to me without a care, and I caught it. I clicked the on button to see it only had about 10 percent of battery left. That wouldn’t matter, i wouldn’t be out much longer anyways. I pocketed my phone.
“Thank you, I’ve been looking everywhere for this!” I smiled up at him. He grunted and scratched his said in response.
I stood and stretched, brushing mud off my skirt in the process. The man stared as I did, watching my movements.
“Leaving?” He asked, his tone a bit more hopeful than I would have liked.
“Yes. I’m actually going to investigate something else. A boy that I used to go to school with was found dead in the eastern side of the forest yesterday morning. I’m gonna check it out.” I pulled out the remaining water bottles from my bag and set them by the creature.
He seemed to be thinking as I turned to leave. Before I could open the nursery door he yanked me by my arm(where I hurt my shoulder), causing me to clench my teeth. He didn’t take notice of that and instead held me by the neck of my shirt like a mother dog would the scruff of her puppy.
“Listen here. That’s an awful idea. I’ve already told you that something attacked me in the forest and caused me, a seven foot tall creature with 10x the strength of a normal man to go into hiding. What makes you think you’ll come out of this unscathed?”
“I don’t care. I’ve survived getting attacked once and I’ll survive again. Even if I don’t it doesn’t matter. Besides why do you care? I thought you wanted me gone.”
I crossed my arms and looked away. The creature huffed and set me free.
“I don’t. Just don’t want your death to cause me trouble. Get killed for all I care.” He waved for me to leave.
“Good. Don’t worry, I’ll try not to die close to the church.”
With that I left, running away as fast as I could. For some reason, his words hurt me. I’m usually not one to take insults to heart, but after the incident from earlier I was feeling a bit sensitive. Even then his words really stuck to me more than they should. He was a stranger to me, and not even a human stranger at that. Why did I care that he DIDN’T care?
When I couldn’t run anymore I sat on the damp forest ground and tried to catch my breath. I’d just passed the ‘Hunting Grounds’ sign. This part of the forest held a big deer population. I quickly started walking on the trail that led to Gage’s deer stand.
The air in this part of the forest had always been uneasy and tense for me. My dad is a hunter and used to try and get me interested in the craft. I never liked it though. Hunting, killing, then skinning my first deer made me quit. I couldn’t stand the look of its dead eyes staring at me while I gutted it.
While I was in thought, I’d reached Gage’s deer stand. It was held on tall beams, covered in camouflage and old leaves. It smelt of moss and teenage B.O., which didn’t surprise me.
Police tape wrapped around trees that grew near the stand, making a protective circle. I ducked under it with ease and began my inspection.
My eyes scanned the ground. There was a greenish-yellow liquid staining the fallen leaves right under the stand. Vomit, maybe shit?
Continuing my search, I grabbed the ladder of the stand and began to climb up. It was nothing special, just a plain deer stand. I found a few porno magazines hidden under a blanket, but that was pretty much it. I was going to climb back down when I started feeling sick. I walked back in and sat on the blanket, covering my mouth. A sudden urge to puke came over me.
As I was keeled over in pain, I heard it. A soft clicking sound coming from the trees. I looked up through the only window but I saw nothing. The sound slowly became louder, approaching from behind the deer stand. A soft tap reverberated through the metal stilts of the stand. I froze completely.
Something was beneath the deer stand.
The sudden realization made me groan quietly, and I regretted it as soon as it left my lips. The tapping stopped suddenly.
Before I could do anything, something large landed on top of the stand with a crunch. I looked out the window to see the mangled face of Gage, which I could only recognize due to his stupid football jersey. I screamed in terror as his body slid down the window and landed with a wet thump onto the ground.
After that everything was a blur. Something tore open the back of the stand as if peeling apart paper and knocked me out of the stand. I only caught a glimpse of something large, white and spotted with red before I fell unconscious.
When I woke up I was covered in something cold and slimy. It was darker than before, maybe around 5-6 pmish? It’s been getting dark earlier recently.
I sighed and tried my best to take in my surroundings. Barely anything was visible, I could only make out shapes, but the smell was awful. Rotten meat with a mix of bad breath and blood.
My next move was to wiggle around. I soon realized that I was tied with something up in the air. How far up I didn’t know. I decided it was best to not wiggle out and drop to whatever was below me.
Instead, I pulled my now slime covered phone and clicked it on. 8 percent left. Goodie. I tried calling my mom, the police, anyone I could, but the calls wouldn’t go through.
“Stupid red neck WiFi. Stupid dumb me.” I muttered. I then did something I honestly regret and clicked the flashlight on my phone on.
Surrounding me were the slowly dissolving bodies of multiple people, young and old. They were covered in a greenish liquid that bubbled on their skin, causing it to liquidate and pool down their skulls.
That wasn’t even the worst part. They were all tied together with strips of human skin and organs, the intestines spilling from their bodies to trap them. I couldn’t stop myself from peering down and discovering that I too was wrapped in intestines and skin.
This time I couldn’t hold the vomit back. I emptied my lunch onto the ground and myself, which by the way, took a few seconds to splash onto the ground below. From that I could deduce that I was pretty high up. God damn it.
“Can’t get any worse than this, can it?” I mumbled through my busted lips.
Jesus Christ I wish I hadn’t said that.
The clicking sound was back, and it was so much louder and intense. The tree next to me shook at something claimed it’s trunk.
I’m going to try my best to describe what I saw.
The pale, expressionless head of a mannequin popped out of the darkness below me. I shined my light directly at it, unable to look away. As it claimed higher, I was able get a better look at the beast that had taken me.
Two mannequin torso were melded together to form a spider like abdomen, accompanied by doll arms of various lengths. It has no eyes, no face. Just a white head and body, splashed with dried blood and viscera.
It’s head twitched slightly as it tapped along the tree, before one of its legs reached body. It tapped the head with its chin a few times before moving onto the next body. It did the same, but this time after a few taps to the skull, it’s chin lifted wide to reveal a large jaw filled with hundreds of pointy white teeth. The easily tore open the mans skull and gulped down the sludge that remained inside.
It did this with a few bodies before it came upon me. I tried to keep my thumping heart quiet as it tapped my head with its chin. For a moment it stood still, almost as if it were confused. It tapped my head again, but tumors intensely. Soon the taps became more violent.
I cried out in pain, fighting against it with one arm to get it to stop. I pulled on one of its arms until I felt it tear off. This resulted in an ear splitting shriek, and the creatures retreat.
I haven’t seen the beats in about an hour now, and I’ve been writing ever since. I don’t know what I’ll do once it comes back. The smell in the air is making me sick, and gets stronger by the minute. My consciousness is fading and I don’t know how much longer I can take this.
I have to end this here. I’m posting this with what little battery I have left. Hopefully it will get through, even with how shitty the signal is out here.
I keep hearing sounds below me, and something brushed against my foot just a moment ago. If I die, then shit guess it was nice to know you guys. Feel free to call me dumb below, or actually comment some way to help my dumb ass. Either way, thanks for reading. See you later, if I’m still alive.
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I met him at an abandoned church

part 2
TW: Ableism. Please read with caution.
Hi guys! I’ve recovered from my wounds for the most part! I’ve been able to hide the scar from my mom but it’s hard to hide the pain. I am doing better though so I won’t complain. I did get myself into that after all.
Being without a phone sucks pretty bad, but being injured and having nightmares night after night of the coyote getting close enough to rip into my throat isn’t great either. Something changed about my dreams recently, though.
Two nights ago I still dreamt of the forest, but it was different. Light streamed through the trees, birds sang, and animals scurried around without care. The air seemed less heavy than it had been in years!
I turned around in a circle to take in the view. When I turned to the left I spotted her.
A woman with long brown hair looked at me from behind a tree. Once she noticed I’d seen her she stepped out and came into view. She was average height, with hair that touched the forest floor. Her skin was sun kissed and she was completely naked. The thing about her that stood out the most though was her pregnant belly. It jutted out roughly, her skin stretched almost painfully over her enlarged stomach.
For some reason I couldn’t seem to focus on her face. It was blurry, looking like a shifting mass of faces. Every time I blinked her face was different, it was strange. The woman beckoned me towards her like a mother calling to her child.
Usually, my curiously would take over, but the past few events led me to believe that this woman might not be a good person. She didn’t give off a bad or evil aura at all. Her movements were slow and graceful, like that of a dancer.
We both stood and stared at each other. After a while she tilted her head almost sadly. A large, rough looking hand emerged from behind the tree and grabbed her wrist, yanking her back. Once she had left the forest began to change.
Trees became barren, animals became walking corpses, and beasts from myth walked the earth. I was rooted to the spot. Everything cried out in pain and agony, begging for help, for MY help. Birds fell from the sky and blood began to pool under my legs, quickly flooding the forest and rising up to drown me.
Then I woke up.
I was sweating intensely. My throat was sore and my palms were clammy. I sat up and rubbed my hurt shoulder before looking at the clock next to my bed.
8:32 am.
With a tired sigh I got ready for the day. My mom had asked me to fill in for her at the bakery. Of course I agreed immediately. I needed the money and she needed the break.
The bakery my mom owns is called “Mom’s Bakes and Cakes”. The name didn’t really make sense to me, or well anyone, but it was the only place in our dusty old town that served hot pastries and fresh coffee at all times of the day so people put up with it.
Really, we call it a bakery but it’s more of a cafe. There’s tables to sit and eat at, a jukebox, and our menu is diverse.
I don’t really like this town. I live in the south(Louisiana to be specific), and people that aren’t completely normal are ostracized. Being a chubby autistic teen in high school was a death sentence. Dropping out was the only thing I could do, really. Teachers never cared about the physical and emotional torment I went through and my parents could only do so much.
Enough about boring stuff. Let’s talk about how shitty my day at the bakery was, shall we?
First of all, I got there 10 minutes late. This means the food was out on to cook later than usual. Later food means customers complain. Complaining customers give me a headache, and when I get too overstimulated I cry.
It’s really a butterfly affect. If only I’d gotten to the bakery earlier, maybe my day wouldn’t have gone that way it did.
When I first unlocked the door, there was already someone waiting. Mr. Tommy is the chief fire fighter, and also a big douchebag. He’s around 70 years old and gets extremely cranky Ossetia get his strawberry danish and black coffee at 9:00 am on the dot.
“I told Leanne that she should hire an actual employee and not her kin. Too lenient.” He spat onto the ground next to him as opened the door. The air was chilly so I got in quickly, trying my best to just keep my mouth shut.
Thankfully my mom had some prepare donuts prepared for him in the microwave. I warmed them up and fixed his coffee quickly before serving him.
“About time,” he muttered. As he ate his stupid danish, two more men walked into the bakery. Two men decked out in camouflage and hunting gear. It was that time of the year after all, deer season. It wasn’t too unusual to see people walk into stores looking like they just got back from war.
One of the men, who looked to be around 30, approached the counter and leaned down to my height. I’m 5’0 for those who don’t know, and he was nearly 6’0 himself.
“Hey there, sweet cheeks. Got any chocolate donuts ready yet?”
His voice was low and sweet, but not in a good way. It made me nervous.
“They’ll be ready in about 5 minutes. You alright with waiting?” I asked, taking out a pen and paper.
“Yes ma’am I am.”
He turned to his friend and laughed before looking back at me. I stared at him, confused.
“Your name?”
He pushed his sparse hair back and gave me a smirk. I had to hold myself back from cringing, what the hell was he up to?
“Jerry, but you can call me anytime.”
I wrote down anytime on the paper, and walked to the back to begin his order. When I got back the two hunters sat across from each other at one of the booths. They were midway into a conversation.
“-and Jason is a dirty liar. I’m telling you, something keeps killing all the big bucks. I’ve seen three carcasses already and it’s only a week into hunting season,” Jerry’s friend insisted. I started to eavesdrop.
“That’s nonsense. We already killed damn near every coyote in the parish, what the hell else is there here that could take down on of ‘em big ‘ole bucks? I’ve seen the carcasses too Mack, but I ain’t no god damn fool. It’s probably one of those kids without er hunting license hunting illegally and dumping the body.”
Ding ding ding!
The bell of the shop rang as someone else came rushing into the bakery. It was my old high school English teacher. His usually tidy toupee hung on for dear life, as if he had run to get here as quickly as possible. He took a second to pant wildly and catch his breath before speaking.
“Someone’s been found dead!” He exclaimed. Now this really piqued my interested.
“Calm down Mr. Samson. What happened?” I helped him sit down on one of cushioned seats and fetched him a glass of water.
Mr. Samson was an old coot, pushing his 80s. He was the second oldest person in our town, and until now I didn’t even think he was capable of running. This had to have shaken him, and I wanted every detail.
“Oh my lord Jesus. It was one of them boys that just finished high school. Sweet kid that had a bright future,” he muttered. Bright future my ass. Everyone from this town ends up here for the rest of their life or dead, and most of them deserve it.
“Hey lil Missy, might be in your best interest to not listen, gets a bit scary. Best not to fill your head with that.” Mr. Samson said between breaths. I turned away and rolled my eyes, pretending to busy myself with preparing donuts.
“Poor Gage. It was gruesome I tell you. Body is up near that hunting trail that leads to his deer stand. Found it yesterday morning.”
Gage Williams, a 20 year old man with blond hair and pretty eyes. He had a way with charming teachers to get what he wanted, one of those things was getting them to ignore the torment he and his friends put me through. Every lunch I got food thrown at me, and during P.E. I’d be the target for harassment and dodgeballs. It had gotten worse my sophomore year, where they started getting ballsy and actually started hitting me. Bunch of cowards teaming up against a small girl I say.
“What are they saying killed him?” One of the hunters, Mack I think, asked. Mr. Samson swiped his wrinkled face with a handkerchief.
“I have no idea, but they’re saying that his face is all beaten in. They were only able to identify him through his dental records, and that was still hard. Not only that, son, but he’s been hollowed out from the inside. Not a single organ in him.”
Now this is the part people would usually say, “he hurt me, but he didn’t deserve that”. I’m here to say hell yeah he deserved it, fuck him. Karmas a bitch and it comes for everyone, maybe don’t torment people to the point they have to drop out Gage. You asshole.
Wow got it a bit personal, let’s reel it back a bit before things get nasty.
I listened as I served the two hunters their donuts. The teacher downed his drink in one gulp before he started again.
“Now I don’t know if this is true or not so take it with a grain of salt, but I heard from one of the officers that after they got the body back to the coroner and left, the body went missing. Apparently they still haven’t found it. His poor mother is in hysterics.”
They all looked to the ground and let the words hang in the air for a moment. While they did that, I began thinking.
I knew where Gage’s deer stand was. I’d placed thumb tacks on his seat a while back as some petty revenge, which worked pretty well. The next day at school he was fuming, but left me alone for the most part, which was great.
I was already planning to visit the creature in the woods after my shift, why not take a look at his deer stand? It wasn’t too far away from Bastard Lake so I wouldn’t be going out of my way to check it out. Maybe I could find out what had happened, or get killed. Sounded good to me!
“Come on Mack. Let’s go and talk with the Sheriff. Whatever did that to Gage could still be out there.”
The two hunters left, but not before the tall man, Jerry, gave me his number. I promptly tossed it in the trash. Men around here were really strange, and very confusing.
Mr. Samson looked over to me and frowned. His eyes lit up with recognition and he laughed.
“Aren’t you that girl who dropped out of my class? Chasity Kite?” He asked. His tone wasn’t kind or playful, it had some kind of sinister undertone.
“Glad you’re actually able to get a job. Didn’t know people like you could do anything besides take up space.”
God, here it goes. Old people in this town really had some nerve. Most of them had some fucked up world views, but kept quiet to be polite and just gossiped in secret. Mr. Samson though, had no trouble with making people uncomfortable and being impolite.
I remained calm and quiet. I had prepared myself for this, many times.
“You mute, girl? I know you’re mentally retarded but you can at least speak when spoken to can’t you?” He got a bit louder. I turned away from his glaring eyes.
I’d met many people like this in my town. People that were different didn’t do well here. No matter how hard I tried to prove myself by having the best grades in class or being the most well behaved, I was always looked down upon.
“Mr. Samson, if you would like to continue sitting in that seat, mind your tone. I have no qualms with calling my father to escort you out.”
“Hah. Just what I’d expect from a retard, can’t do anything for yourself. What did Leanne think when she let you work here.”
He rose from his seat and walked to the door. Before leaving completely he looked back and spit on the ground.
“You watch your mouth little girl. I could call the police right now and have you committed. You already have a bad reputation.”
I closed my lips shut and stared at the ground. A low chuckle left his mouth.
“That’s what I thought. Next time I won’t be so nice.”
With that he was gone. I waited til he was out of sight to sink to the ground. My chest was tight and I began shaking. I knew this was the start of a panic attack, and I needed to get home.
I closed shop as quickly as possible, listening to loud music to distract myself. When I’d finished I called my mom on the landline.
“Hello?” My mother’s tired voice asked. I paused for a second as guilt began set in.
“Hi mom, it’s me. Can you take over? I’m... not doing great.” I said softly into the phone. I heard a heavy sigh before she replied.
“Of course baby. I’m coming. Go ahead and head home.”
She hung up before I could. I felt awful, today had been my moms day off, the only one she got this week. If only I’d been stronger she would be able to rest today.
I was gone before she got there. When I got home I headed straight to my room and cried. My shift had lasted a four hours at the most. It was 12 pm now, and I was home alone.
I stood up and grabbed my backpack. I’d already let my mom down today, I had to make myself somewhat useful. Even if I was just doing something to satiate my own curiosity.
Before I knew it I’d arrived at the church. Nearly everything was the same, besides the coyote being gone from the fountain. I was kind of glad about that though.
When I stepped in I was immediately picked up from the ground and held up by the collar of my shirt.
I closed my eyes and swung my fists wildly at whatever was holding me captive, but it didn’t budge. When I opened my eyes, they were met with the black orbs of the creature.
“Oh you’re back.” He said simply before dropping me(rather rudely I might add) onto the muddy floor. I huffed, getting to my feet and stared him down.
“Could at least put me down gently. Humans are fragile.”
He peered down at me until he sighed and rubbed his temple with his long clawed hand.
“Yes, I’m well aware. Come quick, I’d rather you leave as soon as possible.”
I ignored the last part and followed him into the nursery. It looked even more torn up than the last time I was there. He sat on the ground.
“What have you brought for me?”
“How did you... ahem, I brought some more water and this left over deer organs and meat. It’s not cooked though, sorry.”
I pulled out the water and ziplock baggies so he could see. He snatched the bag and sniffed it before tearing it open and emptying the contents into his large jaw. I grimaced at the sight.
He wiped the blood from his mouth and swiped the water from my hand. After he’d finished it he spoke.
“Animal carcasses can last me a few weeks. But I need to.. actually feed.” He muttered this more to himself than to me. I decided to not ask what he actually fed on, for my safety and sanity.
“Alright big guy, let’s get to business. I want you to tell me all you know about what’s going on here.” I said with a sternness that surprised even me.
He was silent for a moment, as if in thought.
“Hell if I know. I only got here a few days ago. Got attacked by something I couldn’t even see and ran here.” He motioned around him.
“I came here for one reason only. That reason being to get rid of someone that lives here. I’ll be out of your hair after that, kiddo.”
“Slow down, a few days? Someone you need to get rid of? What are you talking about?”
“I’ve been at this church for around four days now. Second thing is none of your business, it’s your best bet not to ask questions.”
“You... you’ve been here for at least a few weeks. I first met you nearly two weeks ago.”
I looked at his face. He seemed just as surprised as me.
“That’s isn’t possible. Here look.”
He pulled off the gauze and bandages I’d wrapped his wounds in. They all looked fresh, no more than a few days old. I stopped myself from reaching out to touch them.
“That’s strange. I visited you nearly a week ago.”
“No.. you came here yesterday. I...”
The grip he had on the water bottle tightened. Water started to pool onto the floor beside him but he didn’t seem phased by it.
I gave him a moment to process the information, but I also tried to come up with more questions. Many raced through my mind, but only one stuck out and repeated over and over again.
“Are you a wendigo?”
The look on his face nearly made me burst into laughter. His eyebrows scrunched up and lips curled into a grimace.
“Wendigos are mindless flesh eaters. They gorge themselves until they can no longer eat then eat more.”
“So you’re a skin walker?”
“God damn it. Humans see something they don’t know and automatically assume they’re a wendigo or skin walker.”
“Listen, I’m no expert, but you’re giving me some serious wendigo vibes. You just scarfed down raw organs, can you blame me?” I crossed my arms. His brows furrowed and his big black eyes stared back at me.
“Do you know what a wendigo looks like? Or a skin walker?”
“They’re like.. big and scary. Wendigo are skinny legends apparently and skin walkers are ugly bastards,” I nodded along and looked up to see if I was right.
His gray skin looked even more sickly, if that was possible. An exasperated sigh left his thin lips as he held a hand to his forehead.
Low muttering escaped his mouth. The words he spoke weren’t English, so I didn’t bother with caring about how insulting his tone sounded.
“Okay, not a skin walker or wendigo. So what are you exactly?”
I sat down in front of him crisscross apple sauce and listened. The creature rolled his eyes(how that was possible with no iris was beyond my comprehension) then began.
“I’m... something else entirely. You don’t need to know the details.”
This guy. Feeding into my curiosity unintentionally must be fun.
“Oh... by the way.”
He reached into his pocket and pulled out my phone. I nearly hugged him, I was so happy to see it.
“Found this on the ground after you left. Must of dropped it.”
He tossed it to me without a care, and I caught it. I clicked the on button to see it only had about 10 percent of battery left. That wouldn’t matter, i wouldn’t be out much longer anyways. I pocketed my phone.
“Thank you, I’ve been looking everywhere for this!” I smiled up at him. He grunted and scratched his said in response.
I stood and stretched, brushing mud off my skirt in the process. The man stared as I did, watching my movements.
“Leaving?” He asked, his tone a bit more hopeful than I would have liked.
“Yes. I’m actually going to investigate something else. A boy that I used to go to school with was found dead in the eastern side of the forest yesterday morning. I’m gonna check it out.” I pulled out the remaining water bottles from my bag and set them by the creature.
He seemed to be thinking as I turned to leave. Before I could open the nursery door he yanked me by my arm(where I hurt my shoulder), causing me to clench my teeth. He didn’t take notice of that and instead held me by the neck of my shirt like a mother dog would the scruff of her puppy.
“Listen here. That’s an awful idea. I’ve already told you that something attacked me in the forest and caused me, a seven foot tall creature with 10x the strength of a normal man to go into hiding. What makes you think you’ll come out of this unscathed?”
“I don’t care. I’ve survived getting attacked once and I’ll survive again. Even if I don’t it doesn’t matter. Besides why do you care? I thought you wanted me gone.”
I crossed my arms and looked away. The creature huffed and set me free.
“I don’t. Just don’t want your death to cause me trouble. Get killed for all I care.” He waved for me to leave.
“Good. Don’t worry, I’ll try not to die close to the church.”
With that I left, running away as fast as I could. For some reason, his words hurt me. I’m usually not one to take insults to heart, but after the incident from earlier I was feeling a bit sensitive. Even then his words really stuck to me more than they should. He was a stranger to me, and not even a human stranger at that. Why did I care that he DIDN’T care?
When I couldn’t run anymore I sat on the damp forest ground and tried to catch my breath. I’d just passed the ‘Hunting Grounds’ sign. This part of the forest held a big deer population. I quickly started walking on the trail that led to Gage’s deer stand.
The air in this part of the forest had always been uneasy and tense for me. My dad is a hunter and used to try and get me interested in the craft. I never liked it though. Hunting, killing, then skinning my first deer made me quit. I couldn’t stand the look of its dead eyes staring at me while I gutted it.
While I was in thought, I’d reached Gage’s deer stand. It was held on tall beams, covered in camouflage and old leaves. It smelt of moss and teenage B.O., which didn’t surprise me.
Police tape wrapped around trees that grew near the stand, making a protective circle. I ducked under it with ease and began my inspection.
My eyes scanned the ground. There was a greenish-yellow liquid staining the fallen leaves right under the stand. Vomit, maybe shit?
Continuing my search, I grabbed the ladder of the stand and began to climb up. It was nothing special, just a plain deer stand. I found a few porno magazines hidden under a blanket, but that was pretty much it. I was going to climb back down when I started feeling sick. I walked back in and sat on the blanket, covering my mouth. A sudden urge to puke came over me.
As I was keeled over in pain, I heard it. A soft clicking sound coming from the trees. I looked up through the only window but I saw nothing. The sound slowly became louder, approaching from behind the deer stand. A soft tap reverberated through the metal stilts of the stand. I froze completely.
Something was beneath the deer stand.
The sudden realization made me groan quietly, and I regretted it as soon as it left my lips. The tapping stopped suddenly.
Before I could do anything, something large landed on top of the stand with a crunch. I looked out the window to see the mangled face of Gage, which I could only recognize due to his stupid football jersey. I screamed in terror as his body slid down the window and landed with a wet thump onto the ground.
After that everything was a blur. Something tore open the back of the stand as if peeling apart paper and knocked me out of the stand. I only caught a glimpse of something large, white and spotted with red before I fell unconscious.
When I woke up I was covered in something cold and slimy. It was darker than before, maybe around 5-6 pmish? It’s been getting dark earlier recently.
I sighed and tried my best to take in my surroundings. Barely anything was visible, I could only make out shapes, but the smell was awful. Rotten meat with a mix of bad breath and blood.
My next move was to wiggle around. I soon realized that I was tied with something up in the air. How far up I didn’t know. I decided it was best to not wiggle out and drop to whatever was below me.
Instead, I pulled my now slime covered phone and clicked it on. 8 percent left. Goodie. I tried calling my mom, the police, anyone I could, but the calls wouldn’t go through.
“Stupid red neck WiFi. Stupid dumb me.” I muttered. I then did something I honestly regret and clicked the flashlight on my phone on.
Surrounding me were the slowly dissolving bodies of multiple people, young and old. They were covered in a greenish liquid that bubbled on their skin, causing it to liquidate and pool down their skulls.
That wasn’t even the worst part. They were all tied together with strips of human skin and organs, the intestines spilling from their bodies to trap them. I couldn’t stop myself from peering down and discovering that I too was wrapped in intestines and skin.
This time I couldn’t hold the vomit back. I emptied my lunch onto the ground and myself, which by the way, took a few seconds to splash onto the ground below. From that I could deduce that I was pretty high up. God damn it.
“Can’t get any worse than this, can it?” I mumbled through my busted lips.
Jesus Christ I wish I hadn’t said that.
The clicking sound was back, and it was so much louder and intense. The tree next to me shook at something claimed it’s trunk.
I’m going to try my best to describe what I saw.
The pale, expressionless head of a mannequin popped out of the darkness below me. I shined my light directly at it, unable to look away. As it claimed higher, I was able get a better look at the beast that had taken me.
Two mannequin torso were melded together to form a spider like abdomen, accompanied by doll arms of various lengths. It has no eyes, no face. Just a white head and body, splashed with dried blood and viscera.
It’s head twitched slightly as it tapped along the tree, before one of its legs reached body. It tapped the head with its chin a few times before moving onto the next body. It did the same, but this time after a few taps to the skull, it’s chin lifted wide to reveal a large jaw filled with hundreds of pointy white teeth. The easily tore open the mans skull and gulped down the sludge that remained inside.
It did this with a few bodies before it came upon me. I tried to keep my thumping heart quiet as it tapped my head with its chin. For a moment it stood still, almost as if it were confused. It tapped my head again, but tumors intensely. Soon the taps became more violent.
I cried out in pain, fighting against it with one arm to get it to stop. I pulled on one of its arms until I felt it tear off. This resulted in an ear splitting shriek, and the creatures retreat.
I haven’t seen the beats in about an hour now, and I’ve been writing ever since. I don’t know what I’ll do once it comes back. The smell in the air is making me sick, and gets stronger by the minute. My consciousness is fading and I don’t know how much longer I can take this.
I have to end this here. I’m posting this with what little battery I have left. Hopefully it will get through, even with how shitty the signal is out here.
I keep hearing sounds below me, and something brushed against my foot just a moment ago. If I die, then shit guess it was nice to know you guys. Feel free to call me dumb below, or actually comment some way to help my dumb ass. Either way, thanks for reading. See you later, if I’m still alive.
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Leeds Q&A with Phil Hay

Busy one today. This latest Q&A is aimed at what the EFL's next steps are likely to be, how people feel about the various options being spoken about and whether we really want another ball to be kicked this season or not.
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I am about to post the 3000 most common words in the English lexicon. Wish me luck...

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anybody anymore anyone anything anyway anywhere apart apartment apparent apparently appeal appear appearance apple application apply appoint appointment appreciate approach appropriate approval approve approximately Arab architect area argue argument arise arm armed army around arrange arrangement arrest arrival arrive art article artist artistic as Asian aside ask asleep aspect assault assert assess assessment asset assign assignment assist assistance assistant associate association assume assumption assure at athlete athletic atmosphere attach attack attempt attend attention attitude attorney attract attractive attribute audience author authority auto available average avoid award aware awareness away awful baby back background bad badly bag bake balance ball ban band bank bar barely barrel barrier base baseball basic basically basis basket basketball bathroom battery battle be beach bean bear beat beautiful beauty because become bed bedroom beer before begin beginning behavior behind being belief believe bell belong below belt bench bend beneath benefit beside besides best bet better between beyond Bible big bike bill billion bind biological bird birth birthday bit bite black blade blame blanket blind block blood blow blue board boat body bomb bombing bond bone book boom boot border born borrow boss both bother bottle bottom boundary bowl box boy boyfriend brain branch brand bread break breakfast breast breath breathe brick bridge brief briefly bright brilliant bring British broad broken brother brown brush buck budget build building bullet bunch burden burn bury bus business busy but butter button buy buyer by cabin cabinet cable cake calculate call camera camp campaign campus can Canadian cancer candidate cap capability capable capacity capital captain capture car carbon card care career careful carefully carrier carry case cash cast cat catch category Catholic cause ceiling celebrate celebration celebrity cell center central century CEO ceremony certain certainly chain chair chairman challenge chamber champion championship chance change changing channel chapter character characteristic characterize charge charity chart chase cheap check cheek cheese chef chemical chest chicken chief child childhood Chinese chip chocolate choice cholesterol choose Christian Christmas church cigarette circle circumstance cite citizen city civil civilian claim class classic classroom clean clear clearly client climate climb clinic clinical clock close closely closer clothes clothing cloud club clue cluster coach coal coalition coast coat code coffee cognitive cold collapse colleague collect collection collective college colonial color column combination combine come comedy comfort comfortable command commander comment commercial commission commit commitment committee common communicate communication community company compare comparison compete competition competitive competitor complain complaint complete completely complex complicated component compose composition comprehensive computer concentrate concentration concept concern concerned concert conclude conclusion concrete condition conduct conference confidence confident confirm conflict confront confusion Congress congressional connect connection consciousness consensus consequence conservative consider considerable consideration consist consistent constant constantly constitute constitutional construct construction consultant consume consumer consumption contact contain container contemporary content contest context continue continued contract contrast contribute contribution control controversial controversy convention conventional conversation convert conviction convince cook cookie cooking cool cooperation cop cope copy core corn corner corporate corporation correct correspondent cost cotton couch could council counselor count counter country county couple courage course court cousin cover coverage cow crack craft crash crazy cream create creation creative creature credit crew crime criminal crisis criteria critic critical criticism criticize crop cross crowd crucial cry cultural culture cup curious current currently curriculum custom customer cut cycle dad daily damage dance danger dangerous dare dark darkness data date daughter day dead deal dealer dear death debate debt decade decide decision deck declare decline decrease deep deeply deer defeat defend defendant defense defensive deficit define definitely definition degree delay deliver delivery demand democracy Democrat democratic demonstrate demonstration deny department depend dependent depending depict depression depth deputy derive describe description desert deserve design designer desire desk desperate despite destroy destruction detail detailed detect determine develop developing development device devote dialogue die diet differ difference different differently difficult difficulty dig digital dimension dining dinner direct direction directly director dirt dirty disability disagree disappear disaster discipline discourse discover discovery discrimination discuss discussion disease dish dismiss disorder display dispute distance distant distinct distinction distinguish distribute distribution district diverse diversity divide division divorce DNA do doctor document dog domestic dominant dominate door double doubt down downtown dozen draft drag drama dramatic dramatically draw drawing dream dress drink drive driver drop drug dry due during dust duty each eager ear early earn earnings earth ease easily east eastern easy eat economic economics economist economy edge edition editor educate education educational educator effect effective effectively efficiency efficient effort egg eight either elderly elect election electric electricity electronic element elementary eliminate elite else elsewhere e-mail embrace emerge emergency emission emotion emotional emphasis emphasize employ employee employer employment empty enable encounter encourage end enemy energy enforcement engage engine engineer engineering English enhance enjoy enormous enough ensure enter enterprise entertainment entire entirely entrance entry environment environmental episode equal equally equipment era error escape especially essay essential essentially establish establishment estate estimate etc ethics ethnic European evaluate evaluation even evening event eventually ever every everybody everyday everyone everything everywhere evidence evolution evolve exact exactly examination examine example exceed excellent except exception exchange exciting executive exercise exhibit exhibition exist existence existing expand expansion expect expectation expense expensive experience experiment expert explain explanation explode explore explosion expose exposure express expression extend extension extensive extent external extra extraordinary extreme extremely eye fabric face facility fact factor factory faculty fade fail failure fair fairly faith fall false familiar family famous fan fantasy far farm farmer fashion fast fat fate father fault favor favorite fear feature federal fee feed feel feeling fellow female fence few fewer fiber fiction field fifteen fifth fifty fight fighter fighting figure file fill film final finally finance financial find finding fine finger finish fire firm first fish fishing fit fitness five fix flag flame flat flavor flee flesh flight float floor flow flower fly focus folk follow following food foot football for force foreign forest forever forget form formal formation former formula forth fortune forward found foundation founder four fourth frame framework free freedom freeze French frequency frequent frequently fresh friend friendly friendship from front fruit frustration fuel full fully fun function fund fundamental funding funeral funny furniture furthermore future gain galaxy gallery game gang gap garage garden garlic gas gate gather gay gaze gear gender gene general generally generate generation genetic gentleman gently German gesture get ghost giant gift gifted girl girlfriend give given glad glance glass global glove go goal God gold golden golf good government governor grab grade gradually graduate grain grand grandfather grandmother grant grass grave gray great greatest green grocery ground group grow growing growth guarantee guard guess guest guide guideline guilty gun guy habit habitat hair half hall hand handful handle hang happen happy hard hardly hat hate have he head headline headquarters health healthy hear hearing heart heat heaven heavily heavy heel height helicopter hell hello help helpful her here heritage hero herself hey hi hide high highlight highly highway hill him himself hip hire his historian historic historical history hit hold hole holiday holy home homeless honest honey honor hope horizon horror horse hospital host hot hotel hour house household housing how however huge human humor hundred hungry hunter hunting hurt husband hypothesis I ice idea ideal identification identify identity ie if ignore ill illegal illness illustrate image imagination imagine immediate immediately immigrant immigration impact implement implication imply importance important impose impossible impress impression impressive improve improvement in incentive incident include including income incorporate increase increased increasing increasingly incredible indeed independence independent index Indian indicate indication individual industrial industry infant infection inflation influence inform information ingredient initial initially initiative injury inner innocent inquiry inside insight insist inspire install instance instead institution institutional instruction instructor instrument insurance intellectual intelligence intend intense intensity intention interaction interest interested interesting internal international Internet interpret interpretation intervention interview into introduce introduction invasion invest investigate investigation investigator investment investor invite involve involved involvement Iraqi Irish iron Islamic island Israeli issue it Italian item its itself jacket jail Japanese jet Jew Jewish job join joint joke journal journalist journey joy judge judgment juice jump junior jury just justice justify keep key kick kid kill killer killing kind king kiss kitchen knee knife knock know knowledge lab label labor laboratory lack lady lake land landscape language lap large largely last late later Latin latter laugh launch law lawn lawsuit lawyer lay layer lead leader leadership leading leaf league lean learn learning least leather leave left leg legacy legal legend legislation legitimate lemon length less lesson let letter level liberal library license lie life lifestyle lifetime lift light like likely limit limitation limited line link lip list listen literally literary literature little live living load loan local locate location lock long long-term look loose lose loss lost lot lots loud love lovely lover low lower luck lucky lunch lung machine mad magazine mail main mainly maintain maintenance major majority make maker makeup male mall man manage management manager manner manufacturer manufacturing many map margin mark market marketing marriage married marry mask mass massive master match material math matter may maybe mayor me meal mean meaning meanwhile measure measurement meat mechanism media medical medication medicine medium meet meeting member membership memory mental mention menu mere merely mess message metal meter method Mexican middle might military milk million mind mine minister minor minority minute miracle mirror miss missile mission mistake mix mixture mm-hmm mode model moderate modern modest mom moment money monitor month mood moon moral more moreover morning mortgage most mostly mother motion motivation motor mount mountain mouse mouth move movement movie Mr Mrs Ms much multiple murder muscle museum music musical musician Muslim must mutual my myself mystery myth naked name narrative narrow nation national native natural naturally nature near nearby nearly necessarily necessary neck need negative negotiate negotiation neighbor neighborhood neither nerve nervous net network never nevertheless new newly news newspaper next nice night nine no nobody nod noise nomination none nonetheless nor normal normally north northern nose not note nothing notice notion novel now nowhere n't nuclear number numerous nurse nut object objective obligation observation observe observer obtain obvious obviously occasion occasionally occupation occupy occur ocean odd odds of off offense offensive offer office officer official often oh oil ok okay old Olympic on once one ongoing onion online only onto open opening operate operating operation operator opinion opponent opportunity oppose opposite opposition option or orange order ordinary organic organization organize orientation origin original originally other others otherwise ought our ourselves out outcome outside oven over overall overcome overlook owe own owner pace pack package page pain painful paint painter painting pair pale Palestinian palm pan panel pant paper parent park parking part participant participate participation particular particularly partly partner partnership party pass passage passenger passion past patch path patient pattern pause pay payment PC peace peak peer penalty people pepper per perceive percentage perception perfect perfectly perform performance perhaps period permanent permission permit person personal personality personally personnel perspective persuade pet phase phenomenon philosophy phone photo photograph photographer phrase physical physically physician piano pick picture pie piece pile pilot pine pink pipe pitch place plan plane planet planning plant plastic plate platform play player please pleasure plenty plot plus PM pocket poem poet poetry point pole police policy political politically politician politics poll pollution pool poor pop popular population porch port portion portrait portray pose position positive possess possibility possible possibly post pot potato potential potentially pound pour poverty powder power powerful practical practice pray prayer precisely predict prefer preference pregnancy pregnant preparation prepare prescription presence present presentation preserve president presidential press pressure pretend pretty prevent previous previously price pride priest primarily primary prime principal principle print prior priority prison prisoner privacy private probably problem procedure proceed process produce producer product production profession professional professor profile profit program progress project prominent promise promote prompt proof proper properly property proportion proposal propose proposed prosecutor prospect protect protection protein protest proud prove provide provider province provision psychological psychologist psychology public publication publicly publish publisher pull punishment purchase pure purpose pursue push put qualify quality quarter quarterback question quick quickly quiet quietly quit quite quote race racial radical radio rail rain raise range rank rapid rapidly rare rarely rate rather rating ratio raw reach react reaction read reader reading ready real reality realize really reason reasonable recall receive recent recently recipe recognition recognize recommend recommendation record recording recover recovery recruit red reduce reduction refer reference reflect reflection reform refugee refuse regard regarding regardless regime region regional register regular regularly regulate regulation reinforce reject relate relation relationship relative relatively relax release relevant relief religion religious rely remain remaining remarkable remember remind remote remove repeat repeatedly replace reply report reporter represent representation representative Republican reputation request require requirement research researcher resemble reservation resident resist resistance resolution resolve resort resource respect respond respondent response responsibility responsible rest restaurant restore restriction result retain retire retirement return reveal revenue review revolution rhythm rice rich rid ride rifle right ring rise risk river road rock role roll romantic roof room root rope rose rough roughly round route routine row rub rule run running rural rush Russian sacred sad safe safety sake salad salary sale sales salt same sample sanction sand satellite satisfaction satisfy sauce save saving say scale scandal scared scenario scene schedule scheme scholar scholarship school science scientific scientist scope score scream screen script sea search season seat second secret secretary section sector secure security see seed seek seem segment seize select selection self sell Senate senator send senior sense sensitive sentence separate sequence series serious seriously serve service session set setting settle settlement seven several severe sex sexual shade shadow shake shall shape share sharp she sheet shelf shell shelter shift shine ship shirt shit shock shoe shoot shooting shop shopping shore short shortly shot should shoulder shout show shower shrug shut sick side sigh sight sign signal significance significant significantly silence silent silver similar similarly simple simply sin since sing singer single sink sir sister sit site situation six size ski skill skin sky slave sleep slice slide slight slightly slip slow slowly small smart smell smile smoke smooth snap snow so so-called soccer social society soft software soil solar soldier solid solution solve some somebody somehow someone something sometimes somewhat somewhere son song soon sophisticated sorry sort soul sound soup source south southern Soviet space Spanish speak speaker special specialist species specific specifically speech speed spend spending spin spirit spiritual split spokesman sport spot spread spring square squeeze stability stable staff stage stair stake stand standard standing star stare start state statement station statistics status stay steady steal steel step stick still stir stock stomach stone stop storage store storm story straight strange stranger strategic strategy stream street strength strengthen stress stretch strike string strip stroke strong strongly structure struggle student studio study stuff stupid style subject submit subsequent substance substantial succeed success successful successfully such sudden suddenly sue suffer sufficient sugar suggest suggestion suicide suit summer summit sun super supply support supporter suppose supposed Supreme sure surely surface surgery surprise surprised surprising surprisingly surround survey survival survive survivor suspect sustain swear sweep sweet swim swing switch symbol symptom system table tablespoon tactic tail take tale talent talk tall tank tap tape target task taste tax taxpayer tea teach teacher teaching team tear teaspoon technical technique technology teen teenager telephone telescope television tell temperature temporary ten tend tendency tennis tension tent term terms terrible territory terror terrorism terrorist test testify testimony testing text than thank thanks that the theater their them theme themselves then theory therapy there therefore these they thick thin thing think thinking third thirty this those though thought thousand threat threaten three throat through throughout throw thus ticket tie tight time tiny tip tire tired tissue title to tobacco today toe together tomato tomorrow tone tongue tonight too tool tooth top topic toss total totally touch tough tour tourist tournament toward towards tower town toy trace track trade tradition traditional traffic tragedy trail train training transfer transform transformation transition translate transportation travel treat treatment treaty tree tremendous trend trial tribe trick trip troop trouble truck true truly trust truth try tube tunnel turn TV twelve twenty twice twin two type typical typically ugly ultimate ultimately unable uncle under undergo understand understanding unfortunately uniform union unique unit United universal universe university unknown unless unlike unlikely until unusual up upon upper urban urge us use used useful user usual usually utility vacation valley valuable value variable variation variety various vary vast vegetable vehicle venture version versus very vessel veteran via victim victory video view viewer village violate violation violence violent virtually virtue virus visible vision visit visitor visual vital voice volume volunteer vote voter vs vulnerable wage wait wake walk wall wander want war warm warn warning wash waste watch water wave way we weak wealth wealthy weapon wear weather wedding week weekend weekly weigh weight welcome welfare well west western wet what whatever wheel when whenever where whereas whether which while whisper white who whole whom whose why wide widely widespread wife wild will willing win wind window wine wing winner winter wipe wire wisdom wise wish with withdraw within without witness woman wonder wonderful wood wooden word work worker working works workshop world worried worry worth would wound wrap write writer writing wrong yard yeah year yell yellow yes yesterday yet yield you young your yours yourself youth zone
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3000 most common words in the English lexicon
a abandon ability able abortion about above abroad absence absolute absolutely absorb abuse academic accept access accident accompany accomplish according account accurate accuse achieve achievement acid acknowledge acquire across act action active activist activity actor actress actual actually ad adapt add addition additional address adequate adjust adjustment administration administrator admire admission admit adolescent adopt adult advance advanced advantage adventure advertising advice advise adviser advocate affair affect afford afraid African African-American after afternoon again against age agency agenda agent aggressive ago agree agreement agricultural ah ahead aid aide AIDS aim air aircraft airline airport album alcohol alive all alliance allow ally almost alone along already also alter alternative although always AM amazing American among amount analysis analyst analyze ancient and anger angle angry animal anniversary announce annual another answer anticipate anxiety any anybody anymore anyone anything anyway anywhere apart apartment apparent apparently appeal appear appearance apple application apply appoint appointment appreciate approach appropriate approval approve approximately Arab architect area argue argument arise arm armed army around arrange arrangement arrest arrival arrive art article artist artistic as Asian aside ask asleep aspect assault assert assess assessment asset assign assignment assist assistance assistant associate association assume assumption assure at athlete athletic atmosphere attach attack attempt attend attention attitude attorney attract attractive attribute audience author authority auto available average avoid award aware awareness away awful baby back background bad badly bag bake balance ball ban band bank bar barely barrel barrier base baseball basic basically basis basket basketball bathroom battery battle be beach bean bear beat beautiful beauty because become bed bedroom beer before begin beginning behavior behind being belief believe bell belong below belt bench bend beneath benefit beside besides best bet better between beyond Bible big bike bill billion bind biological bird birth birthday bit bite black blade blame blanket blind block blood blow blue board boat body bomb bombing bond bone book boom boot border born borrow boss both bother bottle bottom boundary bowl box boy boyfriend brain branch brand bread break breakfast breast breath breathe brick bridge brief briefly bright brilliant bring British broad broken brother brown brush buck budget build building bullet bunch burden burn bury bus business busy but butter button buy buyer by cabin cabinet cable cake calculate call camera camp campaign campus can Canadian cancer candidate cap capability capable capacity capital captain capture car carbon card care career careful carefully carrier carry case cash cast cat catch category Catholic cause ceiling celebrate celebration celebrity cell center central century CEO ceremony certain certainly chain chair chairman challenge chamber champion championship chance change changing channel chapter character characteristic characterize charge charity chart chase cheap check cheek cheese chef chemical chest chicken chief child childhood Chinese chip chocolate choice cholesterol choose Christian Christmas church cigarette circle circumstance cite citizen city civil civilian claim class classic classroom clean clear clearly client climate climb clinic clinical clock close closely closer clothes clothing cloud club clue cluster coach coal coalition coast coat code coffee cognitive cold collapse colleague collect collection collective college colonial color column combination combine come comedy comfort comfortable command commander comment commercial commission commit commitment committee common communicate communication community company compare comparison compete competition competitive competitor complain complaint complete completely complex complicated component compose composition comprehensive computer concentrate concentration concept concern concerned concert conclude conclusion concrete condition conduct conference confidence confident confirm conflict confront confusion Congress congressional connect connection consciousness consensus consequence conservative consider considerable consideration consist consistent constant constantly constitute constitutional construct construction consultant consume consumer consumption contact contain container contemporary content contest context continue continued contract contrast contribute contribution control controversial controversy convention conventional conversation convert conviction convince cook cookie cooking cool cooperation cop cope copy core corn corner corporate corporation correct correspondent cost cotton couch could council counselor count counter country county couple courage course court cousin cover coverage cow crack craft crash crazy cream create creation creative creature credit crew crime criminal crisis criteria critic critical criticism criticize crop cross crowd crucial cry cultural culture cup curious current currently curriculum custom customer cut cycle dad daily damage dance danger dangerous dare dark darkness data date daughter day dead deal dealer dear death debate debt decade decide decision deck declare decline decrease deep deeply deer defeat defend defendant defense defensive deficit define definitely definition degree delay deliver delivery demand democracy Democrat democratic demonstrate demonstration deny department depend dependent depending depict depression depth deputy derive describe description desert deserve design designer desire desk desperate despite destroy destruction detail detailed detect determine develop developing development device devote dialogue die diet differ difference different differently difficult difficulty dig digital dimension dining dinner direct direction directly director dirt dirty disability disagree disappear disaster discipline discourse discover discovery discrimination discuss discussion disease dish dismiss disorder display dispute distance distant distinct distinction distinguish distribute distribution district diverse diversity divide division divorce DNA do doctor document dog domestic dominant dominate door double doubt down downtown dozen draft drag drama dramatic dramatically draw drawing dream dress drink drive driver drop drug dry due during dust duty each eager ear early earn earnings earth ease easily east eastern easy eat economic economics economist economy edge edition editor educate education educational educator effect effective effectively efficiency efficient effort egg eight either elderly elect election electric electricity electronic element elementary eliminate elite else elsewhere e-mail embrace emerge emergency emission emotion emotional emphasis emphasize employ employee employer employment empty enable encounter encourage end enemy energy enforcement engage engine engineer engineering English enhance enjoy enormous enough ensure enter enterprise entertainment entire entirely entrance entry environment environmental episode equal equally equipment era error escape especially essay essential essentially establish establishment estate estimate etc ethics ethnic European evaluate evaluation even evening event eventually ever every everybody everyday everyone everything everywhere evidence evolution evolve exact exactly examination examine example exceed excellent except exception exchange exciting executive exercise exhibit exhibition exist existence existing expand expansion expect expectation expense expensive experience experiment expert explain explanation explode explore explosion expose exposure express expression extend extension extensive extent external extra extraordinary extreme extremely eye fabric face facility fact factor factory faculty fade fail failure fair fairly faith fall false familiar family famous fan fantasy far farm farmer fashion fast fat fate father fault favor favorite fear feature federal fee feed feel feeling fellow female fence few fewer fiber fiction field fifteen fifth fifty fight fighter fighting figure file fill film final finally finance financial find finding fine finger finish fire firm first fish fishing fit fitness five fix flag flame flat flavor flee flesh flight float floor flow flower fly focus folk follow following food foot football for force foreign forest forever forget form formal formation former formula forth fortune forward found foundation founder four fourth frame framework free freedom freeze French frequency frequent frequently fresh friend friendly friendship from front fruit frustration fuel full fully fun function fund fundamental funding funeral funny furniture furthermore future gain galaxy gallery game gang gap garage garden garlic gas gate gather gay gaze gear gender gene general generally generate generation genetic gentleman gently German gesture get ghost giant gift gifted girl girlfriend give given glad glance glass global glove go goal God gold golden golf good government governor grab grade gradually graduate grain grand grandfather grandmother grant grass grave gray great greatest green grocery ground group grow growing growth guarantee guard guess guest guide guideline guilty gun guy habit habitat hair half hall hand handful handle hang happen happy hard hardly hat hate have he head headline headquarters health healthy hear hearing heart heat heaven heavily heavy heel height helicopter hell hello help helpful her here heritage hero herself hey hi hide high highlight highly highway hill him himself hip hire his historian historic historical history hit hold hole holiday holy home homeless honest honey honor hope horizon horror horse hospital host hot hotel hour house household housing how however huge human humor hundred hungry hunter hunting hurt husband hypothesis I ice idea ideal identification identify identity ie if ignore ill illegal illness illustrate image imagination imagine immediate immediately immigrant immigration impact implement implication imply importance important impose impossible impress impression impressive improve improvement in incentive incident include including income incorporate increase increased increasing increasingly incredible indeed independence independent index Indian indicate indication individual industrial industry infant infection inflation influence inform information ingredient initial initially initiative injury inner innocent inquiry inside insight insist inspire install instance instead institution institutional instruction instructor instrument insurance intellectual intelligence intend intense intensity intention interaction interest interested interesting internal international Internet interpret interpretation intervention interview into introduce introduction invasion invest investigate investigation investigator investment investor invite involve involved involvement Iraqi Irish iron Islamic island Israeli issue it Italian item its itself jacket jail Japanese jet Jew Jewish job join joint joke journal journalist journey joy judge judgment juice jump junior jury just justice justify keep key kick kid kill killer killing kind king kiss kitchen knee knife knock know knowledge lab label labor laboratory lack lady lake land landscape language lap large largely last late later Latin latter laugh launch law lawn lawsuit lawyer lay layer lead leader leadership leading leaf league lean learn learning least leather leave left leg legacy legal legend legislation legitimate lemon length less lesson let letter level liberal library license lie life lifestyle lifetime lift light like likely limit limitation limited line link lip list listen literally literary literature little live living load loan local locate location lock long long-term look loose lose loss lost lot lots loud love lovely lover low lower luck lucky lunch lung machine mad magazine mail main mainly maintain maintenance major majority make maker makeup male mall man manage management manager manner manufacturer manufacturing many map margin mark market marketing marriage married marry mask mass massive master match material math matter may maybe mayor me meal mean meaning meanwhile measure measurement meat mechanism media medical medication medicine medium meet meeting member membership memory mental mention menu mere merely mess message metal meter method Mexican middle might military milk million mind mine minister minor minority minute miracle mirror miss missile mission mistake mix mixture mm-hmm mode model moderate modern modest mom moment money monitor month mood moon moral more moreover morning mortgage most mostly mother motion motivation motor mount mountain mouse mouth move movement movie Mr Mrs Ms much multiple murder muscle museum music musical musician Muslim must mutual my myself mystery myth naked name narrative narrow nation national native natural naturally nature near nearby nearly necessarily necessary neck need negative negotiate negotiation neighbor neighborhood neither nerve nervous net network never nevertheless new newly news newspaper next nice night nine no nobody nod noise nomination none nonetheless nor normal normally north northern nose not note nothing notice notion novel now nowhere n't nuclear number numerous nurse nut object objective obligation observation observe observer obtain obvious obviously occasion occasionally occupation occupy occur ocean odd odds of off offense offensive offer office officer official often oh oil ok okay old Olympic on once one ongoing onion online only onto open opening operate operating operation operator opinion opponent opportunity oppose opposite opposition option or orange order ordinary organic organization organize orientation origin original originally other others otherwise ought our ourselves out outcome outside oven over overall overcome overlook owe own owner pace pack package page pain painful paint painter painting pair pale Palestinian palm pan panel pant paper parent park parking part participant participate participation particular particularly partly partner partnership party pass passage passenger passion past patch path patient pattern pause pay payment PC peace peak peer penalty people pepper per perceive percentage perception perfect perfectly perform performance perhaps period permanent permission permit person personal personality personally personnel perspective persuade pet phase phenomenon philosophy phone photo photograph photographer phrase physical physically physician piano pick picture pie piece pile pilot pine pink pipe pitch place plan plane planet planning plant plastic plate platform play player please pleasure plenty plot plus PM pocket poem poet poetry point pole police policy political politically politician politics poll pollution pool poor pop popular population porch port portion portrait portray pose position positive possess possibility possible possibly post pot potato potential potentially pound pour poverty powder power powerful practical practice pray prayer precisely predict prefer preference pregnancy pregnant preparation prepare prescription presence present presentation preserve president presidential press pressure pretend pretty prevent previous previously price pride priest primarily primary prime principal principle print prior priority prison prisoner privacy private probably problem procedure proceed process produce producer product production profession professional professor profile profit program progress project prominent promise promote prompt proof proper properly property proportion proposal propose proposed prosecutor prospect protect protection protein protest proud prove provide provider province provision psychological psychologist psychology public publication publicly publish publisher pull punishment purchase pure purpose pursue push put qualify quality quarter quarterback question quick quickly quiet quietly quit quite quote race racial radical radio rail rain raise range rank rapid rapidly rare rarely rate rather rating ratio raw reach react reaction read reader reading ready real reality realize really reason reasonable recall receive recent recently recipe recognition recognize recommend recommendation record recording recover recovery recruit red reduce reduction refer reference reflect reflection reform refugee refuse regard regarding regardless regime region regional register regular regularly regulate regulation reinforce reject relate relation relationship relative relatively relax release relevant relief religion religious rely remain remaining remarkable remember remind remote remove repeat repeatedly replace reply report reporter represent representation representative Republican reputation request require requirement research researcher resemble reservation resident resist resistance resolution resolve resort resource respect respond respondent response responsibility responsible rest restaurant restore restriction result retain retire retirement return reveal revenue review revolution rhythm rice rich rid ride rifle right ring rise risk river road rock role roll romantic roof room root rope rose rough roughly round route routine row rub rule run running rural rush Russian sacred sad safe safety sake salad salary sale sales salt same sample sanction sand satellite satisfaction satisfy sauce save saving say scale scandal scared scenario scene schedule scheme scholar scholarship school science scientific scientist scope score scream screen script sea search season seat second secret secretary section sector secure security see seed seek seem segment seize select selection self sell Senate senator send senior sense sensitive sentence separate sequence series serious seriously serve service session set setting settle settlement seven several severe sex sexual shade shadow shake shall shape share sharp she sheet shelf shell shelter shift shine ship shirt shit shock shoe shoot shooting shop shopping shore short shortly shot should shoulder shout show shower shrug shut sick side sigh sight sign signal significance significant significantly silence silent silver similar similarly simple simply sin since sing singer single sink sir sister sit site situation six size ski skill skin sky slave sleep slice slide slight slightly slip slow slowly small smart smell smile smoke smooth snap snow so so-called soccer social society soft software soil solar soldier solid solution solve some somebody somehow someone something sometimes somewhat somewhere son song soon sophisticated sorry sort soul sound soup source south southern Soviet space Spanish speak speaker special specialist species specific specifically speech speed spend spending spin spirit spiritual split spokesman sport spot spread spring square squeeze stability stable staff stage stair stake stand standard standing star stare start state statement station statistics status stay steady steal steel step stick still stir stock stomach stone stop storage store storm story straight strange stranger strategic strategy stream street strength strengthen stress stretch strike string strip stroke strong strongly structure struggle student studio study stuff stupid style subject submit subsequent substance substantial succeed success successful successfully such sudden suddenly sue suffer sufficient sugar suggest suggestion suicide suit summer summit sun super supply support supporter suppose supposed Supreme sure surely surface surgery surprise surprised surprising surprisingly surround survey survival survive survivor suspect sustain swear sweep sweet swim swing switch symbol symptom system table tablespoon tactic tail take tale talent talk tall tank tap tape target task taste tax taxpayer tea teach teacher teaching team tear teaspoon technical technique technology teen teenager telephone telescope television tell temperature temporary ten tend tendency tennis tension tent term terms terrible territory terror terrorism terrorist test testify testimony testing text than thank thanks that the theater their them theme themselves then theory therapy there therefore these they thick thin thing think thinking third thirty this those though thought thousand threat threaten three throat through throughout throw thus ticket tie tight time tiny tip tire tired tissue title to tobacco today toe together tomato tomorrow tone tongue tonight too tool tooth top topic toss total totally touch tough tour tourist tournament toward towards tower town toy trace track trade tradition traditional traffic tragedy trail train training transfer transform transformation transition translate transportation travel treat treatment treaty tree tremendous trend trial tribe trick trip troop trouble truck true truly trust truth try tube tunnel turn TV twelve twenty twice twin two type typical typically ugly ultimate ultimately unable uncle under undergo understand understanding unfortunately uniform union unique unit United universal universe university unknown unless unlike unlikely until unusual up upon upper urban urge us use used useful user usual usually utility vacation valley valuable value variable variation variety various vary vast vegetable vehicle venture version versus very vessel veteran via victim victory video view viewer village violate violation violence violent virtually virtue virus visible vision visit visitor visual vital voice volume volunteer vote voter vs vulnerable wage wait wake walk wall wander want war warm warn warning wash waste watch water wave way we weak wealth wealthy weapon wear weather wedding week weekend weekly weigh weight welcome welfare well west western wet what whatever wheel when whenever where whereas whether which while whisper white who whole whom whose why wide widely widespread wife wild will willing win wind window wine wing winner winter wipe wire wisdom wise wish with withdraw within without witness woman wonder wonderful wood wooden word work worker working works workshop world worried worry worth would wound wrap write writer writing wrong yard yeah year yell yellow yes yesterday yet yield you young your yours yourself youth zone
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